NEXT TIME ON LONNY
TV Series 2011. Created by Alex Anfanger and Dan Schimpf. Starring Alex Anfanger, Dan Schimpf, Lannon Killea, Anna Greenfield, Jessica Rothe, Nick Kocher, Beck Bennett, Grant O|Brien and Lauren Francesca.
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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU
1C-SPIN BBBCinemaTV Stations

C-SPIN
Lonny apologizes for his behavior at a press conference on C-SPIN, parody of C-SPAN.



3Chang's BBBDiningRestaurants

Chang's
Chinese restaurant where Lonny discovers a time portal that leads back to his apartment, resulting in several version of himself debating whether or not he should jerk off.



3CySquatch BBBTechnology ProductsRobot Models

CySquatch
Cybernetic Sasquatch that chases Lonny and his friends through the forest after their flight to Las Vegas crashes. A product of Globocore Industries.



3Dr. Grant BBBHealthcareDoctors

Dr. Grant
Lonny's doctor in a parody of Flowers for Algernon.



3Flowers for Longernon BBBLiteratureBooks

Flowers for Longernon
Book about Lonny's experiences, parody of Flowers for Algernon.



3The G Spot BBBTelevisionTV Shows

The G Spot
TV news program on TMI, parody of TMZ.



3Garrett Los Angeles BBBTelevisionTV Shows-Reality

Garrett Los Angeles
Reality TV show. Proposed new version of Lonny's show after he is murdered.



3Globocore Industries BBBIndustrial CompaniesIndustries

Globocore Industries
Makers of CySquatch, the cybernetic Sasquatch that chases Lonny and his friends through the forest after their flight to Las Vegas crashes.



3Globocore National Bank BBBFinancial CompaniesBanks

Globocore National Bank
Bank named after the show's production company, from multiple episodes.



3Herman Idaho BBBTelevisionTV Shows-Reality

Herman Idaho
Reality TV show, new version of Lonny now that he has a new identity.



3Jizz Drippin' Out Her Ass BBBMusicSongs

Jizz Drippin' Out Her Ass
Song that Lonny's producer mentions to Lonny in the recording studio.

4Kochinko BBBBeverage ProductsBeverages

Kochinko
Beverage product that Lonny does commercials for in Japan.



3Lonny Los Angeles BBBTelevisionTV Shows-Reality

Lonny Los Angeles
Reality TV show featuring Lonny. For the second season, Lonny moves to Los Angeles for a fresh start.



3Lonny [musician] BBBMusicMusicians

Lonny [musician]
Lonny becomes a rapper.



3Lonny [TV series] BBBTelevisionTV Shows-Reality

Lonny [TV series]
Lonny's reality TV show.



3Lonny's Belly Hole BBBPersonal CareSex Products

Lonny's Belly Hole
Sex product that his agent Eddie proposes to Lonny - a mold of his belly for old men to have sex with.



3Los Angeles Tribune BBBPeriodicalsNewspaper Tribunes

Los Angeles Tribune
Newspaper headline: Lonny Dead: C-List Star Brutally Murdered in Apparent Revenge Killing.



3Petey's Painting BBBMaintenance ServicesHome Maintenance Services

Petey's Painting
Company name on the getaway van that Lonny drives for the bank robbery.



3Rolling Stoned BBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Rolling Stoned
Lonny gets on the cover of this Rolling Stone parody when he becomes America's hottest new rap sensation. Headline: Lonny - Brutal Murderer or Misunderstood Songsmith? Also included in the same issue: Tasteless and vulgar candid closeups of Justin Beiber's balls.



3Smashin' Titties BBBMusicSongs

Smashin' Titties
Song that Lonny's producer mentions to Lonny in the recording studio.

4The State Ledger BBBPeriodicalsNewspapers

The State Ledger
Newspaper headline: Lonnygate Sex, Scandal and Sin!



3Steven Spielberg's The Crucible BBBCinemaMovies

Steven Spielberg's The Crucible
Movie script that Eddie tells Lonny about, which he discovers while delivering the mail as postal worker.



3Strangle a Mother Fucker with a Piano Wi... BBBMusicSongs

Strangle a Mother Fucker with a Piano Wire
Song that Lonny's producer mentions to Lonny in the recording studio.

4TMI BBBCinemaTV Stations

TMI
TV station, parody of TMZ, featuring the TV news program The G Spot.



3Venice School District BBBEducationSchools

Venice School District
Lonny gives a speech in front of the Venice School District.



