M*A*S*H TV Series 1972. Created by Larry Gelbart. Starring Alan Alda, Wayne Rogers, McLean Stevenson, Loretta Swit, Larry Linville, Gary Burghoff, Mike Farrell, Harry Morgan, Jamie Farr, William Christopher and David Ogden Stiers. | |||
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1 | The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital... | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals | |||||||
The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital Army hospital in Uijeongbu, South Korea, during the Korean War. | |||||||||||
2 | The Joys of Nudity | BBB | Periodicals | Adult Magazines | |||||||
The Joys of Nudity Babe Magazine. | |||||||||||
3 | MASH Notes | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers | |||||||
MASH Notes | |||||||||||
4 | Pioneer Aviation | BBB | Transportation | Airlines | |||||||
Pioneer Aviation Airline that Trapper and Hawkeye make up to play a joke on Maj. Burns. | |||||||||||
5 | Radio Tokyo | BBB | Radio | Radio Stations | |||||||
Radio Tokyo Easy listening Armed Forces Radio. | |||||||||||
6 | Rosie's Bar | BBB | Nightlife | Bars | |||||||
Rosie's Bar | |||||||||||
7 | Sun Bather's Monthly | BBB | Periodicals | Adult Magazines | |||||||
Sun Bather's Monthly One of Hawkeye's magazines. | |||||||||||
8 | Tabasco Films | BBB | Media Companies | Film Production Companies | |||||||
Tabasco Films | |||||||||||
9 | Whitehurt, Blinn, Blinn, and Whitehurst | BBB | Legal Aid | Law Firms | |||||||
Whitehurt, Blinn, Blinn, and Whitehurst | |||||||||||
MAKE BELIEVE MAP | |||||||||||
10 | Crabapple Cove | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. | |||||||
Crabapple Cove Hawkeye's home town in Maine. | |||||||||||
OTHER | |||||||||||
11 | B.J. | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
B.J. B.J.: Whenever I smell month-old socks, I'll think of you. | |||||||||||
12 | B.J. | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
B.J. B.J.: I'll miss you. A lot. I can't imagine what this place would've been like if I hadn't found you here! | |||||||||||
13 | Charles Winchester | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Charles Winchester Charles Winchester: 'Tis better to have loved and lost, then to never... oh, give me a drink. | |||||||||||
14 | Colonel Flagg | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg: Nobody leaves till I do and I never do! | |||||||||||
15 | Colonel Potter | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Colonel Potter Colonel Potter: Well, boys, it would be hard to call what we've been through fun, but I'm sure glad we went through it together. You boys always managed to give me a good laugh, right when I needed it most. Never forget the time you dropped Winchester's drawers in the O.R. 'Course I had to pretend I was mad at you but, inside, I was laughin' to beat all Hell! | |||||||||||
16 | Colonel Potter & Hawkeye | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Colonel Potter & Hawkeye Colonel Potter: You too young to die, Pierce? Hawkeye: I was hoping to make it to Thursday. | |||||||||||
17 | Colonel Potter, Pilot & Hawkeye | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Colonel Potter, Pilot & Hawkeye Colonel Potter: Someone dropped a bomb on her building from an airplane. Pilot: Who did it? Hawkeye: He just dropped it. He didn't autograph it. Pilot: Was it one of theirs or one of ours? Hawkeye: What difference does it make? Pilot: A lot. It makes a lot of difference. Colonel Potter: Not to her. | |||||||||||
18 | Dr. Sidney Freedman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Dr. Sidney Freedman Dr. Sidney Freedman: Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. | |||||||||||
19 | Frank Burns | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Frank Burns Frank Burns: Spontaneity has its time and its place. | |||||||||||
20 | Frank Burns | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Frank Burns Frank Burns: It's nice to be nice to the nice. | |||||||||||
21 | Frank Burns | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Frank Burns Frank Burns: Funny thing, war, never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy. | |||||||||||
22 | Hawkeye | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hawkeye Hawkeye: Dear Billy, don't take your love for your brother and turn it into hate. Hate causes wars and war is what killed your brother. | |||||||||||
23 | Hawkeye | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hawkeye Hawkeye: What a unique device, the human tush. An architectural wonder, one of a kind. actually two of a kind. Designed to support our weight for a lifetime of sitting it also has the subtlety to do the samba. And when attached to certain members of the female species at a time when light summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight up a lamppost. | |||||||||||
24 | Hawkeye | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hawkeye Hawkeye: Look, I know how tough it is for you to say goodbye, so I'll say it. Maybe you're right, maybe we WILL see each other again, but just in case we don't, I want you to know how much you've meant to me. I'll never be able to shake you, whenever I see a pair of big feet or a cheesy mustache, I'll think of you. | |||||||||||
25 | Hawkeye | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hawkeye Hawkeye: It was the least I could do. I always do the least I can do! | |||||||||||
26 | Hawkeye | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hawkeye Hawkeye: I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! | |||||||||||
27 | Henry Blake | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Henry Blake Henry Blake: Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one. | |||||||||||
28 | Margaret Houlihan | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Margaret Houlihan Margaret Houlihan: Oh, Frank! You're so above average. | |||||||||||
29 | Radar | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Radar Radar: Dear Mrs. Burns, I regret to inform that your husband has been seen out of uniform, and maybe you would like to know with who. | |||||||||||
30 | Radar | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Radar Radar: Your permission, sir, to cover up my nakedidity? | |||||||||||
31 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Flatliners 2 | |||||||
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