LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING Literature 1982. Written by Douglas Adams.

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Total Records: 111 - Medium: LITERATURE

#	Record Name	Group	Category	Subcategory
BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU
1	Aldebaran Wine	BBB	Beverage Products	Wine
	Aldebaran Wine Narrator: "Trillian nodded patiently again, counted to a sufficiently high number, and told herself that the important thing now was just to get Zaphod talking. She prepared, by dint of deactivating all the robot kitchen synthomatics, the most fabulously delicious meal she could contrive - delicately oiled meals, scented fruits, fragrant cheeses, fine Aldebaran wines."
2	Angst in Space	BBB	Cinema	Movies
	Angst in Space Movie that Wowbagger has only seen 33,517 times.
3	Artifactovol	BBB	Industrial Companies	Vehicle Manufacturing
	Artifactovol Narrator: "Many speak of the legendary and gigantic Starship Titanic, a majestic and luxurious cruise-liner launched from the great shipbuilding asteroid complexes of Artifactovol some hundreds of years ago now, and with good reason."
4	Bistromath	BBB	Vehicles	Spacecrafts
	Bistromath Slartibartfast's starship, featuring the Bistromathic drive.
5	Bistromathic Drive	BBB	Technology Products	Power Supplies
	Bistromathic Drive A wonderful new method of crossing vast interstellar distances without all that dangerous mucking about with Improbability Factors.
6	Bistromathics	BBB	Education	Academic Fields
	Bistromathics The most powerful computational force known to parascience. Bistromathics itself is simply a revolutionary new way of understanding the behaviour of numbers. Just as Einstein observed that time was not an absolute but depended on the observer's movement in space, and that space was not an absolute, but depended on the observer's movement in time, so it is now realized that numbers are not absolute, but depend on the observer's movementin restaurants.
7	Brockian Ultra-Cricket	BBB	Sports	Sports
	Brockian Ultra-Cricket A peculiar game. "A full set of rules is so massively complicated that the only time they were all bound together in a single volume, they underwent gravitational collapse and became a Black Hole."
8	Campaign for Real Time	BBB	Organizations	Activist Groups
	Campaign for Real Time Movement to prevent the pollution of time streams.
9	Cathedral of Chalesm	BBB	Religion	Churches
	Cathedral of Chalesm Cathedral pulled down in order to build a new ion refinery, and, according to Slartibartfast, the only thing that's truly lost forever.
10	Cathedral of Hate	BBB	Religion	Churches
	Cathedral of Hate Church built by Agrajag that was painted in horrible colours.
11	Cosmovid	BBB	Cinema	TV Stations
	Cosmovid One of the network areas that the computer advises Wowbagger he will be passing through in the next few hours.
12	Eddie	BBB	Computers	A.I.
	Eddie Shipboard computer on the Heart of Gold.
13	Effrafax of Wug	BBB	Amusement	Magicians
	Effrafax of Wug Famous magician. "The ultra-famous sciento-magician Effrafax of Wug once bet his life that, given a year, he could render the great megamountain Magramal entirely invisible. Having spent most of the year jiggling around with immense Lux- O-Valves and Refracto-Nullifiers and Spectrum-Bypass-O-Matics, he realized, with nine hours to go, that he wasn't going to make it."
14	The Encyclopedia Galactica	BBB	Literature	Books
	The Encyclopedia Galactica Book, rival of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15	Essence of Qualactin	BBB	Personal Care	Hygiene Products
	Essence of Qualactin Space suntan oil. Narrator: "Two months later, Zipo Bibrok 5 / 108 had cut the bottoms off his Galactic State jeans, and was spending part of the enormous fee his judgments commanded lying on a jewelled beach having Essence of Qualactin rubbed into his back by the same rather nice member of the jury. She was a Soolfinian girl from beyond the Cloudworlds of Yaga."
16	Galactic State Jeans	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Products
	Galactic State Jeans Zipo Bibrok 5 / 108's jeans. Narrator: "Two months later, Zipo Bibrok 5 / 108 had cut the bottoms off his Galactic State jeans, and was spending part of the enormous fee his judgments commanded lying on a jewelled beach having Essence of Qualactin rubbed into his back by the same rather nice member of the jury. She was a Soolfinian girl from beyond the Cloudworlds of Yaga."
17	GSS Audacy	BBB	Vehicles	Spacecrafts
	GSS Audacy Galactic Fleet Battleship, spoken of with awe, pride, enthusiasm, affection, admiration, regret, jealousy, resentment, in fact most of the better known emotions.
