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| SCARY MOVIE V Film 2013. Written by Pat Proft and David Zucker. Directed by Malcolm D. Lee. Starring Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Erica Ash, Molly Shannon, Heather Locklear, J. P. Manoux, Jerry O|Connell, Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan. | |||||
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| 1 | 127 Hours  | BBB | Entertainment | Theater Productions | |||||||
127 Hours The National Ballet Center presents the ballet version of the movie 127 Hours in the Darcy Theater.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Blaine Fulda | BBB | Services | Psychic Services | |||||||
Blaine Fulda Psychic counselor that Jody and Dan consult.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Cabin Club Zero | BBB | Nightlife | Clubs | |||||||
Cabin Club Zero Nightclub from Jody's night out with Kendra. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Channel 12 | BBB | Television | TV News | |||||||
Channel 12 Local news team reporting on the apes escaping from the Genetic Primate Research Center.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Darcy Theater | BBB | Entertainment | Theater Productions | |||||||
Darcy Theater The National Ballet Center presents the ballet version of the movie 127 Hours in the Darcy Theater.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Diet Cola | BBB | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks | |||||||
Diet Cola Generic soft drink. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Evil Book of Porn | BBB | Media | Websites | |||||||
Evil Book of Porn Website that Jody and Kendra come across looking for the cabin in the woods. | |||||||||||
| 5 | Genetic Primate Research Center | BBB | Research Institutes | Institutes | |||||||
Genetic Primate Research Center Institute where Dan works - and gives a Dawn of the Planet of the Apes-style intelligence drug to apes.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | I13 | BBB | Drugs | Medicine | |||||||
I13 Intelligence drug that Dan has been giving to apes at the Genetic Primate Research Center. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Institute for Case Studies | BBB | Research Institutes | Institutes | |||||||
Institute for Case Studies Institute where Charlie Sheen's children have been staying since his death.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | IPreggers | BBB | Computers | Mobile Apps | |||||||
IPreggers Pregnancy app.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | La Cafe Rouge | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis | |||||||
La Cafe Rouge Cafe in Jody's Inception-style dream. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Mint-O-Fresh Chewy Mints | BBB | Food Products | Candy | |||||||
Mint-O-Fresh Chewy Mints Generic Mentos style candy.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | The National Ballet Center | BBB | Entertainment | Theater Companies | |||||||
The National Ballet Center The National Ballet Center presents the ballet version of the movie 127 Hours in the Darcy Theater.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Tribune | BBB | Periodicals | Newspaper Tribunes | |||||||
Tribune Newspaper headline: Missing Children Found in Cabin.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | ZNN | BBB | Television | TV News | |||||||
ZNN News network. Lead story: No Deal for Lindsay. | |||||||||||
| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
| 4 | November 23, 1995 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events | |||||||
November 23, 1995 Date of Tribune newspaper headline: Missing Children Found in Cabin.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | May 15, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |||||||
May 15, 2012 Charlie Sheen's body discovered on May 15th. His corpse didn't stop partying until May 23rd.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | May 23, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |||||||
May 23, 2012 Charlie's body discovered on May 15th. His corpse didn't stop partying until May 23rd.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | March 7, 2013 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |||||||
March 7, 2013 Charlie Sheen's sister Jody and her husband Dan Sanders take custody of Charlie Sheen's kids and bring them home to their house. Jody decides to audition for a local production of Swan Lake the next day.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | March 8, 2013 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |||||||
March 8, 2013 Night #1 for Jody and Dan with Charlie Sheen's kids with them in their house. Jody auditions for a local production of Swan Lake.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | March 9, 2013 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |||||||
March 9, 2013 Night #2 for Jody and Dan with Charlie Sheen's kids with them in their house. The family wakes up to find the whole house ransacked. Every room except the kids room is trashed. Dan installs additional security cameras. Jody tells Dan that she senses something wrong with their house.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | March 10, 2013 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |||||||
March 10, 2013 Night #3 for Jody and Dan with Charlie Sheen's kids with them in their house. Jody is chosen to be the Swan Queen in a local production of Swan Lake.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | March 11, 2013 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |||||||
March 11, 2013 Night #4 for Jody and Dan with Charlie Sheen's kids with them in their house. At housekeeper Maria's suggestion, Jody and Dan call in professional psychic counselor Blaine Fulda.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | March 12, 2013 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |||||||
March 12, 2013 Night #5 for Jody and Dan with Charlie Sheen's kids with them in their house. The family wakes up to find the pool and backyard trashed. Dan fights with Maria in the front yard. The apes that Dan has been working with at the Genetic Primate Research Center escape - except for Caesar, whom Dan brings home. Jody consults with in an Inception-style dream expert.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | March 13, 2013 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |||||||
March 13, 2013 Night #6 for Jody and Dan with Charlie Sheen's kids with them in their house. Jody goes out to Cabin Club Zero, and has a Black Swan-style "lezzo dream fantasy" about Kendra. Jody and Kendra find the Book of the Dead at a cabin in the woods. Apes escape from Genetic Primate Research Center.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | March 14, 2013 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |||||||
March 14, 2013 Night #7 for Jody and Dan with Charlie Sheen's kids with them in their house. Jody saves the children from what turns out to be the evil spirit of their dead mother.  | |||||||||||
| OTHER | |||||||||||
| 3 | Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan Charlie Sheen: Do me a favor. Promise me you won't drive. Lindsay Lohan: That's sweet. You're worried about me driving. Charlie Sheen: I'm worried about me. I'm a pedestrian. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Christian Grey | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Christian Grey Christian Grey: Your safe word is... Deeper. | |||||||||||
| 5 | Jody Campbell | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jody Campbell Jody Campbell: Hey! We don't lick our balls in this house! | |||||||||||
| 6 | Lindsay Lohan | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: I'm going to blow you across the room!  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Lindsay Lohan | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: I don't want to end up all over the Internet. I pride myself on keeping a low profile. My private life is private.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Pierre | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Pierre Pierre: Alright, attention! I do not wish to repeat myself. I repeat, I do not wish to repeat myself. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Priest | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Priest Priest: Demon's got my fist, man! | |||||||||||
| 5 | Snoop Dogg | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Snoop Dogg Snoop Dogg: When we get this reward, we gonna get ourselves a boat, some bitches and a shark.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Snoop Dogg | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Snoop Dogg Snoop Dogg: Told you that shark was gonna come in handy. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Gray Eagle | |||||||
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| 5 | What is the name of the ape that Dan bri... | Other | Trivia | Name Game | |||||||
What is the name of the ape that Dan brings home from the Genetic Primate Research Center?
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| 3 | What is the name of the character spoofi... | Other | Trivia | Name Game | |||||||
What is the name of the character spoofing Leonardo DiCaprio's Dom Cobb from Inception?
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