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| ACCEPTED Film 2006. Written by Adam Cooper, Bill Collage and Mark Perez. Directed by Steve Pink. Starring Justin Long, Jonah Hill, Blake Lively, Anthony Heald and Lewis Black. | |||
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| 1 | Bartleby Gaines | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bartleby Gaines Bartleby Gaines: Listen guys, there are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college. Albert Einstein. You know? Pocahontas never went to college. Corey Feldman and Corey Haim - they had a great run. Both Lewis and Clark. Suzanne Somers. Bono. | |||||||||||
| 2 | Sherman Schrader | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Sherman Schrader Sherman Schrader: Yeah, cool guys. Let's start this fake college, and then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. Come on, it's a gateway crime. That's how these things start. | |||||||||||
| 3 | Uncle Ben | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Uncle Ben Uncle Ben: Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas! | |||||||||||
| 4 | Uncle Ben | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Uncle Ben Uncle Ben: What is learning? It's paying attention. It's opening yourself up to this great big ball of shit that we call life, and what's the worst that could happen? You get bit in the ass. Well let me tell you: my ass looks like hamburger meat, but I can still sit down. | |||||||||||
| 5 | Uncle Ben | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Uncle Ben Uncle Ben: You know a lot of people say that college is a time when young men and women expand the way that they look at their world when they open their mind to new ideas and experiences and when they begin that long journey form the innocence of Youth, to the responsibilities of Adulthood... now isn't that a load of horse shit! | |||||||||||
| 6 | Uncle Ben | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Uncle Ben Uncle Ben: I'm going off the grid. No more Franchises, no more botox, no more "Hey, oh, lets clone another goat," and certainly no more sexual harassment lawsuits, what's wrong with saying "Hey, nice tits." When did that go out the window? | |||||||||||
| 7 | Uncle Ben | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Uncle Ben Uncle Ben: Do me a favor, enjoy your time here. You've got four years - the best years of your life. And then, you're fucked! | |||||||||||
| 8 | Untitled  | Themes | Pleasantville | ||||||||
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| 9 | Untitled | Themes | Beast 2 | ||||||||
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