18	GSS Daring	BBB	Vehicles	Spacecrafts
	GSS Daring Galactic Fleet Battleship, spoken of with awe, pride, enthusiasm, affection, admiration, regret, jealousy, resentment, in fact most of the better known emotions.
19	GSS Suicidal Insanity	BBB	Vehicles	Spacecrafts
	GSS Suicidal Insanity Galactic Fleet Battleship, spoken of with awe, pride, enthusiasm, affection, admiration, regret, jealousy, resentment, in fact most of the better known emotions.
20	Hactar	BBB	Computers	Supercomputers
	Hactar A gigantic spaceborne computer, which to this day is remembered as one of the most powerful ever built.
21	The Heart of Gold	BBB	Vehicles	Spacecrafts
	The Heart of Gold Zaphod's starship.
22	The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy	BBB	Literature	Books
	The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
23	Home Brain Box	BBB	Cinema	TV Stations
	Home Brain Box One of the network areas that the computer advises Wowbagger he will be passing through in the next few hours.
24	Hypermathematics	BBB	Education	Academic Fields
	Hypermathematics Field of study. Narrator: "The Encyclopedia Galactica has much to say on the theory and practice of time travel, most of which is incomprehensible to anyone who hasn't spent at least four lifetimes studying advanced hypermathematics, and since it was impossible to do this before time travel was invented, there is a certain amount of confusion as to how the idea was arrived at in the first place."
25	I Left My Leg in Jaglan Beta	BBB	Music	Songs
	I Left My Leg in Jaglan Beta Song that Arthur couldn't immediately identify, partly because he didn't know the tune, and partly because the band playing it were very tired.
26	Improbability Physics	BBB	Education	Academic Fields
	Improbability Physics Field of study.
27	Kill-O-Zap Blaster Pistol	BBB	Weapons	Guns
	Kill-O-Zap Blaster Pistol Zaphod's gun: "I want you to imagine that I have an extremely powerful Kill-O-Zap blaster pistol in my hand."
28	Krikkit One	BBB	Vehicles	Spacecrafts
	Krikkit One The first spaceship ever built by the people of Krikkit, a crazy piece of near junk.
29	Lux-O-Valves	BBB	Technology Products	Electronics
	Lux-O-Valves Technology that the magician Effrafax utilized attempting to make a mountain disappear. "The ultra-famous sciento-magician Effrafax of Wug once bet his life that, given a year, he could render the great megamountain Magramal entirely invisible. Having spent most of the year jiggling around with immense Lux- O-Valves and Refracto-Nullifiers and Spectrum-Bypass-O-Matics, he realized, with nine hours to go, that he wasn't going to make it."
30	Maxi-Slorta Hypernuclear Devices	BBB	Weapons	Miscellaneous Weapons
	Maxi-Slorta Hypernuclear Devices Weapon wielded by Krikket's millions of flying battle machines.
31	Megadodo Publications	BBB	Media Companies	Publishing Companies
	Megadodo Publications Publishing company that took over the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
32	Merida Class Spacecraft	BBB	Vehicles	Spacecrafts
	Merida Class Spacecraft After picking up a computer driven distress call, the Heart of Gold crew encounters a Merida class spacecraft, the pilot of which is a journalist with the Siderial Daily Mentioner covering a trial on the planet Argabuthon.
33	Milliways	BBB	Dining	Restaurants
	Milliways The restaurant at the end of the universe. A Thunder God to Trillian: "Didn't I see you at Milliway's?"
34	Multifunctional Battleclubs	BBB	Weapons	Miscellaneous Weapons
	Multifunctional Battleclubs Weapon wielded by Krikket's millions of flying battle machines.
35	Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser	BBB	Home Furnishing	Kitchen Appliances
	Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser Appliance aboard the Heart of Gold.
36	Octraventral Heebiephone	BBB	Goods	Musical Instruments
	Octraventral Heebiephone Musical instrument. Narrator: "Slartibartfast had hoped for an easy retirement. He had been planning to learn to play the octraventral heebiephone - a pleasantly futile task, he knew, because he had the wrong number of mouths."
37	Omni-Destructo Zap Rays	BBB	Weapons	Miscellaneous Weapons
	Omni-Destructo Zap Rays Weapon wielded by Krikket's millions of flying battle machines.
