Fiction Empire

Numbers Game

After an accidental cryogenic freezing, Fry re-awakens on New Year's Eve of what year?

	3001
	3000
	2999

Al Gore $500 Bill

Money

Banknotes

Al Gore $500 Bill
Future currency.

Al Gore's Vice Presidential Action Range...

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Amy Wong

Amy Wong
Amy Wong: Aw, he looks like a little insane drunken angel!

Amy Wong

Amy Wong
Amy Wong: You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body.

Amy Wong

Amy Wong
Amy Wong: Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.

Announcer

Announcer
Announcer: Please rise for the national anthem (Star Trek fight theme from the episode Amok Time begins playing).

Ass Whiplash

Ass Whiplash
Bender gets ass whiplash.

Attack Plan A

Plans

Initiatives

Attack Plan A
Zapp Brannigan's attack plan to attack the Omicronians' mother ship. So simple an idiot could have devised it.

Bender

Bender
Bender: Hey keeo it down in there! I'm tuning my banjo.

Bender

Bender
Bender: We're boned!

Bender

Bender
Bender: Enough of this crap. I'm catching the next pimpmobile out of here.

Bender

Bender
Bender: Ahhh, what an awful dream! Ones and zeroes everywhere. and I thought I saw a two!

Bender

Bender
Bender: Second Place, that's a fancy word for 'Loser'.

Bender

Bender
Bender: Let's face it, comedy is a dead art form. Now tragedy, ha ha ha, that's funny!

Bender

Bender
Bender: If they put me on a stamp tell 'em to use the young Bender.

Bender

Bender
Bender: Hot diggity daffodil!

Bender

Bender
Bender: Good Night, you princes of Maine, Kings of New New England.

Bender

Bender
Bender: Hey, bite my shiny metal ass!

Bender

Bender
Bender: You look like whale barf.

Bender

Bender
Bender: Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?

Bender

Bender
Bender (apron): To serve man.

Bender

Bender
Bender: You're a pimple on society's ass and will never amount to anything!

Bender

Bender
Bender: When we kiss, I feel like we're standing waste deep in a pool of rising water.

Bender

Bender
Bender: So then the hookerbot says, "That's not my expansion slot", and my friend says, "That's not my gold-plated 25-pin connector!"

Bender

Bender
Bender: Bodies are for hookers and fat people! All I need is a wad of cash with a head wrapped around it.

Bender

Bender
Bender: Lick my frozen metal ass.

Bender

Bender
Bender: Of all the former crew members of the professor's delivery ship, our next speaker is by far the most alive... Captain Musky.

Bender

Bender
Bender: Please Honey I'm made of metal, like you're really gonna hurt me with a... hey, what are you doing with that microwave?

Bender & Leela

Bender & Leela
Bender: I can't see what's happening. Are we boned?
Leela: Yeah, we're boned.

Bender & the Countess

Bender & the Countess
Bender: If you let go, I let go.
The Countess: No, you have too much to live for. It may hurt for a while, but one day, you'll share your love again. After all, it's shareware.
Bender: Don't talk like that. Tragic romances always have a happy ending.
The Countess: Farewell.

Bender's antenna's name.

Bender's antenna's name.

	Little Bender
	Antenna 1
	Benderminator

Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton: Hey sugar cookie, you know nothing I can do counts as sex anymore.

Bob Barker

Bob Barker
Bob Barker: I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive, as long as no one wears the skin.

Brain Ball

Brain Ball
Earth goes to war with the brain balls of planet Spheron I.

Calculon

Calculon
Calculon: Have you got an extra goto 10 line?

Calculon

Calculon
Calculon: I'm filled with a large number of powerful emotions.

Chilean Space Bass

Chilean Space Bass
Animal on the crew's checklist of creatures to save before the planet Vergon 6 collapses.

Colossal Mouth Bass

Colossal Mouth Bass
Really big fish that drags the ship to the bottom of the ocean.

Dirty Hippie

Dirty Hippie
Dirty Hippie: This is not happening!

Donbot

Donbot
Donbot: Get a load of the ball bearings on this guy.

Dr. Zoidberg
Dr. Zoidberg (pointing at Fry's neck): I shall begin here, in the gonads!

Dr. Zoidberg
Dr. Zoidberg: Edna, of all the slimy gross crabmonsers on this planet, you are apparently the hottest.

