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| BOJACK HORSEMAN Animated Series 2014. Created by Raphael Bob-Waksberg. Starring Will Arnett, Amy Sedaris, Alison Brie, Paul F. Tompkins and Aaron Paul. | |||
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| 1 | 1994 Animal Choice Awards   | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies | ||||||||
1994 Animal Choice Awards BoJack version of People's Choice Awards.  | |||||||||||
| 2 | Andrew J. Hentz | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Andrew J. Hentz Andrew J. Hentz: Happiness is a metaphor for change. | |||||||||||
| 3 | Andrew J. Hentz | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Andrew J. Hentz Andrew J. Hentz: The house is a metaphor for a home. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Andrew J. Hentz | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Andrew J. Hentz Andrew J. Hentz: Everything is a metaphor. You are literally a metaphor. | |||||||||||
| 5 | Andrew J. Hentz | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Andrew J. Hentz Andrew J. Hentz: Tomorrow is an opportunity. You can be big and proud and bang on your tom-tom drum or you can get in your boat and row. Tom or row. Tomorrow. | |||||||||||
| 6 | Andrew J. Hentz | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Andrew J. Hentz Andrew J. Hentz: The past is past. That's why it's called the past. | |||||||||||
| 7 | Andrew J. Hentz | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Andrew J. Hentz Andrew J. Hentz: You have to believe in the AHP of TPE - The awesome healing power of total positive energy. | |||||||||||
| 8 | Angelica  | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Angelica Angelica: Asexualize me like one of your French girls, Todd. | |||||||||||
| 9 | Angelica | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Angelica Angelica: Any ordinary man would be madly aroused by the body that starred in every single porn version of a John Hughes movie: Sixteen Cans, Titty in Pink, The Breakfast Chub, Homo Bone, Cum Kind of Wonderful, Penis Bueller Gets Off, Planes, Trains and Autoerotic-mobiles. | |||||||||||
| 10 | Angelica | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Angelica Angelica: Any ordinary man would be madly aroused by the body that starred in every single porn version of a John Hughes movie: Sixteen Cans, Titty in Pink, The Breakfast Chub, Homo Bone, Cum Kind of Wonderful, Penis Bueller Gets Off, Planes, Trains and Autoerotic-mobiles. | |||||||||||
| 11 | Baby's Choice Award | Recognition | Awards | ||||||||
Baby's Choice Award Movie awards. | |||||||||||
| 12 | Blue-Face Blastoff | Language | Sexual Jargon | ||||||||
Blue-Face Blastoff Slang for auto-erotic asphyxiation. One hand on the Adam's apple, the other one's on the Adam's banana. | |||||||||||
| 13 | BoJack Horseman | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
BoJack Horseman BoJack Horseman: As a great woman once said, suck a dick, dumbshit. | |||||||||||
| 14 | BoJack Horseman | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
BoJack Horseman BoJack Horseman: I mean, that was a sweet move, yeah? I felt like I could see the matrix! | |||||||||||
| 15 | BoJack Horseman | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
BoJack Horseman BoJack Horseman: That terrifying bankrobber is making some very cogent points. | |||||||||||
| 16 | BoJack Horseman | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
BoJack Horseman BoJack Horseman: I felt like a Xerox of a Xerox of a person, you know? | |||||||||||
| 17 | BoJack Horseman | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
BoJack Horseman BoJack Horseman: It's getting pretty late and I become a real asshole if I don't get a solid seven hours of bed drinking a night. | |||||||||||
| 18 | BoJack Horseman | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
BoJack Horseman BoJack Horseman: Hey, wouldn't it be funny if tonight was the last time we ever talked to each other? | |||||||||||
| 19 | The Celebrity Stealing Club | Criminals | Gangs | ||||||||
The Celebrity Stealing Club Gang of bikini clad celebrity robbers. The number one rule of The Celebrity Stealing Club is: No falling in love. | |||||||||||
| 20 | Diane | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Diane Diane: I regret everything! | |||||||||||
| 21 | Diane | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Diane Diane: Frack me, Mr. Peanutbutter! Frack me! | |||||||||||
| 22 | Diane | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Diane Diane: Fill my chamber with your powerful bullets! | |||||||||||
| 23 | Diane | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Diane Diane: Oh, spronk me. | |||||||||||
| 24 | Diane | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Diane Diane: I am terrible. I am terrible. I am terrible. I am terrible. I am terrible. I am terrible...  | |||||||||||
| 25 | The Dipshit Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies | ||||||||
The Dipshit Awards Todd's all dressed up for The Dipshit Awards. | |||||||||||
