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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
1 | C-SPIN | BBB | Cinema | TV Stations |
| C-SPIN Lonny apologizes for his behavior at a press conference on C-SPIN, parody of C-SPAN.
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2 | Chang's | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Asian |
| Chang's Chinese restaurant where Lonny discovers a time portal that leads back to his apartment, resulting in several version of himself debating whether or not he should jerk off.
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3 | CySquatch | BBB | Technology Products | Robot Models |
| CySquatch Cybernetic Sasquatch that chases Lonny and his friends through the forest after their flight to Las Vegas crashes. A product of Globocore Industries.
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4 | Dr. Grant | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
| Dr. Grant Lonny's doctor in a parody of Flowers for Algernon.
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5 | Flowers for Longernon | BBB | Literature | Books-Misc |
| Flowers for Longernon Book about Lonny's experiences, parody of Flowers for Algernon.
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6 | The G Spot | BBB | Television | TV-Talk Shows |
| The G Spot TV news program on TMI, parody of TMZ.
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7 | Garrett Los Angeles | BBB | Television | TV-Reality |
| Garrett Los Angeles Reality TV show. Proposed new version of Lonny's show after he is murdered.
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8 | Globocore Industries | BBB | Industrial Companies | Industries |
| Globocore Industries Makers of CySquatch, the cybernetic Sasquatch that chases Lonny and his friends through the forest after their flight to Las Vegas crashes.
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9 | Globocore National Bank | BBB | Financial Companies | Banks |
| Globocore National Bank Bank named after the show's production company, from multiple episodes.
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10 | Herman Idaho | BBB | Television | TV-Reality |
| Herman Idaho Reality TV show, new version of Lonny now that he has a new identity.
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11 | Jizz Drippin' Out Her Ass | BBB | Music | Songs |
| Jizz Drippin' Out Her Ass Song that Lonny's producer mentions to Lonny in the recording studio.
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12 | Kochinko | BBB | Beverage Products | Beverages |
| Kochinko Beverage product that Lonny does commercials for in Japan.
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13 | Lonny Los Angeles | BBB | Television | TV-Reality |
| Lonny Los Angeles Reality TV show featuring Lonny. For the second season, Lonny moves to Los Angeles for a fresh start.
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14 | Lonny [musician] | BBB | Music | Music-Rap |
| Lonny [musician] Lonny becomes a rapper.
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15 | Lonny [TV series] | BBB | Television | TV-Reality |
| Lonny [TV series] Lonny's reality TV show.
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16 | Lonny's Belly Hole | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products |
| Lonny's Belly Hole Sex product that his agent Eddie proposes to Lonny - a mold of his belly for old men to have sex with.
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17 | Los Angeles Tribune | BBB | Periodicals | Newspaper Tribunes |
| Los Angeles Tribune Newspaper headline: Lonny Dead: C-List Star Brutally Murdered in Apparent Revenge Killing.
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18 | Petey's Painting | BBB | Maintenance Services | Home Maintenance Services |
| Petey's Painting Company name on the getaway van that Lonny drives for the bank robbery.
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19 | Rolling Stoned | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines |
| Rolling Stoned Lonny gets on the cover of this Rolling Stone parody when he becomes America's hottest new rap sensation. Headline: Lonny - Brutal Murderer or Misunderstood Songsmith? Also included in the same issue: Tasteless and vulgar candid closeups of Justin Beiber's balls.
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20 | Smashin' Titties | BBB | Music | Songs |
| Smashin' Titties Song that Lonny's producer mentions to Lonny in the recording studio.
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21 | The State Ledger | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers |
| The State Ledger Newspaper headline: Lonnygate Sex, Scandal and Sin!
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22 | Steven Spielberg's The Crucible | BBB | Cinema | Movies |
| Steven Spielberg's The Crucible Movie script that Eddie tells Lonny about, which he discovers while delivering the mail as postal worker.
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23 | Strangle a Mother Fucker with a Piano Wi... | BBB | Music | Songs |
| Strangle a Mother Fucker with a Piano Wire Song that Lonny's producer mentions to Lonny in the recording studio.