Dr. Zoidberg
Dr. Zoidberg: Get ready, Fry, I'm going to rip your swim bladder out and show it to you.

Dr. Zoidberg
Dr. Zoidberg (after Professor Farnsworth unintentionally sprays himself with fish pheromones): I'm so into you.

Edna

Edna
Edna: Hello, Fry, can I interest you in some surf and turf?

El Chupanibre

El Chupanibre
Suburban legend in the sewer that almost eats Bender.

Electric Frankfurter

Electric Frankfurter
Professor Farnsworth's invention.

Electric Snail

Electric Snail
Animal sold at Joe's Ark Pet Store, the pet store where Fry buys Leela a $500 parrot for Xmas.

Elzar

Elzar
Elzar: You little crooks! If I catch you I'm gonna make cutie-muffin gumbo!

Elzar's Down-home Neptune Style Gumbo

Elzar's Down-home Neptune Style Gumbo
Dish that Elzar prepares when the crew attends a live taping of his TV cooking show.

Excommunicated Cardinal

The Femputer, leader of the Amazon Plane...

Excommunicated Cardinal
Animal on the crew's checklist of creatures to save before the planet Vergon 6 collapses.

The Femputer, leader of the Amazon Planet, sentences Fry, Zap, and Kip to death by...

	SnuSnu
	YumYum
	Hanging

Fin Fungus

Fin Fungus
Condition that Zoidberg mentions when diagnosing Bender: Oh boy. I didn't have the heart to tell him: It's fin fungus. He'll be floating upside-down by morning.

Fin Rot

Fin Rot
Disease Dr. Zoidberg mentions, hoping he doesn't have it when Professor Farnsworth examines him.

Four-legged Mimic

Four-legged Mimic
Animal on the crew's checklist of creatures to save before the planet Vergon 6 collapses.

Fry

Fry
Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

Fry

Fry
Fry: Co-ed steam rooms! I Love the future!

Fry

Fry
Fry: Why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass?

Fry

Fry
Fry: Hey, what smells like blue?

Fry

Fry
Fry: Oh finally! Sweet justice! Sweet juicy justice!

Fry

Fry
Fry: No knife can penetrate my skintanium armor!

Fry

Fry
Fry: I'm gonna continue never washing this cheek again.

Fry

Fry
Fry: I don't like having disks crammed into me except for Oreo's and then only in the mouth.

Fry

Fry
Fry: Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.

Fry

Fry
Fry: Oh, you worthless human.

Fry

Fry
Fry: Cool, just like in Star Tr-oomph.

Fry

Fry
Fry: I'm gonna be a science fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena.

Fry

Fry
Fry: Michelle, I don't regret this. But I do both rue and lament it.

Fry & Bender

Fry & Bender
Fry: Ooh, Big Pink. It's the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham.
Bender: And it pinkens your teeth while you chew!

Fry & Leela

Fry & Leela
Fry: Well, you guys might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.
Leela: Fry, that's a radiator.

Fry's Grandmother

Fry's Grandmother
Fry's grandmother: How about these cookies, sugar!

Glemmy

Recognition

Awards Ceremonies

Glemmy
During the intro to the show, a caption comes up that reads, "Winner of 3 Glemmys"

Glurmo

Glurmo
Glurmo: That concludes the portion of the tour where you stay alive!

Gretchen Mole

Gretchen Mole
Animal on the crew's checklist of creatures to save before the planet Vergon 6 collapses.

Gunther

Gunther
Gunther the Monkey: All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I've decided to transfer to Business School!

Hermaphlamingo

Hermaphlamingo
Animal on the crew's checklist of creatures to save before the planet Vergon 6 collapses.

Hermes

Hermes
Hermes: Poor Fry. He's got the munchies for freedom.

Hermes Conrad

Hermes' temporary replacement's name whe...

Hermes Conrad
Hermes Conrad (seeing Flexo for the first time): Sweet llamas of the Bahamas. Except for that stylish beard, he look just like Bender.

Hermes' temporary replacement's name when he is sent on vacation - voiced by Nora Dunn.

	Bjorgen
	Gorgon
	Morgan

Ice-9

Matter

Substances

Ice-9
Sign on 711 window: "Free bag of Ice-9 with 6-pack". Ice-nine is the solid polymorph of water from Kurt Vonnegut's novel Cat's Cradle.

Jerk Platter

Jerk Platter
Dish that Elzar makes for Hermes when he invites the crew to dinner after bamming his spice weasel in Leela's eye during a live taping of his TV cooking show.

