M*A*S*H
TV Series 1972. Created by Larry Gelbart. Starring Alan Alda, Wayne Rogers, McLean Stevenson, Loretta Swit, Larry Linville, Gary Burghoff, Mike Farrell, Harry Morgan, Jamie Farr, William Christopher and David Ogden Stiers.
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1B.J.QuotesQuotes

B.J.
B.J.: Whenever I smell month-old socks, I'll think of you.

2B.J.QuotesQuotes

B.J.
B.J.: I'll miss you. A lot. I can't imagine what this place would've been like if I hadn't found you here!

3Charles WinchesterQuotesQuotes

Charles Winchester
Charles Winchester: 'Tis better to have loved and lost, then to never... oh, give me a drink.

4Colonel FlaggQuotesQuotes

Colonel Flagg
Colonel Flagg: Nobody leaves till I do and I never do!

5Colonel PotterQuotesQuotes

Colonel Potter
Colonel Potter: Well, boys, it would be hard to call what we've been through fun, but I'm sure glad we went through it together. You boys always managed to give me a good laugh, right when I needed it most. Never forget the time you dropped Winchester's drawers in the O.R. 'Course I had to pretend I was mad at you but, inside, I was laughin' to beat all Hell!

6Colonel Potter & HawkeyeQuotesQuotes

Colonel Potter & Hawkeye
Colonel Potter: You too young to die, Pierce?
Hawkeye: I was hoping to make it to Thursday.

7Colonel Potter, Pilot & HawkeyeQuotesQuotes

Colonel Potter, Pilot & Hawkeye
Colonel Potter: Someone dropped a bomb on her building from an airplane.
Pilot: Who did it?
Hawkeye: He just dropped it. He didn't autograph it.
Pilot: Was it one of theirs or one of ours?
Hawkeye: What difference does it make?
Pilot: A lot. It makes a lot of difference.
Colonel Potter: Not to her.

8Dr. Sidney FreedmanQuotesQuotes

Dr. Sidney Freedman
Dr. Sidney Freedman: Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

9Frank BurnsQuotesQuotes

Frank Burns
Frank Burns: Spontaneity has its time and its place.

10Frank BurnsQuotesQuotes

Frank Burns
Frank Burns: It's nice to be nice to the nice.

11Frank BurnsQuotesQuotes

Frank Burns
Frank Burns: Funny thing, war, never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.

12HawkeyeQuotesQuotes

Hawkeye
Hawkeye: Dear Billy, don't take your love for your brother and turn it into hate. Hate causes wars and war is what killed your brother.

13HawkeyeQuotesQuotes

Hawkeye
Hawkeye: What a unique device, the human tush. An architectural wonder, one of a kind. actually two of a kind. Designed to support our weight for a lifetime of sitting it also has the subtlety to do the samba. And when attached to certain members of the female species at a time when light summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight up a lamppost.

14HawkeyeQuotesQuotes

Hawkeye
Hawkeye: Look, I know how tough it is for you to say goodbye, so I'll say it. Maybe you're right, maybe we WILL see each other again, but just in case we don't, I want you to know how much you've meant to me. I'll never be able to shake you, whenever I see a pair of big feet or a cheesy mustache, I'll think of you.

15HawkeyeQuotesQuotes

Hawkeye
Hawkeye: It was the least I could do. I always do the least I can do!

16HawkeyeQuotesQuotes

Hawkeye
Hawkeye: I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!

17Henry BlakeQuotesQuotes

Henry Blake
Henry Blake: Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.

18Margaret HoulihanQuotesQuotes

Margaret Houlihan
Margaret Houlihan: Oh, Frank! You're so above average.

19RadarQuotesQuotes

Radar
Radar: Dear Mrs. Burns, I regret to inform that your husband has been seen out of uniform, and maybe you would like to know with who.

20RadarQuotesQuotes

Radar
Radar: Your permission, sir, to cover up my nakedidity?

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