Fiction Empire

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News channel microphone at Roman's press conference.

American Diablo

Music

Albums

American Diablo
Album Kendall mentions when meeting a rapper signed to a record company owned by Waystar - he thinks it's his best album.

Arbuthnot Weiss

Legal Aid

Lawyers

Arbuthnot Weiss
Oliver Noonan, a lawyer from Arbuthnot Weiss that's representing Logan Roy, visits Greg before he goes to his grandfather for independent counsel.

Argestes

Conventions and Seminars

Argestes
The Roys attend Argestes, an international business conference, where they plan to finalize their agreement with the Pierces.

ATN

ATN
TV station owned by the Waystar Royco media conglomerate.

Bergman, Hendon and Weiss

Legal Aid

Law Firms

Bergman, Hendon and Weiss
Law firm that Tom contacts to consult with Rex Hendon.

The Biggest Turkey in the World

Movies

The Biggest Turkey in the World
Children's movie from Waystar Studios that the kids watch when the Roy family gathers at Thanksgiving.

Blanch and Partners

Legal Aid

Law Firms

Blanch and Partners
Firm helping to investigate historic sexual abuse and associated wrongdoings at Brightstar Cruises.

The Boston Daily Express

The Boston Daily Express
Newspaper headline: Wife of Tom Wambsgans Arrested in Sweep of City Street Walkers.

Brighstar Cruises

Transportation

Maritime Transport

Brighstar Cruises
Waystar's cruise line.

Brightstar Adventure Park

Amusement

Amusement Parks

Brightstar Adventure Park
Amusement park owned by Waystar.

Brookings Institute

Research Institutes

Institutes

Brookings Institute
Fine, elite establishment where Maxim Pierce works.

The Bunker

The Bunker
ATN news show.

The Chicago Daily

The Chicago Daily
Newspaper owned by the Waystar Royco media conglomerate.

The Cincinnati Standard

The Cincinnati Standard
Newspaper owned by the Waystar Royco media conglomerate.

Committee for the Protection and Welfare...

Organizations

Nonprofit Organizations

Committee for the Protection and Welfare of Journalists
CPWJ. Stand-in for real life nonprofit CPJ Committee to Protect Journalists.

The Correspondent

The Correspondent
Newspaper owned by the Waystar Royco media conglomerate.

Cruise Dirty Sex Fuck Cover-up Party

Organizations

Political Parties

Cruise Dirty Sex Fuck Cover-up Party
Joke Frank Vernon makes: Okay, folks. All right. Here we go. Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Cruise Dirty Sex Fuck Cover-up Party?

Date Rape

Personal Care

Perfumes

Date Rape
VaulterJoke Shiv makes to Roman: What is that - Date Rape by Calvin Klein?

Deutschland Heute

Deutschland Heute
Newspaper owned by the Waystar Royco media conglomerate.

The Disruption

TV Shows-Talk Shows

The Disruption
TV entertainment talk show hosted by Sophie Iwobi.

Doderick and Friends

Movies

Doderick and Friends
Animated movie coming soon from Waystar Studios.

Dr. Alon Parfit

Therapy

Dr. Alon Parfit
Logan attempts to repair his public image by holding a weekend family therapy session at Austerlitz, Connor's ranch in New Mexico with corporate therapist Dr. Alon Parfit.

Dr. Judith

Doctors

Dr. Judith
Logan Roy's doctor.

Dr. Moron

Doctors

Dr. Moron
Joke Roman makes: What up, prick licks? It's me, Dr. Moron. I'm a ding-dong, doodle-bug dipshit with a tit mouse dick and my dad hates all of you. Fuck-go-bye-bye. How was that? Was that good?

Future Freedom Summit

Conventions and Seminars

Future Freedom Summit
The Roys travel to_Richmond, Virginia to attend the Future Freedom Summit, a conservative political fundraiser, to pick a new presidential candidate in the upcoming election.

GoJo

Media

Websites

GoJo
Streaming platform.

