CAN'T BUY ME LOVE Film 1987. Written by Michael Swerdlick. Directed by Steve Rash. Starring Patrick Dempsey, Amanda Peterson, Eric Bruskotter, Gerardo Mej?a, Courtney Gains, Tina Caspary, Darcy DeMoss, Seth Green, Sharon Farrell, Dennis Dugan. | |||
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1 | African Cultural Hour | BBB | Television | TV Shows | |||||||
African Cultural Hour After mistaking PBS's African Cultural Hour for American Bandstand, Ronnie turns the school onto the African Anteater Ritual at the Columbus Day Discovery Dance. Afterward, he gets some tit. | |||||||||||
4 | Broken Moon | BBB | Literature | Poetry | |||||||
Broken Moon Poem that Cindy writes for Ronnie. | |||||||||||
3 | Channel 5 | BBB | Television | TV News | |||||||
Channel 5 News that Cindy and her friends watch, featuring a footbal player from their high school. | |||||||||||
3 | The Ronald Miller Story: My Life on a Mo... | BBB | Literature | Books | |||||||
The Ronald Miller Story: My Life on a Mower Joke Ronnie's little brother makes. | |||||||||||
3 | Ronnie Miller Express | BBB | Transportation | Trains | |||||||
Ronnie Miller Express Joke that Ronald makes. | |||||||||||
4 | Scoops | BBB | Dining | Restaurants | |||||||
Scoops Restaurant where the local high school kids hang out. | |||||||||||
5 | Tic Tac Tile | BBB | Retail | Hardware Stores | |||||||
Tic Tac Tile Ronald's father's s tile business. | |||||||||||
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
3 | July 11, 1970 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Birth Dates | |||||||
July 11, 1970 Ronald Miller born. | |||||||||||
4 | October 16, 1987 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
October 16, 1987 After mistaking PBS's African Cultural Hour for American Bandstand, Ronnie turns the school onto the African Anteater Ritual at the Columbus Day Discovery Dance. Afterward, Patty lets him feel her up. Ronald: Seventeen years, three months and five days. That's a long time to wait for some tit. | |||||||||||
4 | December 31, 1987 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
December 31, 1987 Big John's New Year's Eve party. Cindy spills the beans about her and Ronnie's arrangement. | |||||||||||
4 | January 1, 1988 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
January 1, 1988 Ronnie invites Big John to a party at his house on New Year's Day. The party doesn't happen though, because Cindy spills the beans about their arrangement at Big John's New Year's Eve party the night before. | |||||||||||
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4 | Patty | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Patty Patty: Hi, friend. You're awfully far away. So, tell m are you into long-distance relationships? No? Then why don't you reach out and touch someone? I happen to know that in the whole school, there's only one other tittie quite this pretty. And this is it. I bet you've never seen two like these before. | |||||||||||
3 | Ronald Miller | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Ronald Miller Ronald Miller: Seventeen years, three months and five days. That's a long time to wait for some tit. | |||||||||||
4 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Dark Shadows | |||||||
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