THE EXPENDABLES 2 Film 2012. Written by Sylvester Stallone and Richard Wenk. Directed by Simon West. Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Liam Hemsworth, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger. | |||
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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU | |||||||||||
1 | Earios | BBB | Food Products | Breakfast Cereal | |||||||
Earios Joke Hale Caesar makes: It's cliche. You gotta be original. You know, if you were an original, broad-thinking man, you'd probably come up with some special cereal, like Earios. You know, just like your ear. You know, pour milk on them suckers, they just lay there and you don't hear shit. | |||||||||||
3 | Fulton's Rug and Carpet Co. | BBB | Home Furnishing | Flooring Stores | |||||||
Fulton's Rug and Carpet Co. From the old Soviet Army base. | |||||||||||
3 | Morning Glory Bakery | BBB | Food Stores | Bakeries | |||||||
Morning Glory Bakery From the old Soviet Army base. | |||||||||||
3 | New York Noodle House | BBB | Dining | Restaurants | |||||||
New York Noodle House From the old Soviet Army base. | |||||||||||
4 | NY News | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers | |||||||
NY News From the old Soviet Army base. | |||||||||||
3 | NY Taxi | BBB | Transportation | Taxicabs | |||||||
NY Taxi From the old Soviet Army base. | |||||||||||
3 | Ray's Pizza | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors | |||||||
Ray's Pizza From the old Soviet Army base. | |||||||||||
3 | Silver Strand Jewelry | BBB | Apparel | Jewelry Stores | |||||||
Silver Strand Jewelry From the old Soviet Army base. | |||||||||||
MAKE BELIEVE MAP | |||||||||||
3 | Broadway | Map | Transit Routes | Roads | |||||||
Broadway From the old Soviet Army base. | |||||||||||
3 | Gasak Mountains | Map | Nature | Mountains | |||||||
Gasak Mountains Church sends the Expendables to retrieve a blueprint from a downed airplane in the Gasak Mountains of Albania. | |||||||||||
3 | Vilena | Map | Geographic Areas | Islands | |||||||
Vilena Church references the events of the first film: Not too good in the memory category, are you, Barney? You made a deal with me. You gave me your word. And you end up blowin' up half of Vilena, punchin' holes and a bowie Knife through a fellow CIA agent, even if he was a dirtbag. But what breaks my heart is that you stole 5 million dollars from me. And for all this male pattern badness, I could've put you in the deepest, darkest hole in Gitmo. No sunlight. But I kept you out. Because I knew the day would come when you were gonna pay me back. Today is that day. | |||||||||||
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4 | Baby Seal and Whale Ass in the Summer | Other | Recipes | Food Recipes | |||||||
Baby Seal and Whale Ass in the Summer Gunnar's choice for a last meal: My favorite Swedish dinner would be baby seal and whale ass in the summer. But I'd really die for some Chinese. | |||||||||||
3 | Barney Ross | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Barney Ross Barney Ross: I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm gonna take your life. | |||||||||||
3 | Barney Ross | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Barney Ross Barney Ross: His name was Billy. | |||||||||||
3 | The Corporation | Other | Criminals | Criminal Organizations | |||||||
The Corporation Mr. Church: Let's just call our host "The Corporation", all right? I'm sending along a pro who specializes in this type of situation. Her name is Maggie Chang. | |||||||||||
4 | Crispy Aromatic Duck with Plum Sauce | Other | Recipes | Food Recipes | |||||||
Crispy Aromatic Duck with Plum Sauce Maggie Chang's choice of last meal: Crispy aromatic duck with plum sauce. Very sexy. But I like Italian, too. | |||||||||||
3 | Hale Caesar | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hale Caesar Hale Caesar: If I don't get this back, your ass is terminated. | |||||||||||
3 | Mr. Church | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Mr. Church Mr. Church: Not too good in the memory category, are you, Barney? You made a deal with me. You gave me your word. And you end up blowin' up half of Vilena, punchin' holes and a bowie Knife through a fellow CIA agent, even if he was a dirtbag. But what breaks my heart is that you stole 5 million dollars from me. And for all this male pattern badness, I could've put you in the deepest, darkest hole in Gitmo. No sunlight. But I kept you out. Because I knew the day would come when you were gonna pay me back. Today is that day. | |||||||||||
4 | Old Point Bar | Other | Themes | Solo | |||||||
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5 | Trench | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Trench Trench: I'm back! | |||||||||||
3 | Trench & Mr. Church | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Trench & Mr. Church Trench: I'm almost out. I'll be back. Mr. Church: You've been back enough. I'll be back. Trench: Yippie-ki-yay. | |||||||||||
5 | Vilain | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Vilain Vilain: Ironic. Here we are, you and I. And your Knife. You're going to die. Like him. | |||||||||||
3 | Vilain & Billy the Kid | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Vilain & Billy the Kid Vilain: Are you afraid of me? Billy the Kid: No, I'm not. Vilain: You should be. |