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24 | TMI | BBB | Cinema | TV Stations |
| TMI TV station, parody of TMZ, featuring the TV news program The G Spot.
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25 | Venice School District | BBB | Education | Schools |
| Venice School District Lonny gives a speech in front of the Venice School District.
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26 | Zweebletech Industries | BBB | Industrial Companies | Industries |
| Zweebletech Industries Company that Lonny invests in - and loses all his money.
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FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
27 | November 15, 1973 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Birth Dates |
| November 15, 1973 Date of Birth on Lonny's new Idaho driver's license, under the name Herman Schmeltzer.
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28 | June 18, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries |
| June 18, 2014 Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: Dr. Grant said Stephanie desired something called intercourse. He begins a new regimen of an experimental drug to increase his intelligence.
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29 | June 28, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Headlines |
| June 28, 2014 Date of The State Ledger newspaper headline: Lonnygate Sex, Scandal and Sin!
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30 | August 3, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries |
| August 3, 2014 Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "I have new thoughts. Complex thoughts." The experimental medication he has been taking is beginning to increase his intelligence.
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31 | September 14, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries |
| September 14, 2014 Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "I've developed an unquenchable thirst for knowledge. I've even found ways to improve my medication."
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32 | October 22, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries |
| October 22, 2014 Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "The most amazing night of my life." Lonny begins dating his nurse, and falling in love.
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33 | November 17, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries |
| November 17, 2014 Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "There's something wrong." Lonny realizes that the medication not only has a limit, but ultimately going to hurt him.
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34 | November 28, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries |
| November 28, 2014 Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "There's a way to fix this. There must be." Lonny becomes increasingly desperate to figure out how to maintain his current level of intelligence.
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35 | December 3, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries |
| December 3, 2014 Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "I can feel my mind slipping." Lonny begins to face the truth that his new higher intelligence will not last.
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36 | December 9, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries |
| December 9, 2014 Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "This will be my last entry." Lonny prepares himself for what comes next.
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37 | October 15, 2015 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Expiration Dates |
| October 15, 2015 Expiration Date on Lonny's new Idaho driver's license, under the name Herman Schmeltzer.
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MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
38 | Northwoods | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
| Northwoods City in Idaho. Address on on Lonny's new Idaho driver's license, under the name Herman Schmeltzer.
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39 | Sanborn Avenue | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Avenues |
| Sanborn Avenue Street address on Lonny's new Idaho driver's license, under the name Herman Schmeltzer.
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OTHER |
40 | Bethany | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Bethany Bethany: Yo, knocker! You talkin' shit 'bout my dry pussy?
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41 | Eddie Velour | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Eddie Velour Eddie Velour: You ever huffed a human soul?
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42 | Garrett | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Garrett Garrett: Oh, no.
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43 | Gina & Rich | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Gina & Rich Gina: Okay, what if we treat the Lonny brand like a franchise, like he's a character, but he could be played by different actors, like a Superman, or a Batman? Rich: Love it! Gina, I can't even tell you how much I love that idea. I want to rip these pants off right now and sit on your face. Gina: Thank you, Rich.
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44 | Lloyd & Eddie Velour | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lloyd & Eddie Velour Lloyd: May I interest you in a nice, fresh mojito, Mr. Velour? Eddie velour: Lloyd, you read my mind.
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45 | Lonny | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lonny Lonny: Goodbye, Garrett.
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46 | Lonny | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lonny Lonny: You look really pretty, you know that?
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47 | Lonny | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lonny Lonny: Ain't no god in the jungle, motherfucker.
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48 | Lonny | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lonny Lonny: Motherfucker, I am the street!
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49 | Lonny's bum fighting name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
| Lonny's bum fighting name.
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50 | Lonny's Disastrous First Date | Other | Themes | Dark Shadows |
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51 | Lonny's dog's name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Lonny's dog's name.
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52 | Lonny's future son's name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
| Lonny's future son's name.
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53 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Color Out of Space |
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