| 26 | Dr. Decapitator | Criminals | Serial Killers | ||||||||
Dr. Decapitator Mass murderer from Todd's video game Decapathon. | |||||||||||
| 27 | DROUGHT Plan | Plans | Initiatives | ||||||||
DROUGHT Plan Governor Woodchuck's drought relief optimization using geohydraqion technology plan.  | |||||||||||
| 28 | Escape from L.A. | Themes | Dark Shadows | ||||||||
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| 29 | The Funky Spider-Man | Language | Sexual Jargon | ||||||||
The Funky Spider-Man Slang BoJack comes up with for auto-erotic asphyxiation because he hangs and shoots webbing. | |||||||||||
| 30 | Gasp-and-goo | Language | Sexual Jargon | ||||||||
Gasp-and-goo Slang for auto-erotic asphyxiation. | |||||||||||
| 31 | Golden Snowflake Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies | ||||||||
Golden Snowflake Awards Movie awards. | |||||||||||
| 32 | Governor Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Governor Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz Governor Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz: This outlandish buffoonery is beneath the office of the governor. I can't defile the legacy of my predecessors who built the Golden Gate Bridge, irrigated the Central Valley, and played Mr. Freeze in a Batman movie.  | |||||||||||
| 33 | Henry Fondle | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Henry Fondle Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): My prime directive is to pleasure you.  | |||||||||||
| 34 | Henry Fondle | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Henry Fondle Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): I want to be inside you.  | |||||||||||
| 35 | Henry Fondle | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Henry Fondle Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): Let's get down to business.  | |||||||||||
| 36 | Henry Fondle | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Henry Fondle Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): I want to be on top of you.  | |||||||||||
| 37 | Henry Fondle | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Henry Fondle Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): I am powerless in the face of your mesmerizing sexual energy.  | |||||||||||
| 38 | Henry Fondle | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Henry Fondle Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): You will submit to my desires.  | |||||||||||
| 39 | Henry Fondle | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Henry Fondle Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): It is imminent! Prepare to exchange fluids.  | |||||||||||
| 40 | Henry Fondle | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Henry Fondle Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): Let's put on a Lionel Richie album and finger each other's holes.  | |||||||||||
| 41 | Highway Masticators | Criminals | Gangs | ||||||||
Highway Masticators Motorcycle gang. | |||||||||||
| 42 | A Horse Walks into Rehab | Themes | Dark Shadows | ||||||||
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| 43 | Image Choice Spirit Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies | ||||||||
Image Choice Spirit Awards Movie awards. | |||||||||||
| 44 | Indira Dadyshue | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Indira Dadyshue Indira Dadyshue (poster in office): Holding back tears is like spanking your inner child. | |||||||||||
| 45 | Judah | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Judah Judah: So, the Stephen King musical opened right next door to the Sondheim revival. We have clients in both, and I was worried there'd be tension. But it turns out Misery loves Company. | |||||||||||
| 46 | Latin Kings | Criminals | Gangs | ||||||||
Latin Kings Tattoo seen on Todd's arm after he gets thrown of Cordovian Embassy. | |||||||||||
| 47 | Lenny Turtletaub | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Lenny Turtletaub Lenny Turtletaub: Ooh, that's not gonna fly, P.C. That guy hasn't showered since Bad Santa. Man Who Wasn't There? More like "Man Who Doesn't Wash There." Sling Blade? More like "Please Bathe!" Monster's Ball? More like "Monster Balls." Great actor, though. | |||||||||||
| 48 | Lenny Turtletaub | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Lenny Turtletaub Lenny Turtletaub: Armageddon? More like "Arma-gettin' away from this stinky guy!" | |||||||||||
| 49 | The Leonard Matin Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies | ||||||||
The Leonard Matin Awards Movie awards. | |||||||||||
| 50 | Male Animal in a Comedy Drama Or Variety... | Recognition | Awards | ||||||||
Male Animal in a Comedy Drama Or Variety Show Award given out at the 1994 Animal Choice Awards.  | |||||||||||
| 51 | Most Adequate Motel | Recognition | Awards | ||||||||
Most Adequate Motel Award on the wall at Thrifty Lodge.  | |||||||||||
| 52 | Name that Princess Carolyn and Ralph pic... | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Name that Princess Carolyn and Ralph picked out for their baby before her miscarriage.