Griddle Hero Special

Menu Items

Griddle Hero Special
When Tom and Kendall visit real life D.D.'s Diner, but Tom orders an item that isn't on their menu - a Griddle Hero Special with hash browns, fully loaded and a plain waffle.

Hank Pierce Break Bumper

Mixed Drinks

Hank Pierce Break Bumper
Mixed drink - Pierce family recipe served at the Pierce's family estate of Tern Haven.

Hanna-Barbera Business School

Education

Schools

Hanna-Barbera Business School
Joke Lukas Matsson makes: And what about these fucking press stories? Are you Scooby-Dooing me here? Is that where you went? Hanna-Barbera fucking business school? You're telling me the theme parks are haunted and your big movie is shitty? Are you tanking the deal?

Hotel Clio

Travel

Hotels

Hotel Clio
Hotel where Logan Roy stays in Sarajevo.

The Hundred

Corporations

Communications Companies

The Hundred
Kendall, Shiv, and Roman's new global media start up company.

ICBC

Financial Companies

Banks

ICBC
Bank that bankrolled Logan's Logan's $3 billion expansion into parks.

J. Preston

Services

Public Relations

J. Preston
Outside PR firm preparing Waystar's response to the New York Magazine article. Described as "three disgusting old white dudes".

The Jack the Ripper Women's Health Clini...

Medical Services

The Jack the Ripper Women's Health Clinic
Joke Ewan Eroy makes: The Logan Roy School of Journalism. What's next? The Jack the Ripper Women's Health Clinic?

Journal Quebecoise

Journal Quebecoise
Newspaper owned by the Waystar Royco media conglomerate.

Kalispitron

Movies

Kalispitron
Waystar movie franchise that Greg mentions - solid, mediocre entertainment.

Les Temps Du Paris

Les Temps Du Paris
Newspaper owned by the Waystar Royco media conglomerate.

LNN

LNN
TV station owned by the Waystar Royco media conglomerate.

Logan Roy School of Journalism

Education

Higher Education

Logan Roy School of Journalism
School named for Logan Roy at Dundee University.

Maesbury Capital
Private equity firm that attempts to acquire Waystar Royco via a "bear hug".

The Morning Juice

The Morning Juice
ATN news show.

NCN

NCN
TV station owned by the Waystar Royco media conglomerate.

The NY Globe

The NY Globe
Newspaper owned by the Waystar Royco media conglomerate.

NY6

NY6
New York TV station.

Perfectly Wrought

Services

Miscellaneous Services

Perfectly Wrought
Visual identity design company working on The Hundred - Kendall, Shiv, and Roman's new global media start up company.

PGN

TV News

PGN
Pierce Global Media's news network.

Pierce Global Media

Corporations

Communications Companies

Pierce Global Media
PGM. Logan plans to acquire rival media giant Pierce Global Media against the counsel of his peers and family to counter the bear hug from Maesbury Capital, rehiring Frank due to his friendship with the head of its board.

Rhomboid

Nightlife

Nightclubs

Rhomboid
Underground nightclub in New York where Roman takes the boys for Tom's bachelor party, only accessible through an abandoned New York railway and a a dark tunnel.

Rotten Cabal

Music

Musicians

Rotten Cabal
Joke Roman makes when Kendall calls their father Logan a central player in a rotten cabal: Rotten Cabal - is a good name for a band.

Round Table with Jack Hooper

Round Table with Jack Hooper
ATN news program.

Roy Endowment Creative New York

Organizations

Nonprofit Organizations

Roy Endowment Creative New York
Abbreviated RECNY. Waystar Royco foundation.

Sands

Entertainment

Theater Productions

Sands
A new play by Willa Ferreyra, premiering at the Barrymore theater.

The Shenzen Sun

The Shenzen Sun
Newspaper owned by the Waystar Royco media conglomerate.

The Takedown

The Takedown
ATN news show.

Tampa Bay Cuckaneers

Sports

Football Teams

Tampa Bay Cuckaneers
Joke Connor makes about presidential candidate Santiago: Senor Dickless! Captain of the Tampa Bay Cuckaneers!