Jumbonium

Matter

Substances

Jumbonium
The crew is tasked with delivering a Jumbonium (very rare and valuable element with atoms large enough to be seen with the naked eye) tiara to the Miss Universe Pageant on Tova Nine.

King Crab

King Crab
Dish that Elzar makes for Zoidberg when he invites the crew to dinner after bamming his spice weasel in Leela's eye during a live taping of his TV cooking show.

Leela

Leela
Leela: You're vegetarians, who cares what you do?

Leela

Leela
Leela: Blunk, the past tense of blink.

Leela

Leela
Leela: No offense, Fry, but you've become a fat sack of crap.

Leela

Leela
Leela: Hubert J. Farnsworth was born February 9, 2851 in New New York's nerdiest slum, Hell's Laboratory.

Leela

Leela
Leela: So, what do you think of the impulsive new me?

Leela & Alcazar

Leela & Alcazar
Leela: Come on, Al, can't you let the little guy out?
Alcazar: Geez, Leela - twice in one day? I'm not Superman.

Leela & Amy

Leela & Amy
Leela: Do you have any gum?
Amy: No.

Leela & Bender

Leela & Bender
Leela: They say Zapp Brannigan single handedly saved the Octillian System from a horde of rampaging killbots.
Bender: A grim day for robotkind... but we can always build more killbots.
Leela: He's the most decorated captain in the whole Democratic Order of Planets.

Leela & Bender

Leela & Bender
Leela (reading message in blood on the wall): 0101100101 - what does it mean?
Bender: It's just gibberish. (Reading same message backwards in the mirror): 1010011010! (screaming).

Leela & Fry

Leela & Fry
Leela: Look at all this filth.
Fry: It's not filth. It's a glorious monument to the achievements of the 20th Century. Look, a real beanie baby. Oh, a Mr. Spock collector's plate! Some Bart Simpson dolls!

Leela, Zapp Brannigan & Kif

Leela, Zapp Brannigan & Kif
Leela: You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.
App Brannigan: If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?
Kif: Sexlexia.

Leonard Nimoy & Fry

Leonard Nimoy & Fry
Leonard Nimoy: Welcome to the Head Museum. I am Leonard Nimoy.
Fry: Spock? Hey, do the thing.
Leonard Nimoy: I don't do that anymore.

Lobster Zoidberg

Lobster Zoidberg
Dish Hermes mentions while holding a book titled Code of Conduct for Cannibalism when the ship is dragged to the bottom of the ocean by a colossal mouth bass, quickly correcting himself to Lobster Newburg.

Man-eating Anteater

Man-eating Anteater
After Professor Farnsworth changes his will to make Leela his sole heir, she murders him by kicking him into his pit of man-eating anteaters.

100

Molotov Cockatoo

Molotov Cockatoo
Animal on the crew's checklist of creatures to save before the planet Vergon 6 collapses.

101

Monolith

Monolith
Monolith (sign): Out of Order.

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Moon Maggot

Moon Maggot
Fry and Bender play Pin the tail on the Moon Maggot at Nibbler's 5th birthday party.

103

Morbo

The name of the college where Fry enroll...

Morbo
Morbo: Kittens give Morbo gas.

104

The name of the college where Fry enrolls in school?

	Mars University
	Venus Community College
	Jupiter College

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Ndnd

Ndnd
Ndnd: It is true what they say - women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9.

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Neptunian Slug

Neptunian Slug
After watching the cooking show Essence of Elzar, Bender prepares a Neptunian slug for the crew.

107

New name for the planet Uranus in the fu...

New name for the planet Uranus in the future, according to Professor Farnsworth.

	Urrectum
	Urbackdoor
	Urrass

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Nichelle Nichols

Nichelle Nichols
Nichelle Nichols: Incoming transmission from MCI One Rate department. It sounds like a limited time offer.

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Nichelle Nichols

Nichelle Nichols
Nichelle Nichols: Eternity with nerds. It's the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again.

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Ocean Madness

Ocean Madness
Condition Leela accuses Fry of having when he claims to have seen a mermaid. Also referred to as Aqua Dementia, the Deep Down Crazies, the Wet Willies and the Screaming Moist.

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Octouran Kung Fu

Miscellaneous

Combat Strategies

Octouran Kung Fu
Martial arts Leela studied at the Orphanarium.

