Fiction Empire

Bantha
Large, hairy mammals with sharp, spiraling horns domesticated by Tusken Raiders on Tatooine.

Biggs Darklighter

Biggs Darklighter
Biggs Darklighter: They're coming in much faster this time, I can't hold 'em!

BTS

Color Out of Space


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C-3PO

C-3PO
C-3PO: We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.

C-3PO

C-3PO
C-3PO: Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!

C-3PO

C-3PO
C-3PO: I would much rather have gone with Master Luke than stay here with you.

Cantina

Diff|rent Strokes


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Cold Shit

Billboard


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Darth Vader

Darth Vader
Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Darth Vader

Darth Vader
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Darth Vader

Darth Vader
Darth Vader: Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans. And bring me the passengers, I want them alive!

Darth Vader

Darth Vader
Darth Vader: If this is a counselor ship where is the ambassador?

Darth Vader

Darth Vader
Darth Vader: Your powers are weak old man. You should not have come back.

Darth Vader

Darth Vader
Darth Vader: When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.

Death Star

Wolf


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Death Star

Shield, The


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Dewback

Dewback
Large reptiles ridden by stormtroopers on Tatooine searching for the droid occupants of the Rebel escape pod.

Dianoga

Dianoga
Creature in the Death Star trash compactor that grabs Luke.

Fear and Clothing with Darth Plagueis

Polls

Fear and Clothing with Darth Plagueis
Let's take a drug fueled roadtrip to Las Vegas for the Fiction Empire's first annual Fashion Awards and vote for the Best Dressed Dark Sider!

Gold 5

Gold 5
Gold 5: It came from behind.

Grand Moff Tarkin

Grand Moff Tarkin
Grand Moff Tarkin: The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.

Grand Moff Tarkin

Grand Moff Tarkin
Grand Moff Tarkin: Evacuate? In our moment of glory? I think you overestimate their chances.

Grand Moff Tarkin

Grand Moff Tarkin
Grand Moff Tarkin: You see, Lord Vader? She can be reasonable. Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready.

Han Solo

Han Solo
Han Solo: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. I've outrun imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you, old man.

Han Solo

Han Solo
Han Solo: Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.

Han Solo

Han Solo
Han Solo: Watch your mouth, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home.

Han Solo

Han Solo
Han Solo: Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy.

Han Solo

Han Solo
Han Solo: She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.

Han Solo

Han Solo
Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Han Solo

Han Solo
Han Solo: May the Force be with you.

Han Solo

Han Solo
Han Solo: Great Shot, Kid! That was one in million!

Han Solo

Han Solo
Han Solo: I have a bad feeling about this.

Han Solo

Han Solo
Han Solo: Why don't you come with us? You're pretty good in a fight. We could use you.

Han Solo

Han Solo
Han Solo: What are you looking at? I know what I'm doing.

Hutch

Hutch
Hutch: No good. I can't maneuver. We're too close.

Jedi Mind Trick

Miscellaneous

Techniques-Psychology

Jedi Mind Trick
Obi-Wan Kenobi uses a Jedi Mind Trick on stormtroopers in Mos Eisley.

Jek Porkins

Jek Porkins
Jek Porkins: I can hold it.

Krayt Dragon

Krayt Dragon
Large reptiles on Tatooine, seen in the form of a skeleton behind C-3PO.

Kyber Crystal Lake

Polls

Kyber Crystal Lake
Now that Friday the 13th's killer Jason Voorhees is in outer space, let's send in a Jedi to finally end his reign of terror.

Leia Organa

Leia Organa
Leia Organa: The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

Leia Organa

Leia Organa
Leia Organa: If money is all you love, then that's what you'll receive.

Leia Organa

Leia Organa
Leia Organa: Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

Leia Organa

Leia Organa
Leia Organa: It's a wonder you're still alive. Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?

Leia Organa

Leia Organa
Leia Organa: Somebody has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, flyboy.

Luke Skywalker
Luke Skywalker: Listen, I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it! But there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's all such a long way from here.

Luke Skywalker
Luke Skywalker: Why don't you outrun 'em? I thought you said this thing was fast!

Luke Skywalker
Luke Skywalker: I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you.

Luke Skywalker
Luke Skywalker: But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!

Luke Skywalker
Luke Skywalker: I have a very bad feeling about this.

Luke's original last name.

Luke's original last name.

	Windu
	Cloudwalker
	Starkiller

Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Force will be with you, always.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Force can have a strong influence on the weakminded.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's no moon. It's a space station.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi: For more than a thousand generations the Jedi were the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy. Before the dark times. Before the Empire.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi: These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
Ben Kenobi: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Luke, the Force will be with you.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Origin of loyal droid R2-D2's name.

Origin of loyal droid R2-D2's name.

	Reel #2 of the Second Dialogue track of American Graffiti
	George Lucas\| license plate in college
	Rivordak & Dynamet, the company that manufactures astromech droids in the Star Wars universe

Origin of Tarkin's name.

Origin of Tarkin's name.

	The "Tarquins" were kings of Rome in the days before the Roman Republic.
	Tarkin, Scottish saint
	Tarkin, an Ogg video codec

Origin of the name "Jedi".

Origin of the name "Jedi".

	George Lucas\| cousin Jed Idler
	The Japanese words "Jidai Geki", which translate as "period adventure drama"
	Steven Spielberg made it up

Porkins

Porkins
Porkins: I've got a problem here. I can hold it.

Rebel

Rebel
Rebel: We interrupted no transmission. This is a counselor ship. We're on a diplomatic mission.

Red Leader

Red Leader
Red Leader: Stay there. I just lost my starboard engine. Get set up for your attack run.

Tantive IV

Color Out of Space


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Tatooine

Mouth of Madness


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Untitled

Wall v2, The


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Untitled

Dark Shadows


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Untitled

Beast


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Untitled

Gray Eagle


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Womp Rat