DEAD MILKMEN
Music 1983. Featuring Joe Genaro, Rodney Linderman, Dean Sabatino and Dan Stevens.
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1976-PIGG ServicesParty Lines

976-PIGG
"Now Earl's got a son and they call him Earl Junior, which I think is pretty clever since he is Earl's son. He's not really a normal boy, ever since that tractor accident... Anyway, he ran up $5,000 worth of 976 phone bills. He called weird, unnatural numbers like 976-PIGG with two G's, And 976-SHEEP, which has five letters in it - I know he's a sick boy..."



2976-SHEEP ServicesParty Lines

976-SHEEP
"Now Earl's got a son and they call him Earl Junior, which I think is pretty clever since he is Earl's son. He's not really a normal boy, ever since that tractor accident... Anyway, he ran up $5,000 worth of 976 phone bills. He called weird, unnatural numbers like 976-PIGG with two G's, And 976-SHEEP, which has five letters in it - I know he's a sick boy..."



3Air Crash Museum EntertainmentMuseums

Air Crash Museum
"Went out to feed the cattle and to my surprise, my lawn was full of bodies, just a gatherin' up the flies. A big ol' jet liner had dropped from out of the sky. Well, I was so darn happy that I couldn't believe my eyes. We're gonna stuff 'em, put 'em on display, 'tween Patsy Cline, Buddy Holly, loadin' up my tractor, gonna take the bodies inside. Betty Lou will bring the sawdust, and I've got the formaldehyde, I'm callin' up my neighbors, tTell 'em all to drop by. A body stuffin' party, and we'll bake some kidney pie. We're gonna stuff 'em, put 'em on display, 'tween Patsy Cline, Buddy Holly. We'll have our own Air crash museum, people lined for miles, just to see 'em. Jim Croce's in the corner, the Big Bopper's by the stairs. Ricky Nelson's in the kitchen, but nobody cares.

4Blind Lemon Lipschitz MusicMusicians

Blind Lemon Lipschitz
"Blind Lemon Lipschitz gouged out his own eyes with his thumbnails so he could be called blind lemon... It's true, don't laugh."

5Channel 57 CinemaTV Stations

Channel 57
"You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people herein the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, goodAmericans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork andMindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They'regood fine people, Stuart. But they don't know what the queers are doingto the soil."

6Cinema Burlesque NightlifeStrip Clubs

Cinema Burlesque
Titty bar that Peter Bazooka sees his congressman coming out of.



7Cousin Earl's Maggot Farm Food IndustriesFarms

Cousin Earl's Maggot Farm
"Now, you wanna talk about bladder problems, then the man you wanna talk to will probably be my cousin Earl. I guess you all know Earl, he lives out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm. Earl don't like it when you get his maggot farm confused with a worm farm. A worm farm is for worms, and a maggot farm is for maggots, and Earl's got the biggest maggots in the state. Three feet long. Of course, now Earl believes this might be due to the fact that St. Smithen's Medical Facility has been dumping their waste on his property."



8Crystal Ship MusicMusicians

Crystal Ship
"Yeah, hey, guess who's gonna be there? My favorite cover band, Crystal Ship. Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this: Love me two times baby, Love me twice today, Love me two times girl, Cause I got AIDS, Love me two times baby, Once for tomorrow, Once cause I got AIDS"

9Joanie Loves Crotchy TelevisionTV Shows

Joanie Loves Crotchy
"I believe in Happy Days, I believe in Joanie Loves Crotchie, I believe in all that TV crap, and I believe in swordfish! He believes in swordfish!

10Lester Shy and the Shyphonics MusicMusicians

Lester Shy and the Shyphonics
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to P.J.'s Astrological Love Lounge. We are Lester Shy and the Shyphonics. My name is Lester Shy and these fine gentlemen all around me, well they're the Shyphonics and we hail proudly from Fargo, North Dakota."



11Little Elvis WeaponsGuns

Little Elvis
Peter Bazooka's gun.



12Me and Julio Down by the Crackhouse MusicMusicians

Me and Julio Down by the Crackhouse
"Now everybody's into what I do, Steve Albini, John and Frank Sinatra sound exactly like me, I even set up a duo with Julio Iglesias, It was called Me and Julio Down By the Crackhouse, 'Cause even Julio Iglesias is me, I have the number one album, I have all the albums, 'Cause now everybody's me!"



13Methodist Coloring Book ToysOther Toys

Methodist Coloring Book
"You've got a Methodist coloring book and you color really well, but don't color outside the lines or God will send you to hell!"



14The Mixer AmusementAmusement Rides

The Mixer
I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside The Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a daredevil, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody, look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession.

15P.J.'s Astrological Love Lounge NightlifeLounges

P.J.'s Astrological Love Lounge
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to P.J.'s Astrological Love Lounge. We are Lester Shy and the Shyphonics. My name is Lester Shy and these fine gentlemen all around me, well they're the Shyphonics and we hail proudly from Fargo, North Dakota."



16Run TDM MusicMusicians

Run TDM
Run DMC parody from music video.



17The Sandbar NightlifeBars

The Sandbar
"It's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink."

18Sri Lanka Sex Hotel ServicesSex Services

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel
"3-D Jesus by my bedside, Talks to me when it's late at night, I thought I left you in Sri Lanka, Working the desk at the Sex Hotel, For Christ's sake why isn't Bob Hope dead yet?"

19St. Smithen's Medical Facility HealthcareHospitals

St. Smithen's Medical Facility
"Now, you wanna talk about bladder problems, then the man you wanna talk to will probably be my cousin Earl. I guess you all know Earl, he lives out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm. Earl don't like it when you get his maggot farm confused with a worm farm. A worm farm is for worms, and a maggot farm is for maggots, and Earl's got the biggest maggots in the state. Three feet long. Of course, now Earl believes this might be due to the fact that St. Smithen's Medical Facility has been dumping their waste on his property."



20St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork ... HealthcareMedical Services

St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery
"Now, Earl's got a wife, and we call her... Wife. We don't know her name, because she's never really said that much. For the longest time we thought she could only say two words, which were "dog" and "pussy." We thought that meant "dog" and "cat", but then we found out that what she was really trying to say was "dog-pussy", one big hyphenated word which doesn't come up much in conversation, especially amongst Baptists. We never heard her say anything other than that. You know, she works down at... down at St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery, got a good-paying job there, although she only does say those... well that one word."



21Stoney's Extra Stout Beverage ProductsBeer

Stoney's Extra Stout
Beer brand on the album cover.



22Two Shoes MusicMusicians

Two Shoes
"Everybody calls me Two Shoes 'cause i always wear two shoes... I know it's not much of a nickname, but by the time i got around to getting my nickname all the good ones were taken."

23Uncle Sid's Grim Tales LiteratureChildrens Books

Uncle Sid's Grim Tales
Book of fairy tales, from music video.



24Vince Lombardi Service CenterVehiclesAutomotive Services

Vince Lombardi Service Center
Title of instrumental song Vince Lombardi Service Center.

25Violent School EducationPrimary Schools

Violent School
"Violence rules, guns are cool and we've got guns, in our school!"



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