Toxic Male Monthly

Magazines

Toxic Male Monthly
Joke Shiv makes about her brothers.

Vaulter

Media

Websites

Vaulter
News media company.

Waystar Royco

Corporations

Companies

Waystar Royco
Fifth largest media conglomerate in the world.

Waystar Studios

Film Production Companies

Media Companies

Waystar Studios
Film studio and theme park subsidiary of the Waystar Royco media conglomerate.

Working Money

Working Money
ATN news program.

FICTITIOUS TIMELINE

November 22, 2018

Dates

21st Century: 10s

November 22, 2018
The Roy family celebrates Thanksgiving.

November 22, 2018

Dates

21st Century: 10s

November 22, 2018
During the Brightstar Cruise hearings, Senator Eavis asks Tom about the number of boxes that were specifically targeted for cover-up on Thanksgiving the year before.

March 12, 2019

Dates

21st Century: 10s

March 12, 2019
During the Brightstar Cruise hearings, Senator Eavis asks Tom about the hours of 3am and 5am on March 12th - the only two-hour period in which he did not send an email to Greg with the title You can't make a Toilette without breaking some Greggs. He sent the same email to him 67 times in one evening.

MAKE BELIEVE MAP

Austerlitz

Structures

Mansions

Austerlitz
Logan attempts to repair his public image by holding a weekend family therapy session at Austerlitz, Connor's ranch in New Mexico with corporate therapist Dr. Alon Parfit.

Dork

Geographic Areas

Countries

Dork
Joke Roman makes: Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah, just a dipshit, a sex pest and a Grand Old Duke of Dork on a Central Asian vacation.

Fuck City

Urban Areas

Cities-Joke

Fuck City
Joke Roman makes: We're actually quote relentless in that regard. Fuck City. Bingo bongo.

Living+

Urban Areas

Communities

Living+
Waystar real estate venture. Think of it as a gated community, with individual homes bolstered by and woven with the company's content and initiatives, and probably located near one of Waystar's theme parks. It's almost like the experience of staying on a cruise ship but on a larger, more expensive scale.

No-One-Fucking-Cares

Geographic Areas

Territories

No-One-Fucking-Cares
Connor Roy joke: Oh, uh, yeah, I think I know one. Uh, Representative Ferdinand D. Who-Give-a-Shit from the great state of No-One-Fucking-Cares.

The People's Republic of Gil Eavis

Geographic Areas

Countries

The People's Republic of Gil Eavis
Joke Shiv makes when meeting Nate, who works for Senator Gil Eaves.

Tern Haven

Structures

Buildings

Tern Haven
The Roys spend a weekend with the Pierces at their family estate of Tern Haven.

Waystar Royco Field

Structures

Sports Fields

Waystar Royco Field
The family plays baseball on Logan's birthday.

OTHER

The Argie Awards

Recognition

Awards Ceremonies

The Argie Awards
Award ceremony at Argestes, the international business conference where the Roys plan to finalize their agreement with the Pierces.

Connor Roy

Connor Roy
Connor Roy: Oh, look at you. The Rebel Alliance!

Ewan Eroy

Ewan Eroy
Ewan Eroy: The Logan Roy School of Journalism. What's next? The Jack the Ripper Women's Health Clinic?

Ewan Roy & Greg Hirsch

Ewan Roy & Greg Hirsch
Greg Hirsch: Happy Thanksgiving
Ewan Roy: Not for the Indians.
Greg Hirsch: Nope, that is... still true.

Ewan Roy & Greg Hirsch

Ewan Roy & Greg Hirsch
Ewan Roy: This whole family is a nest of vipers. They'll wrap themselves around you and they'll suffocate you.
Greg Hirsch: I'm pretty sure... I'm pretty sure that's boa constrictors.

Greg Hirsch

Greg Hirsch
Greg Hirsch: I feel like I might not like it in the death pit.