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| 53 | OCD Image Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies | ||||||||
OCD Image Awards Movie awards. | |||||||||||
| 54 | Officer Meow Meow | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Officer Meow Meow Officer Meow Meow: Talking back to Officer Meow Meow is a major no-no. | |||||||||||
| 55 | Pattern | Themes | Shield, The | ||||||||
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| 56 | Pattern | Themes | Shield, The | ||||||||
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| 57 | Philbert | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Philbert Philbert: Now I see why they call you sassy. | |||||||||||
| 58 | Philbert | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Philbert Philbert: Now I continue to see why they call you sassy. | |||||||||||
| 59 | Philbert | Themes | 3-D | ||||||||
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| 60 | Princess Carolyn | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Princess Carolyn Princess Carolyn: People have short memories. It's the best and worst thing about people. | |||||||||||
| 61 | Princess Carolyn | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Princess Carolyn Princess Carolyn: I'm sure you'll make the right decision. Well, 'a' decision. | |||||||||||
| 62 | Purrple | Matter | Colors | ||||||||
Purrple The book The Color Purrple is visible in Princess Carolyn's office, a parody of The Color Purple by Alice Walker. | |||||||||||
| 63 | Strokey Chokey | Language | Sexual Jargon | ||||||||
Strokey Chokey Slang for auto-erotic asphyxiation. | |||||||||||
| 64 | Talk Dirty to Me | Themes | Billboard | ||||||||
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| 65 | Todd Chavez | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Todd Chavez Todd Chavez: I do like getting my picture taken. It's proof I exist. | |||||||||||
| 66 | Todd Chavez | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Todd Chavez Todd Chavez (impersonating Channing Tatum): Hey, I obviously don't know you because I am Channing Tatum, the guy from Green Lantern or whatever and you are a nobody, but you came all the way over here to warn me about something you hadn't even written yet. You ask me, movie star Channing Tatum, I'd say you're exactly the kind of journalist we need in this world. | |||||||||||
| 67 | Todd Chavez | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Todd Chavez Todd Chavez: Call me 4 out of 5 dentists, because I agree. | |||||||||||
| 68 | Todd Chavez | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Todd Chavez Todd Chavez: If people find out the Better Business Bureau is behind this, you don't think you'll be getting a buzz from the business branch of the Board of Better Bureaus? | |||||||||||
| 69 | Todd Chavez | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Todd Chavez Todd Chavez: I was also the director of a Star Wars movie, but they fired me over creative differences. | |||||||||||
| 70 | Todd Chavez | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Todd Chavez Todd Chavez: Assistants are like Deadpool movies - I couldn't stop at one even though I probably should have. Now I have twelve. | |||||||||||
| 71 | Two-Neck Squeeze | Language | Sexual Jargon | ||||||||
Two-Neck Squeeze Slang for auto-erotic asphyxiation. | |||||||||||
| 72 | Untitled | Themes | Diff|rent Strokes | ||||||||
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| 73 | Untitled | Themes | Pleasantville | ||||||||
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| 74 | Untitled | Themes | Wolf | ||||||||
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| 75 | Uptight Dickhead Disease | Medical Conditions | Diseases | ||||||||
Uptight Dickhead Disease Disease Sarah Lynn makes up for BoJack. | |||||||||||
| 76 | We Forgive You Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies | ||||||||
We Forgive You Awards Movie star Vance Waggoner wins a lifetime achievement "Forgivie" award. | |||||||||||
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