3Zweebletech Industries BBBIndustrial CompaniesIndustries

Zweebletech Industries
Company that Lonny invests in - and loses all his money.



FICTITIOUS TIMELINE
3November 15, 1973 Dates20th Century: 70sBirth Dates

November 15, 1973
Date of Birth on Lonny's new Idaho driver's license, under the name Herman Schmeltzer.



3June 18, 2014 Dates21st Century: 10sJournal Entries

June 18, 2014
Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: Dr. Grant said Stephanie desired something called intercourse. He begins a new regimen of an experimental drug to increase his intelligence.



3June 28, 2014 Dates21st Century: 10sHeadlines

June 28, 2014
Date of The State Ledger newspaper headline: Lonnygate Sex, Scandal and Sin!



3August 3, 2014 Dates21st Century: 10sJournal Entries

August 3, 2014
Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "I have new thoughts. Complex thoughts." The experimental medication he has been taking is beginning to increase his intelligence.



3September 14, 2014 Dates21st Century: 10sJournal Entries

September 14, 2014
Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "I've developed an unquenchable thirst for knowledge. I've even found ways to improve my medication."



3October 22, 2014 Dates21st Century: 10sJournal Entries

October 22, 2014
Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "The most amazing night of my life." Lonny begins dating his nurse, and falling in love.



3November 17, 2014 Dates21st Century: 10sJournal Entries

November 17, 2014
Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "There's something wrong." Lonny realizes that the medication not only has a limit, but ultimately going to hurt him.



3November 28, 2014 Dates21st Century: 10sJournal Entries

November 28, 2014
Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "There's a way to fix this. There must be." Lonny becomes increasingly desperate to figure out how to maintain his current level of intelligence.



3December 3, 2014 Dates21st Century: 10sJournal Entries

December 3, 2014
Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "I can feel my mind slipping." Lonny begins to face the truth that his new higher intelligence will not last.



3December 9, 2014 Dates21st Century: 10sJournal Entries

December 9, 2014
Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "This will be my last entry." Lonny prepares himself for what comes next.



3October 15, 2015 Dates21st Century: 10sExpiration Dates

October 15, 2015
Expiration Date on Lonny's new Idaho driver's license, under the name Herman Schmeltzer.



MAKE BELIEVE MAP
3Northwoods MapUrban AreasCities-U.S.

Northwoods
City in Idaho. Address on on Lonny's new Idaho driver's license, under the name Herman Schmeltzer.



3Sanborn Avenue MapTransit RoutesAvenues

Sanborn Avenue
Street address on Lonny's new Idaho driver's license, under the name Herman Schmeltzer.



OTHER
3Bethany OtherQuotesQuotes

Bethany
Bethany: Yo, knocker! You talkin' shit 'bout my dry pussy?



3Eddie Velour OtherQuotesQuotes

Eddie Velour
Eddie Velour: You ever huffed a human soul?



3Garrett OtherQuotesQuotes

Garrett
Garrett: Oh, no.



3Gina & Rich OtherQuotesQuotes

Gina & Rich
Gina: Okay, what if we treat the Lonny brand like a franchise, like he's a character, but he could be played by different actors, like a Superman, or a Batman?
Rich: Love it! Gina, I can't even tell you how much I love that idea. I want to rip these pants off right now and sit on your face.
Gina: Thank you, Rich.




3Lloyd & Eddie Velour OtherQuotesQuotes

Lloyd & Eddie Velour
Lloyd: May I interest you in a nice, fresh mojito, Mr. Velour?
Eddie velour: Lloyd, you read my mind.




3Lonny OtherQuotesQuotes

Lonny
Lonny: Goodbye, Garrett.



3Lonny OtherQuotesQuotes

Lonny
Lonny: You look really pretty, you know that?



3Lonny OtherQuotesQuotes

Lonny
Lonny: Ain't no god in the jungle, motherfucker.



3Lonny OtherQuotesQuotes

Lonny
Lonny: Motherfucker, I am the street!



3Lonny's bum fighting name. OtherTriviaName Game

Lonny's bum fighting name.
Muffins
Bagels
Donuts




3Lonny's Disastrous First Date OtherThemesDark Shadows


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4Lonny's dog's name. OtherTriviaName Game-Animals

Lonny's dog's name.
Walter
Wayne
Thomas




3Lonny's future son's name. OtherTriviaName Game

Lonny's future son's name.
Chet
Garrett
Lonny Jr.


4Untitled OtherThemesColor Out of Space


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