Greg Hirsch

Greg Hirsch
Greg Hirsch: What am I going to do with a soul, anyways? Souls are boring. Boo, souls!

Greg Hirsch

Greg Hirsch
Greg Hirsch: If I eat any more songbirds, I'm gonna hurl.

Indonesia

Medical Conditions

Conditions

Indonesia
Joke Roman makes: It sounds like a medical condition.

Kendall

Kendall
Kendall: We're boutique, we're light on our feet, We're not the Gang of Four, we're the fuckin' Rebel Alliance.

Kendall Roy

Kendall Roy
Kendall Roy: Just relax, all right. The dinosaur is having one last roar at the meteor before it wipes him out.

Kendall Roy & Greg Hirsch

Kendall Roy & Greg Hirsch
Kendall Roy: You know they're calling you the Christmas tree?
Greg Hirsch: Yeah? Perhaps that's because I'm tall and jolly.

Kendall Roy & Hugo Baker

Kendall Roy & Hugo Baker
Kendall Roy: I got something for you. I want you to brief media on background.
Hugo Baker: Then I am the droid you are looking for.

Kendall Roy & Rava Roy

Kendall Roy & Rava Roy
Kendall Roy: What's your read? Do I go... Hulk or Bruce Banner?
Rava Roy: Well, Kendall, talk to your people about...
Kendall Roy: I know, you're just always so good with this stuff and just
Rava Roy: The Hulk is the incredible one, right? The Hulk.

Kendall Roy & Roman Roy

Kendall Roy & Roman Roy
Kendall Roy: You know sometimes you leave the party and you wonder what everyone's saying about you?
Roman Roy: With me, it's usually, "Who's that young Han Solo, and how do I get his dick in my ass?"

Logan Roy

Logan Roy
Logan Roy: Honestly? No. Not with the shareholders. I'm afraid this Kendall stuff won't play. They're a little more... fucking vegetarian.

Logan Roy

Logan Roy
Logan Roy: He wants me to get the dipshits in Downing Street to make him Lord fucking Seat Sniffer of Pantyhose.

Logan Roy

Logan Roy
Logan Roy: Climate said I was going down. Climate said I should just step aside. I guess I'm a climate denier.

Lukas Matsson

Lukas Matsson
Lukas Matsson: And what about these fucking press stories? Are you Scooby-Dooing me here? Is that where you went? Hanna-Barbera fucking business school? You're telling me the theme parks are haunted and your big movie is shitty? Are you tanking the deal?

Maxim Pierce & Connor Roy

Maxim Pierce & Connor Roy
Maxim Pierce: Can you name me one member of the House Commerce Committee?
Connor Roy: Oh, uh, yeah, I think I know one. Uh, Representative Ferdinand D. Who-Give-a-Shit from the great state of No-One-Fucking-Cares.

Nan Pierce

Nan Pierce
Nan Pierce: The recipe is still, and no-one believes, from the wallet of Teddy Roosevelt's valet.

Nate Sofrelli & Shiv Roy

Nate Sofrelli & Shiv Roy
Nate Sofrelli: Well, I did spend quite some time on how it'd be very vivid to attack Waystar on a Waystar network, but...
Shiv: It's played out. Makes it look like we have an agenda.
Nate Sofrelli: Uh, we do. Stop being overly mighty media owners setting the agenda for our democracy. DOJ, FCC, Batman, to stop your dad eating the news.

Operation Thumb Twiddle

Plans

Operations

Operation Thumb Twiddle
Joke Connor makes when Logan thanks him for holding the fort: Sure. Operation: Thumb Twiddle. You bet.

Roman

Roman
Roman: Hope he can cure your serious case of bein' a bitch.

Roman Roy

Roman Roy
Roman Roy: Waystar Royco - We do hate speech and rollercoasters.

Roman Roy

Roman Roy
Roman Roy: You know, if a deal collapses in the woods and no one hears it, is it an SEC violation?