38	Refracto-Nullifiers	BBB	Technology Products	Electronics
	Refracto-Nullifiers Technology that the magician Effrafax utilized attempting to make a mountain disappear. "The ultra-famous sciento-magician Effrafax of Wug once bet his life that, given a year, he could render the great megamountain Magramal entirely invisible. Having spent most of the year jiggling around with immense Lux- O-Valves and Refracto-Nullifiers and Spectrum-Bypass-O-Matics, he realized, with nine hours to go, that he wasn't going to make it."
39	The Sens-O-Shower	BBB	Home Furnishing	Bathroom Furnishings
	The Sens-O-Shower Narrator: "By the time the applause in the court had died down, Judiciary Pag was already in the Sens-O-Shower with a rather nice member of the jury that he'dslipped a note to half an hour earlier."
40	The Siderial Daily Mentioner's Book of P...	BBB	Literature	Books
	The Siderial Daily Mentioner's Book of Popular Galactic History Book. "Important facts from Galactic history, number one - reproduced from the Siderial Daily Mentioner's Book of popular Galactic History: The night sky over the planet Krikkit is the least interesting sight in the entire Universe."
41	The Songs of the Long Land	BBB	Literature	Poetry
	The Songs of the Long Land Poems. Narrator: "There is, or was, a poet. His name was Lallafa, and he wrote what are widely regarded throughout the Galaxy as being the finest poems in existence, the Songs of the Long Land."
42	The Space-time Wash	BBB	Maintenance Services	Laundry Services
	The Space-time Wash Vogon laundromat. Joke Arthur makes when Ford attempts to explain the concept of the disturbances that he detects.
43	Spectrum-Bypass-O-Matics	BBB	Technology Products	Electronics
	Spectrum-Bypass-O-Matics Technology that the magician Effrafax utilized attempting to make a mountain disappear. "The ultra-famous sciento-magician Effrafax of Wug once bet his life that, given a year, he could render the great megamountain Magramal entirely invisible. Having spent most of the year jiggling around with immense Lux- O-Valves and Refracto-Nullifiers and Spectrum-Bypass-O-Matics, he realized, with nine hours to go, that he wasn't going to make it."
44	Squornshellous Swamptalk	BBB	Literature	Books
	Squornshellous Swamptalk Dictionary containing the word "vollue".
45	Starship Titanic	BBB	Vehicles	Spacecrafts
	Starship Titanic Narrator: "Many speak of the legendary and gigantic Starship Titanic, a majestic and luxurious cruise-liner launched from the great shipbuilding asteroid complexes of Artifactovol some hundreds of years ago now, and with good reason."
46	Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic	BBB	Goods	Miscellaneous Products
	Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Ford's hitchhiking device that tracks passing spacecraft.
47	Thinkpix	BBB	Cinema	TV Stations
	Thinkpix One of the network areas that the computer advises Wowbagger he will be passing through in the next few hours.
48	The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionar...	BBB	Literature	Books
	The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever
49	The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionar...	BBB	Literature	Books
	The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary Dictionary containing the word "vollue".
MAKE BELIEVE MAP
50	Allosimanius Syneca	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Allosimanius Syneca A world of ice, snow, mindhurtling beauty and stunning cold.
51	Argabuthon	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Argabuthon After picking up a computer driven distress call, the Heart of Gold crew encounters a Merida class spacecraft, the pilot of which is a journalist with the Siderial Daily Mentioner covering a trial on the planet Argabuthon.
52	Carfrax	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Carfrax Home of the Gamma Caves of Carfrax.
53	Cloudworlds of Yaga	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Cloudworlds of Yaga Planet. Narrator: "Two months later, Zipo Bibrok 5 / 108 had cut the bottoms off his Galactic State jeans, and was spending part of the enormous fee his judgments commanded lying on a jewelled beach having Essence of Qualactin rubbed into his back by the same rather nice member of the jury. She was a Soolfinian girl from beyond the Cloudworlds of Yaga."
54	Cwulzenda	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Cwulzenda Home of the Radiation Swamps of Cwulzenda.
55	Dalforsas	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Dalforsas Planet in Prak's story of Reason, in which the Princes of the Plains and the Tribesmen of the Cold Hillsides always beat the hell out of each other in the Forest, with the Dwellers in the Forest caming off worst in these exchanges.
56	Eroticon Six	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Eroticon Six Home of Eccentrica Gallumbits, also known as The triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six. Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body.
