NEXT TIME ON LONNY TV Series 2011. Created by Alex Anfanger and Dan Schimpf. Starring Alex Anfanger, Dan Schimpf, Lannon Killea, Anna Greenfield, Jessica Rothe, Nick Kocher, Beck Bennett, Grant O|Brien and Lauren Francesca. | |||
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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU | |||||||||||
1 | C-SPIN | BBB | Cinema | TV Stations | |||||||
C-SPIN Lonny apologizes for his behavior at a press conference on C-SPIN, parody of C-SPAN. | |||||||||||
2 | Chang's | BBB | Dining | Restaurants | |||||||
Chang's Chinese restaurant where Lonny discovers a time portal that leads back to his apartment, resulting in several version of himself debating whether or not he should jerk off. | |||||||||||
3 | CySquatch | BBB | Technology Products | Robot Models | |||||||
CySquatch Cybernetic Sasquatch that chases Lonny and his friends through the forest after their flight to Las Vegas crashes. A product of Globocore Industries. | |||||||||||
4 | Dr. Grant | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors | |||||||
Dr. Grant Lonny's doctor in a parody of Flowers for Algernon. | |||||||||||
5 | Flowers for Longernon | BBB | Literature | Books | |||||||
Flowers for Longernon Book about Lonny's experiences, parody of Flowers for Algernon. | |||||||||||
6 | The G Spot | BBB | Television | TV Shows | |||||||
The G Spot TV news program on TMI, parody of TMZ. | |||||||||||
7 | Garrett Los Angeles | BBB | Television | TV Shows-Reality | |||||||
Garrett Los Angeles Reality TV show. Proposed new version of Lonny's show after he is murdered. | |||||||||||
8 | Globocore Industries | BBB | Industrial Companies | Industries | |||||||
Globocore Industries Makers of CySquatch, the cybernetic Sasquatch that chases Lonny and his friends through the forest after their flight to Las Vegas crashes. | |||||||||||
9 | Globocore National Bank | BBB | Financial Companies | Banks | |||||||
Globocore National Bank Bank named after the show's production company, from multiple episodes. | |||||||||||
10 | Herman Idaho | BBB | Television | TV Shows-Reality | |||||||
Herman Idaho Reality TV show, new version of Lonny now that he has a new identity. | |||||||||||
11 | Jizz Drippin' Out Her Ass | BBB | Music | Songs | |||||||
Jizz Drippin' Out Her Ass Song that Lonny's producer mentions to Lonny in the recording studio. | |||||||||||
12 | Kochinko | BBB | Beverage Products | Beverages | |||||||
Kochinko Beverage product that Lonny does commercials for in Japan. | |||||||||||
13 | Lonny Los Angeles | BBB | Television | TV Shows-Reality | |||||||
Lonny Los Angeles Reality TV show featuring Lonny. For the second season, Lonny moves to Los Angeles for a fresh start. | |||||||||||
14 | Lonny [musician] | BBB | Music | Musicians | |||||||
Lonny [musician] Lonny becomes a rapper. | |||||||||||
15 | Lonny [TV series] | BBB | Television | TV Shows-Reality | |||||||
Lonny [TV series] Lonny's reality TV show. | |||||||||||
16 | Lonny's Belly Hole | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products | |||||||
Lonny's Belly Hole Sex product that his agent Eddie proposes to Lonny - a mold of his belly for old men to have sex with. | |||||||||||
17 | Los Angeles Tribune | BBB | Periodicals | Newspaper Tribunes | |||||||
Los Angeles Tribune Newspaper headline: Lonny Dead: C-List Star Brutally Murdered in Apparent Revenge Killing. | |||||||||||
18 | Petey's Painting | BBB | Maintenance Services | Home Maintenance Services | |||||||
Petey's Painting Company name on the getaway van that Lonny drives for the bank robbery. | |||||||||||
19 | Rolling Stoned | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines | |||||||
Rolling Stoned Lonny gets on the cover of this Rolling Stone parody when he becomes America's hottest new rap sensation. Headline: Lonny - Brutal Murderer or Misunderstood Songsmith? Also included in the same issue: Tasteless and vulgar candid closeups of Justin Beiber's balls. | |||||||||||
20 | Smashin' Titties | BBB | Music | Songs | |||||||
Smashin' Titties Song that Lonny's producer mentions to Lonny in the recording studio. | |||||||||||
21 | The State Ledger | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers | |||||||
The State Ledger Newspaper headline: Lonnygate Sex, Scandal and Sin! | |||||||||||
22 | Steven Spielberg's The Crucible | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Steven Spielberg's The Crucible Movie script that Eddie tells Lonny about, which he discovers while delivering the mail as postal worker. | |||||||||||
23 | Strangle a Mother Fucker with a Piano Wi... | BBB | Music | Songs | |||||||
Strangle a Mother Fucker with a Piano Wire Song that Lonny's producer mentions to Lonny in the recording studio. | |||||||||||
24 | TMI | BBB | Cinema | TV Stations | |||||||
TMI TV station, parody of TMZ, featuring the TV news program The G Spot. | |||||||||||
25 | Venice School District | BBB | Education | Schools | |||||||
Venice School District Lonny gives a speech in front of the Venice School District. | |||||||||||
26 | Zweebletech Industries | BBB | Industrial Companies | Industries | |||||||
Zweebletech Industries Company that Lonny invests in - and loses all his money. | |||||||||||
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
27 | November 15, 1973 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Birth Dates | |||||||
November 15, 1973 Date of Birth on Lonny's new Idaho driver's license, under the name Herman Schmeltzer. | |||||||||||