Roman Roy

Roman Roy
Roman Roy: I'm honest, I'm just like, Hey, I like your face. I wanna fuck your face. Can I cum on your face? Which is why my face is drowning in pussy and you're not even fucking your wife.

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Roman Roy

Roman Roy
Roman Roy: Oh, come on, what a pathetic beta-cuck. "Uh, excuse me, uh, would it be cool, 'cause I have something very secret in my pants. Would it be okay to show, please?" Or is that a trigger warning?

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Roman Roy

Roman Roy
Roman Roy: What up, prick licks? It's me, Dr. Moron. I'm a ding-dong, doodle-bug dipshit with a tit mouse dick and my dad hates all of you. Fuck-go-bye-bye. How was that? Was that good?

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Roman Roy

Roman Roy
Roman Roy: Yeah, Gerri, you jump on that grenade for us. Thanks, pal.

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Roman Roy

Roman Roy
Roman Roy: Fuck Indonesia. It sounds like a medical condition.

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Roman Roy & Kendall Roy

Roman Roy & Kendall Roy
Roman Roy: Can we think about it?
Kendall Roy: Of course.
Roman Roy: I've thought about it. Fuck you.

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Roman Roy & Shiv Roy

Roman Roy & Shiv Roy
Roman Roy: I have a hobby.
Shiv Roy: Killing hobos is not a hobby.

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Shiv and Tom's dog's name.

Trivia

Name Game-Animals

Shiv and Tom's dog's name.

	Fritz
	Walter
	Mondale

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Shiv Roy

Shiv Roy
Shiv Roy: What is that - Date Rape by Calvin Klein?

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Shiv Roy

Shiv Roy
Shiv Roy: Fuck you, plastic Jesus.

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Shiv Roy

Shiv Roy
Shiv Roy: Okay. Well, what happens in sex Vegas...

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Shiv Roy

Shiv Roy
Shiv Roy: Who made you the wizard of fuck?

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Shiv Roy

Shiv Roy
Shiv Roy (to Republican presidential candidate Jeryd Mencken): YouTube provocateur bullshit. Aristo-populism, rape is natural, it's all red pill, baby. I'm just I'm just so fucking over it.

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Snake Linguini

Recipes

Food Recipes

Snake Linguini
Joke Gerri makes to Roman: I don't think any of you come through. It's snake Linguini.

113

Stewy and Sandy's nickname for Kendall.

Trivia

Name Game

Stewy and Sandy's nickname for Kendall.

	Barracuda Butt Plug
	Abalone Anal Bead
	Calamari Cock Ring

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Tom Wambsgans

Tom Wambsgans
Tom Wambsgans: Good morning. I'm here to help fix the Death Star. Grill on the exhaust vent, guys. Grill on the exhaust vent.

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Tom Wambsgans

Tom Wambsgans
Tom Wambsgans: Yeah, I'm good, Greg, considering it's my first post-Logan election, and I have Cyd, uh, running around town, spitting poison like a fucking king cobra with an iPhone. I have, uh, PGN to the left of me, I have FVA to the right. I gotta deliver the best election numbers ever 'cause my bosses wanna rip my heart out as a peace offering to all comers. So, no, Greg. You know, I'm a little bit tense. Just a little bit. Little tense. Well, yeah, I'm feeling pretty good.

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Tom Wambsgans & Kendall Roy

Tom Wambsgans & Kendall Roy
Tom Wambsgans: Always here if you need a friendly ear, Lord Vader.
Kendall Roy: Just get shit moving at parks. Yeah, Tom? It's stagnant, so shake that fuckin' tree, C-3PO.
Tom Wambsgans: Shakin' the tree, shakin' the tree. Shakin' it big time.

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Tomlette

Recipes

Breakfast Recipes

Tomlette
During the Brightstar Cruise hearings, Senator Eavis asks Tom about the hours of 3am and 5am on March 12th - the only two-hour period in which he did not send an email to Greg with the title You can't make a Toilette without breaking some Greggs. He sent the same email to him 67 times in one evening.

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