57	The Fire Mountains of Frazfraga	Map	Nature	Mountains
	The Fire Mountains of Frazfraga The Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax were engaged in one of their regular wars with the Strenuous Garfighters of Stug, and were not enjoying it as much as usual because it involved an awful lot of trekking through the Radiation Swamps of Cwulzenda, and across the Fire Mountains of Frazfraga, neither of which terrains they felt at home in. So when the Strangulous Stilettans of Jajazikstak joined in the fray and forced them to fight another front in the Gamma Caves of Carfrax and the Ice Storms of Varlengooten, they decided that enough was enough, and they ordered Hactar to design for them an Ultimate Weapon.
58	Frazfraga	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Frazfraga Home of the Fire Mountains of Frazfraga.
59	Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma	Map	Outer Space	Sectors
	Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma Space location. God's last message to his creation is written in thirty-foot-high letters of fire on top of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the planet Preliumtarn, third out from the sun Zarss in Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma.
60	The Gamma Caves of Carfrax	Map	Nature	Caverns
	The Gamma Caves of Carfrax The Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax were engaged in one of their regular wars with the Strenuous Garfighters of Stug, and were not enjoying it as much as usual because it involved an awful lot of trekking through the Radiation Swamps of Cwulzenda, and across the Fire Mountains of Frazfraga, neither of which terrains they felt at home in. So when the Strangulous Stilettans of Jajazikstak joined in the fray and forced them to fight another front in the Gamma Caves of Carfrax and the Ice Storms of Varlengooten, they decided that enough was enough, and they ordered Hactar to design for them an Ultimate Weapon.
61	Han Wavel	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Han Wavel A world which consists largely of fabulous ultra-luxury hotels and casinos, all of which have been formed by the natural erosion of wind and rain.
62	The Ice Crystal Pyramids of Sastantua	Map	Nature	Natural Areas
	The Ice Crystal Pyramids of Sastantua Natural area on the planet Allosimanius Syneca. "The trek from the snow plains of Liska to the summit of the Ice Crystal Pyramids of Sastantua is long and gruelling, even with jet skis and a team of Syneca Snowhounds, but the view from the top, a view which takes in the Stin Glacier Fields, the shimmering Prism Mountains and the far ethereal dancing icelights, is one which first freezes the mind and then slowly releases it to hitherto unexperienced horizons of beauty."
63	The Ice Storms of Varlengooten	Map	Water	Bodies of Water
	The Ice Storms of Varlengooten The Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax were engaged in one of their regular wars with the Strenuous Garfighters of Stug, and were not enjoying it as much as usual because it involved an awful lot of trekking through the Radiation Swamps of Cwulzenda, and across the Fire Mountains of Frazfraga, neither of which terrains they felt at home in. So when the Strangulous Stilettans of Jajazikstak joined in the fray and forced them to fight another front in the Gamma Caves of Carfrax and the Ice Storms of Varlengooten, they decided that enough was enough, and they ordered Hactar to design for them an Ultimate Weapon.
64	Jajazikstak	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Jajazikstak Home of the Strangulous Stilettans of Jajazikstak, enemy of the Strenuous Garfighters of Stug.
65	Krikkit	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Krikkit Planet. "Important facts from Galactic history, number one - eeproduced from the Siderial Daily Mentioner's Book of popular Galactic History: The night sky over the planet Krikkit is the least interesting sight in the entire Universe."
66	The Long Lands of Effa	Map	Nature	Natural Areas
	The Long Lands of Effa Home of the poet Lallafa. Narrator: "Lallafa had lived in the forests of the Long Lands of Effa. He lived there, and he wrote his poems there. He wrote them on pages made of dried habra leaves, without the benefit of education or correcting fluid. He wrote about the light in the forest and what he thought about that. He wrote about the darkness in the forest, and what he thought about that. He wrote about the girl who had left him and precisely what he thought about that."
67	Magramal	Map	Nature	Mountains
	Magramal Mountain that the magician Effrafax once attempted to make disappear. "The ultra-famous sciento-magician Effrafax of Wug once bet his life that, given a year, he could render the great megamountain Magramal entirely invisible. Having spent most of the year jiggling around with immense Lux- O-Valves and Refracto-Nullifiers and Spectrum-Bypass-O-Matics, he realized, with nine hours to go, that he wasn't going to make it."
68	Preliumtarn	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Preliumtarn Planet. God's last message to his creation is written in thirty-foot-high letters of fire on top of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the planet Preliumtarn, third out from the sun Zarss in Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma.
69	The Prism Mountains	Map	Nature	Mountains
	The Prism Mountains Mountains on the planet Allosimanius Syneca. "The trek from the snow plains of Liska to the summit of the Ice Crystal Pyramids of Sastantua is long and gruelling, even with jet skis and a team of Syneca Snowhounds, but the view from the top, a view which takes in the Stin Glacier Fields, the shimmering Prism Mountains and the far ethereal dancing icelights, is one which first freezes the mind and then slowly releases it to hitherto unexperienced horizons of beauty."
