HUDSON HAWK Film 1991. Written by Steven E. de Souza and Daniel Waters. Directed by Michael Lehmann. Starring Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Andie MacDowell, James Coburn, David Caruso, Lorraine Toussaint, Frank Stallone, Sandra Bernhard and Richard E. Grant. | |||
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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU | |||||||||||
1 | Atrium Club | BBB | Nightlife | Clubs | |||||||
Atrium Club | |||||||||||
3 | Caffe Di Marzio | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis | |||||||
Caffe Di Marzio Outdoor cafe in Paris where Hawk meets up with Anna. | |||||||||||
3 | Daily News | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers | |||||||
Daily News Newspaper headline: GUARDS FOIL ART THEFT. | |||||||||||
3 | Five Tone Bar | BBB | Nightlife | Bars | |||||||
Five Tone Bar Bar. | |||||||||||
3 | La Macchina Dell'Oro | BBB | Technology Products | Electronics | |||||||
La Macchina Dell'Oro Machine purportedly invented by Leonardo da Vinci that converts lead into gold. | |||||||||||
3 | Mayflower Industries | BBB | Industrial Companies | Industries | |||||||
Mayflower Industries Psychotic American corporation run by husband and wife Darwin and Minerva Mayflower. | |||||||||||
3 | Rutherford's | BBB | Financial Companies | Auction Houses | |||||||
Rutherford's Auction house. | |||||||||||
3 | Simpson Safe | BBB | Home Furnishing | Security Products | |||||||
Simpson Safe Safe product "for unsurpassed protection against burglary attack". | |||||||||||
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
3 | June 8, 1991 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Headlines | |||||||
June 8, 1991 After being kidnapped and transported to Paris, master cat-burglar and safe-cracker Eddie "Hudson Hawk" Hawkins reads USA Today headline: LOUVRE DAMAGED IN TERRORIST ATTACK. | |||||||||||
OTHER | |||||||||||
3 | Butterfinger | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Butterfinger Butterfinger: Yo, Pierre! Read my lips - steak burger! | |||||||||||
4 | Cardinal | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Cardinal Cardinal: Oh, the Pope warned me never to trust the CIA! | |||||||||||
5 | Darwin Mayflower | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Darwin Mayflower Darwin Mayflower: If Da Vinci was alive today, he'd be eating microwave sushi, naked, in the back of a Cadillac with the both of us. | |||||||||||
6 | Darwin Mayflower | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Darwin Mayflower Darwin Mayflower: History! Tradition! Culture! Are not concepts! These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights! | |||||||||||
7 | Darwin Mayflower | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Darwin Mayflower Darwin Mayflower: I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career. | |||||||||||
8 | Darwin Mayflower | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Darwin Mayflower Darwin Mayflower: I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom! | |||||||||||
9 | George Kaplan | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
George Kaplan George Kaplan: I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Rome. I did my first bare-handed strangulation here. Communist politician. | |||||||||||
10 | George Kaplan | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
George Kaplan George Kaplan: God, I miss Communism. The Red threat. people were scared. the agency had some respect and I got laid every night. | |||||||||||
11 | Hudson Hawk | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hudson Hawk Hudson Hawk: You fuck my freedom for a lousy job? | |||||||||||
12 | Hudson Hawk | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hudson Hawk Hudson Hawk: Is looking like a constipated warthog a prerequisite for getting a job in the art world? | |||||||||||
13 | Hudson Hawk | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hudson Hawk Hudson Hawk: But I want to do community service. I want to teach the handicapped how to yodel. | |||||||||||
14 | Hudson Hawk | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hudson Hawk Hudson Hawk: If the Mario brothers weren't New Jersey's third-largest crime family, I'd say, "Kiss my ass." But considering your status, I will say, "Slurp my butt." | |||||||||||
15 | Hudson Hawk | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hudson Hawk Hudson Hawk: Gates tries to blackmail me, you ask me, "Did I miss anything?" Gates gets killed, you say, "Did I miss anything?" I bet you went up to Mrs. Lincoln at the Ford Theatre and said, "How was the show? Did I miss anything?" | |||||||||||
16 | Hudson Hawk | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hudson Hawk Hudson Hawk: Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention in July. | |||||||||||
17 | Hudson Hawk | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hudson Hawk Hudson Hawk: I guess we see who wears the penis in this family. | |||||||||||
18 | Hudson Hawk | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hudson Hawk Hudson Hawk: Will you play Nintendo with me? | |||||||||||
19 | Kit Kat | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kit Kat Kit Kat (card): My name is Kit Kat / This is not a dream. | |||||||||||
3 | Narrator | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Narrator Narrator: Long ago, the Duke of Milan commissioned a little known artist to erect a Mammoth statue of a horse. The time was 1481. The artist was Leonardo da Vinci. The guy on the donkey's just a guy on a donkey. | |||||||||||
3 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness | |||||||
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