HUDSON HAWK
Film 1991. Written by Steven E. de Souza and Daniel Waters. Directed by Michael Lehmann. Starring Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Andie MacDowell, James Coburn, David Caruso, Lorraine Toussaint, Frank Stallone, Sandra Bernhard and Richard E. Grant.
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1Atrium Club BBBNightlifeClubs

Atrium Club




3Caffe Di Marzio BBBDiningCafes and Delis

Caffe Di Marzio
Outdoor cafe in Paris where Hawk meets up with Anna.



3Daily News BBBPeriodicalsNewspapers

Daily News
Newspaper headline: GUARDS FOIL ART THEFT.



3Five Tone Bar BBBNightlifeBars

Five Tone Bar
Bar.



3La Macchina Dell'Oro BBBTechnology ProductsElectronics

La Macchina Dell'Oro
Machine purportedly invented by Leonardo da Vinci that converts lead into gold.



3Mayflower Industries BBBIndustrial CompaniesIndustries

Mayflower Industries
Psychotic American corporation run by husband and wife Darwin and Minerva Mayflower.



3Rutherford's BBBFinancial CompaniesAuction Houses

Rutherford's
Auction house.



3Simpson Safe BBBHome FurnishingSecurity Products

Simpson Safe
Safe product "for unsurpassed protection against burglary attack".



FICTITIOUS TIMELINE
3June 8, 1991 Dates20th Century: 90sHeadlines

June 8, 1991
After being kidnapped and transported to Paris, master cat-burglar and safe-cracker Eddie "Hudson Hawk" Hawkins reads USA Today headline: LOUVRE DAMAGED IN TERRORIST ATTACK.



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3ButterfingerOtherQuotesQuotes

Butterfinger
Butterfinger: Yo, Pierre! Read my lips - steak burger!

4CardinalOtherQuotesQuotes

Cardinal
Cardinal: Oh, the Pope warned me never to trust the CIA!

5Darwin MayflowerOtherQuotesQuotes

Darwin Mayflower
Darwin Mayflower: If Da Vinci was alive today, he'd be eating microwave sushi, naked, in the back of a Cadillac with the both of us.

6Darwin MayflowerOtherQuotesQuotes

Darwin Mayflower
Darwin Mayflower: History! Tradition! Culture! Are not concepts! These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights!

7Darwin Mayflower OtherQuotesQuotes

Darwin Mayflower
Darwin Mayflower: I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career.

8Darwin Mayflower OtherQuotesQuotes

Darwin Mayflower
Darwin Mayflower: I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!

9George KaplanOtherQuotesQuotes

George Kaplan
George Kaplan: I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Rome. I did my first bare-handed strangulation here. Communist politician.

10George KaplanOtherQuotesQuotes

George Kaplan
George Kaplan: God, I miss Communism. The Red threat. people were scared. the agency had some respect and I got laid every night.

11Hudson HawkOtherQuotesQuotes

Hudson Hawk
Hudson Hawk: You fuck my freedom for a lousy job?

12Hudson HawkOtherQuotesQuotes

Hudson Hawk
Hudson Hawk: Is looking like a constipated warthog a prerequisite for getting a job in the art world?

13Hudson HawkOtherQuotesQuotes

Hudson Hawk
Hudson Hawk: But I want to do community service. I want to teach the handicapped how to yodel.

14Hudson Hawk OtherQuotesQuotes

Hudson Hawk
Hudson Hawk: If the Mario brothers weren't New Jersey's third-largest crime family, I'd say, "Kiss my ass." But considering your status, I will say, "Slurp my butt."

15Hudson Hawk OtherQuotesQuotes

Hudson Hawk
Hudson Hawk: Gates tries to blackmail me, you ask me, "Did I miss anything?" Gates gets killed, you say, "Did I miss anything?" I bet you went up to Mrs. Lincoln at the Ford Theatre and said, "How was the show? Did I miss anything?"

16Hudson Hawk OtherQuotesQuotes

Hudson Hawk
Hudson Hawk: Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention in July.

17Hudson Hawk OtherQuotesQuotes

Hudson Hawk
Hudson Hawk: I guess we see who wears the penis in this family.

18Hudson Hawk OtherQuotesQuotes

Hudson Hawk
Hudson Hawk: Will you play Nintendo with me?

19Kit Kat OtherQuotesQuotes

Kit Kat
Kit Kat (card): My name is Kit Kat / This is not a dream.



3Narrator OtherQuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: Long ago, the Duke of Milan commissioned a little known artist to erect a Mammoth statue of a horse. The time was 1481. The artist was Leonardo da Vinci. The guy on the donkey's just a guy on a donkey.



3Untitled OtherThemesMouth of Madness


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