70	The Quentulus Quazgar Mountains	Map	Nature	Mountains
	The Quentulus Quazgar Mountains Mountain range. God's last message to his creation is written in thirty-foot-high letters of fire on top of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the planet Preliumtarn, third out from the sun Zarss in Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma.
71	The Radiation Swamps of Cwulzenda	Map	Water	Swamps
	The Radiation Swamps of Cwulzenda The Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax were engaged in one of their regular wars with the Strenuous Garfighters of Stug, and were not enjoying it as much as usual because it involved an awful lot of trekking through the Radiation Swamps of Cwulzenda, and across the Fire Mountains of Frazfraga, neither of which terrains they felt at home in. So when the Strangulous Stilettans of Jajazikstak joined in the fray and forced them to fight another front in the Gamma Caves of Carfrax and the Ice Storms of Varlengooten, they decided that enough was enough, and they ordered Hactar to design for them an Ultimate Weapon.
72	The Room of Informational Illusions	Map	Structures	Buildings
	The Room of Informational Illusions "The Room of Informational Illusions was a welcome relief after the visual monstrosities of the central computational area. There was nothing in it. No information, no illusions, just themselves, white walls and a few small instruments which looked as if they were meant to plug into something which Slartibartfast couldn't find."
73	Sevorbeupstry	Map	Geographic Areas	Territories
	Sevorbeupstry Country. God's last message to his creation is written in thirty-foot-high letters of fire on top of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the planet Preliumtarn, third out from the sun Zarss in Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma.
74	The Snow Plains of Liska	Map	Nature	Natural Areas
	The Snow Plains of Liska Natural area on the planet Allosimanius Syneca. "The trek from the snow plains of Liska to the summit of the Ice Crystal Pyramids of Sastantua is long and gruelling, even with jet skis and a team of Syneca Snowhounds, but the view from the top, a view which takes in the Stin Glacier Fields, the shimmering Prism Mountains and the far ethereal dancing icelights, is one which first freezes the mind and then slowly releases it to hitherto unexperienced horizons of beauty."
75	Squornshellous Zeta	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Squornshellous Zeta Home of large, friendly, pocket-sprung mattress creatures which live quiet private lives in the marshes.
76	Stavromula Beta	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Stavromula Beta Planet where Agrajag claims a bullet hit him that was intended to assassinate Arthur.
77	Stin Glacier Fields	Map	Nature	Natural Areas
	Stin Glacier Fields Natural area on the planet Allosimanius Syneca. "The trek from the snow plains of Liska to the summit of the Ice Crystal Pyramids of Sastantua is long and gruelling, even with jet skis and a team of Syneca Snowhounds, but the view from the top, a view which takes in the Stin Glacier Fields, the shimmering Prism Mountains and the far ethereal dancing icelights, is one which first freezes the mind and then slowly releases it to hitherto unexperienced horizons of beauty."
78	Striterax	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Striterax Home of the Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax, the first race who ever managed to shock a computer.
79	Stug	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Stug Home of the Strenuous Garfighters of Stug, enemy of the Strenuous Garfighters of Stug.
80	Varlengooten	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Varlengooten Home of the Ice Storms of Varlengooten.
81	Voondoon	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Voondoon Home of the the Holy Lunching Friars of Voondon.
82	Ysllodins	Map	Outer Space	Stars
	Ysllodins Star that goes supernova. Narrator: "Another spectacular media event of that time was the supernova which the star Ysllodins underwent a few hours later. Ysllodins is the star around which 69 most of the Galaxy's major insurance underwriters live, or rather lived."
83	Zarss	Map	Outer Space	Stars
	Zarss Star. God's last message to his creation is written in thirty-foot-high letters of fire on top of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the planet Preliumtarn, third out from the sun Zarss in Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma.
OTHER
84	Alien	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Alien Alien: Arthur Dent? You're a jerk, a complete asshole.
85	Annual Ursa Minor Alpha Recreational Ill...	Other	Recognition	Awards Ceremonies
	Annual Ursa Minor Alpha Recreational Illusions Institute Awards Ceremony Awards ceremony featuring the award for the Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word Belgium In A Serious Screenplay.