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Ogden Wernstrom

Ogden Wernstrom
Ogden Wernstrom: Pencils down, prune face.

113

Ogden Wernstrom's fish's name.

Ogden Wernstrom's fish's name.

	Cinnamon
	Sugar
	Rosemary

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Parasitic Puppy

Parasitic Puppy
Animal on the crew's checklist of creatures to save before the planet Vergon 6 collapses.

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Pick-up Lines

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Powdered Swamp Root

Plants

Powdered Swamp Root
Product Leela buys at the Little Neptune that makes you irresistible to the opposite sex.

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President Richard Nixon

President Richard Nixon
President Richard Nixon: This is the moment we were training for all yesterday afternoon.

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Professor Fanrsworth

Professor Fanrsworth
Professor Fanrsworth: They'll be killed on our doorstep and there's no trash pickup until January 3rd!

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Professor Farnsworth

Professor Farnsworth
Professor Farnsworth (staring at a colossal mouth bass): Sweet zombie Jesus - it's huge!

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Professor Farnsworth

Professor Farnsworth
Professor Farnsworth (staring at the bill at Elzar's): Holy zombie Jesus!

121

Professor Farnsworth & Hermes

Professor Farnsworth & Hermes
Professor Farnsworth: It's a delivery for the Democratic Order of Planets. It's similar to the United Nations from your time, Fry.
Hermes: Or the Federation from your Star Trek program.

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Professor Farnsworth's talking monkey ex...

Professor Farnsworth's talking monkey experiment's name.

	Johnny
	Guenter
	Buster

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth

Professor Hubert Farnsworth
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: What? After I spent months slaving over a hot monkey brain?

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth

Professor Hubert Farnsworth
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Choke on that, Causality!

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Purple Fruit Snake

Purple Fruit Snake
Animal on the crew's checklist of creatures to save before the planet Vergon 6 collapses.

126

Rack of Nibbler

Rack of Nibbler
Joke Bender makes about cooking for Nibbler's 5th birthday party.

127

Richard Nixon

Richard Nixon
Richard Nixon: Bring it on, soup can!

128

Richard Nixon's cocker spaniel's name.

Richard Nixon's cocker spaniel's name.

	Bingo
	Checkers
	Checkmate

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Roberculosis

Diseases

Roberculosis
Robot disease.

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Robot & Donbot

Robot & Donbot
Robot: Donbot, I beg you, I can't make this week's loan payment. Look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file.
Donbot: File not found.

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The Robot Mafia

Criminals

Gangs

The Robot Mafia
Local mafia in New New York featuring Donbot, Clamps and Joey Mousepad.

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The Scary Door Narrator
The Scary Door Narrator: In the end, it was not guns or bombs that destroyed the aliens, but that humblest of God's creatures. The Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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The Scary Door Narrator
The Scary Door Narrator: You're taking a vacation from normality. The setting: a weird motel where the bed is stained with mystery. And there's also some mystery floating in the pool. Your key card may not open the exercise room because someone smeared mystery on the lock. But it will open the Scary Door.

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The Scary Door Narrator
The Scary Door Narrator: Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame -- a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination. Wipe your mind on the welcome mat. You're about to enter The Scary Door.

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The Scary Door Narrator
The Scary Door Narrator: You're on a scenic route through a state recreational area known as the human mind. You ask a passer-by for directions, only to find he has no face or something. Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road. You swerve, narrowly avoiding The Scary Door.

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The Scary Door Narrator
The Scary Door Narrator: Imagine, if you will, an announcer you can barely understand. He refers to a (mumbles) but you're not quite sure what he said. (mouth full) He seems to be eating something (normal) or perhaps he's a little drunk. It's remotely possible that he just said something about... The Scary Door.

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The Scary Door Narrator
The Scary Door Narrator: You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.

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The Scary Door Narrator
The Scary Door Narrator: Enclosed as a PDF attachment, a picture of yourself in a boat on a river. It's a river that flows in two directions. Make that three. It's a magic river, that's how. And it's flowing down the eerie canal to... The Scary Door. That's eerie with two Es.

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The Scary Door Narrator
The Scary Door Narrator: You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter the Scary Door.

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Sexlexia

Sexlexia
Zapp Brannigan's very sexy learning disability.

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Sharktopus

Sharktopus
Animal on the crew's checklist of creatures to save before the planet Vergon 6 collapses.