28 | June 18, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries | |||||||
June 18, 2014 Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: Dr. Grant said Stephanie desired something called intercourse. He begins a new regimen of an experimental drug to increase his intelligence. | |||||||||||
29 | June 28, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Headlines | |||||||
June 28, 2014 Date of The State Ledger newspaper headline: Lonnygate Sex, Scandal and Sin! | |||||||||||
30 | August 3, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries | |||||||
August 3, 2014 Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "I have new thoughts. Complex thoughts." The experimental medication he has been taking is beginning to increase his intelligence. | |||||||||||
31 | September 14, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries | |||||||
September 14, 2014 Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "I've developed an unquenchable thirst for knowledge. I've even found ways to improve my medication." | |||||||||||
32 | October 22, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries | |||||||
October 22, 2014 Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "The most amazing night of my life." Lonny begins dating his nurse, and falling in love. | |||||||||||
33 | November 17, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries | |||||||
November 17, 2014 Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "There's something wrong." Lonny realizes that the medication not only has a limit, but ultimately going to hurt him. | |||||||||||
34 | November 28, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries | |||||||
November 28, 2014 Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "There's a way to fix this. There must be." Lonny becomes increasingly desperate to figure out how to maintain his current level of intelligence. | |||||||||||
35 | December 3, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries | |||||||
December 3, 2014 Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "I can feel my mind slipping." Lonny begins to face the truth that his new higher intelligence will not last. | |||||||||||
36 | December 9, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries | |||||||
December 9, 2014 Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "This will be my last entry." Lonny prepares himself for what comes next. | |||||||||||
37 | October 15, 2015 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Expiration Dates | |||||||
October 15, 2015 Expiration Date on Lonny's new Idaho driver's license, under the name Herman Schmeltzer. | |||||||||||
MAKE BELIEVE MAP | |||||||||||
38 | Northwoods | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. | |||||||
Northwoods City in Idaho. Address on on Lonny's new Idaho driver's license, under the name Herman Schmeltzer. | |||||||||||
39 | Sanborn Avenue | Map | Transit Routes | Avenues | |||||||
Sanborn Avenue Street address on Lonny's new Idaho driver's license, under the name Herman Schmeltzer. | |||||||||||
OTHER | |||||||||||
40 | Bethany | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Bethany Bethany: Yo, knocker! You talkin' shit 'bout my dry pussy? | |||||||||||
41 | Eddie Velour | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Eddie Velour Eddie Velour: You ever huffed a human soul? | |||||||||||
42 | Garrett | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Garrett Garrett: Oh, no. | |||||||||||
43 | Gina & Rich | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Gina & Rich Gina: Okay, what if we treat the Lonny brand like a franchise, like he's a character, but he could be played by different actors, like a Superman, or a Batman? Rich: Love it! Gina, I can't even tell you how much I love that idea. I want to rip these pants off right now and sit on your face. Gina: Thank you, Rich. | |||||||||||
44 | Lloyd & Eddie Velour | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Lloyd & Eddie Velour Lloyd: May I interest you in a nice, fresh mojito, Mr. Velour? Eddie velour: Lloyd, you read my mind. | |||||||||||
45 | Lonny | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Lonny Lonny: Goodbye, Garrett. | |||||||||||
46 | Lonny | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Lonny Lonny: You look really pretty, you know that? | |||||||||||
47 | Lonny | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Lonny Lonny: Ain't no god in the jungle, motherfucker. | |||||||||||
48 | Lonny | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Lonny Lonny: Motherfucker, I am the street! | |||||||||||
49 | Lonny's bum fighting name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game | |||||||
Lonny's bum fighting name.
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50 | Lonny's Disastrous First Date | Other | Themes | Dark Shadows | |||||||
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51 | Lonny's dog's name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | |||||||
Lonny's dog's name.
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52 | Lonny's future son's name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game | |||||||
Lonny's future son's name.
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53 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Color Out of Space | |||||||
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