86	Arcturan Megaleach	Other	Living Things	Animals
	Arcturan Megaleach Space creature. Narrator: "The old man felt that he should not have mentioned the party until he absolutely had to. But there it was, the fact was out, and Ford Prefect had attached himself to it the way an Arcturan Megaleach attaches itself to its victim before biting his head off and making off with his spaceship."
87	Arcturan Megavoidwhale	Other	Living Things	Animals
	Arcturan Megavoidwhale Narrator: "The Starship Titanic was a monstrously pretty sight as it lay beached like a silver Arcturan Megavoidwhale amongst the laser- lit tracery of its construction gantries, a brilliant cloud of pins and needles of light against the deep interstellar blackness, but when launched, it did not even manage to complete its very first radio message - an SOS - before undergoing a sudden and gratuitous total existence failure."
88	Arthur	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Arthur Arthur: The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees. They weren't like this. Except perhaps some of the ones I've had with elms which sometimes get a bit bogged down.
89	Burnt Hombre	Other	Matter	Colors
	Burnt Hombre Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."
90	Ford	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Ford Ford: Yes, I've understood it all perfectly well. That's why I want to have as many drinks and dance with as many girls as possible while there are still any left. If everything you've shown us is true, then we don't stand a whelk's chance in a supernova.
91	Ford	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Ford Ford: My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.
92	Gan Green	Other	Matter	Colors
	Gan Green Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."
93	Infra Dead	Other	Matter	Colors
	Infra Dead Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."
94	Judiciary Pag	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Judiciary Pag Judiciary Pag: The people of Krikkit, are, well, you know, they're just a bunch of real sweet guys, you know, who just happen to want to kill everybody. Hell, I feel the same way some mornings. Shit. OK, so you wouldn't necessarily want to share a Galaxy with these guys.
95	Judiciary Pag	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Judiciary Pag Judiciary Pag: So, like I said, these are a bunch of really sweet guys, but you wouldn't want to share a Galaxy with them, not if they're just gonna keep at it, not if they're not gonna learn to relax a little. I mean it's just gonna be continual nervous time, isn't it, right? Pow, pow, pow, when are they next coming at us? Peaceful coexistence is just right out, right? Get me some water somebody, thank you.
96	Liver Purple	Other	Matter	Colors
	Liver Purple Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."
97	Loathsome Lilac	Other	Matter	Colors
	Loathsome Lilac Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."
98	Malformed Public-duty Gland	Other	Medical Conditions	Conditions
	Malformed Public-duty Gland Condition Ford claims to have that excuses him from the responsibility of saving the universe.
99	Marvin	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Marvin Marvin: But my life is but a box of wormgears.
100	Marvin	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Marvin Marvin: I hate and despise you all.
101	Matter Yellow	Other	Matter	Colors
	Matter Yellow Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."
102	The Most Gratuitous Use of the Word Belg...	Other	Recognition	Awards
	The Most Gratuitous Use of the Word Belgium in a Serious Screenplay. Award given out at the Annual Ursa Minor Alpha Recreational Illusions Institute Awards Ceremony.
103	Narrator	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Narrator Narrator: Two grillion guys zilched out when Krikket attacked the galaxy.
104	Narrator	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Narrator Narrator: In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you've had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul.
105	Natural Deficiency in Moral Fibre	Other	Medical Conditions	Conditions
	Natural Deficiency in Moral Fibre Condition Ford claims to have that excuses him from the responsibility of saving the universe.
106	Syneca Snowhounds	Other	Living Things	Animals
	Syneca Snowhounds Creature on the planet Allosimanius Syneca. "The trek from the snow plains of Liska to the summit of the Ice Crystal Pyramids of Sastantua is long and gruelling, even with jet skis and a team of Syneca Snowhounds, but the view from the top, a view which takes in the Stin Glacier Fields, the shimmering Prism Mountains and the far ethereal dancing icelights, is one which first freezes the mind and then slowly releases it to hitherto unexperienced horizons of beauty."
107	Tall Grey-Green Figure	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Tall Grey-Green Figure Tall Grey-Green Figure: Arthur Philip Dent? You're a no-good dumbo nothing. I thought you should know that before you went.
108	Ultra Violent	Other	Matter	Colors
	Ultra Violent Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."
109	Untitled	Other	Themes	Beast
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110	The Wikkit Gate	Other	Artifacts	Archaeological Artifacts
	The Wikkit Gate The artifact designed to unlock the time-slowing field surrounding the planet Krikkit.
111	Zaphod Beeblebrox	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Zaphod Beeblebrox Zaphod Beeblebrox: Yeah, well, I wouldn't want to overtax your imagination, robot.

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