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Sonic Diarrhea

Sonic Diarrhea
Condition listed on the Planet Express forms that Leela signs.

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Space Wasp

Space Wasp
Professor Farnsworth retrieves his previous crew's career chips to give to Fry and Leela from an envelop labeled "Contents of space wasp's stomach".

144

Spice Weasel

Spice Weasel
Animal that Elzar uses on his cooking show to add spice to his dishes. "We're gonna kick it up a notch - Bam!"

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Sterno Nicoise

Sterno Nicoise
Dish that Elzar makes for Bender when he invites the crew to dinner after bamming his spice weasel in Leela's eye during a live taping of his TV cooking show.

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Stink Lizard

Stink Lizard
Animal sold at Joe's Ark Pet Store, the pet store where Fry buys Leela a $500 parrot for Xmas.

147

Stock Code Syndrome

Syndromes

Stock Code Syndrome

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Talking Hump Syndrome

Talking Hump Syndrome
Also known as THS - joke Fry makes while sneaking into the Near Death Star with Cubert hidden on his back.

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Twilight Zone References

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Vampire Slug

Vampire Slug
Animal on the crew's checklist of creatures to save before the planet Vergon 6 collapses.

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What is Leela's pet's name?

When Fry becomes convinced that he's a r...

What is Leela's pet's name?

	Zoidberg
	Nibbler
	Cutie

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When Fry's head is separated from his bo...

When Fry becomes convinced that he's a robot, how does he describe his armor?

	Fleshtonium
	Pink Steel
	Skintanium

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When Fry's head is separated from his body, Dr. Zoidberg attaches it to which other crew member?

	Bender
	Amy
	Leela

158

Where was Bender manufactured?

Who got sent to a South American Turkish...

Where was Bender manufactured?

	Mars
	Plotugrad VII
	Mexico

159

Who got sent to a South American Turkish Prison instead of Bender, in a case of mistaken identity?

	Fry
	Flexo
	Robotron

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Windy Shrimp

Zap arrested Leela during the D.O.O.P. H...

Windy Shrimp
Animal on the crew's checklist of creatures to save before the planet Vergon 6 collapses.

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Zap arrested Leela during the D.O.O.P. Headquarters Opening for having the ceremonial scissors. Therefore, threatening the...

	The Knit Faction of Pearl II
	The Stringazoids from the Needle Nebula
	The Yarn People of Nylar IV

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Zapp Brannigan
Zapp Brannigan: Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes.

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Zapp Brannigan
Zapp Brannigan: Fetch me my shorts, Kif!

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Zapp Brannigan
Zapp Brannigan: But as a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman, I'll be on Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.

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Zapp Brannigan
Zapp Brannigan: Bender's Top 10 Most Frequently Uttered Words: 10. Chump, 9. Chumpette, 8. Yours, 7. Up, 6. Pimpmobile, 5. Bite, 4. My, 3. Shiny, 2. Daffodil, 1. Ass.

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Zapp Brannigan
Zapp Brannigan: What's the matter, Private? Tent got your tongue? Kif, write that down. I want to send it in to Humor in Uniform.

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Zapp Brannigan
Zapp Brannigan: If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

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Zapp Brannigan
Zapp Brannigan: I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

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Zapp Brannigan
Zapp Brannigan: You're an impressive piece of captain. Beautiful and deadly, a potent combination.

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Zapp Brannigan
Zapp Brannigan: The Democratic Order of Planets prohibits interfering with undeveloped worlds. it's a little rule known as Brannigan's Law.

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Zapp Brannigan
Zapp Brannigan: So, trapped on a ship with me... Let's say you and I knock some very sensual boots.

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Zapp Brannigan
Zapp Brannigan: This is turning into one very sexy struggle for the future of the human race.

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Zapp Brannigan & Kif

Zapp Brannigan & Kif
Zapp Brannigan: Captain's journal, stardate, uh...
Kif: April 13th.
Zapp Brannigan: April 13... point two. We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? Kif, I'm asking you a question.

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Zapp Brannigan & Leela

Zapp Brannigan & Leela
Zapp Brannigan: Lemon, you're a man's man. You're a man's man's man. More importantly, your hand, while firm and masculine, is soft as a velvet child. What lotion do you use?
Leela: Pert and Popular, Sir.
Zapp Brannigan: Roger that. Kif, get me ten cases of Pert and Popular.

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Zapp Brannigan's war horse's name.