ACCEPTED Film 2006. Written by Adam Cooper, Bill Collage and Mark Perez. Directed by Steve Pink. Starring Justin Long, Jonah Hill, Blake Lively, Anthony Heald and Lewis Black. | |||
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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU | |||||||||||
1 | BKE | BBB | Education | Fraternities | |||||||
BKE Fraternity founded in 1853. | |||||||||||
2 | Eastern Ohio State University | BBB | Education | State Colleges | |||||||
Eastern Ohio State University Local college that rejects Bartleby's application. | |||||||||||
3 | Falcons | BBB | Sports | School Mascots | |||||||
Falcons WMHS mascot. | |||||||||||
3 | Harmon College | BBB | Education | Colleges | |||||||
Harmon College Local college that rejects Bartleby's application. | |||||||||||
3 | Northern Ohio State College | BBB | Education | State Colleges | |||||||
Northern Ohio State College Local college that rejects Bartleby's application, stand-in for Ohio Northern University. | |||||||||||
3 | Ohio State College | BBB | Education | State Colleges | |||||||
Ohio State College Local college that rejects Bartleby's application, stand-in for Ohio State University. | |||||||||||
3 | South Harmon Institute of Technology | BBB | Education | Schools-Science/Technology | |||||||
South Harmon Institute of Technology The college that Bartleby and his friends create. Also known as S.H.I.T. | |||||||||||
3 | Wickliffe State Bank | BBB | Financial Companies | Banks | |||||||
Wickliffe State Bank Bartleby's parents' bank. | |||||||||||
3 | WMHS | BBB | Education | High Schools | |||||||
WMHS Bartleby's high school. | |||||||||||
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
3 | October 16, 1982 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Birth Dates | |||||||
October 16, 1982 Date of Birth on counterfeit Ohio driver license that Bartleby makes for Chris Vail. | |||||||||||
3 | February 14, 1983 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Birth Dates | |||||||
February 14, 1983 Date of Birth on counterfeit Ohio driver license that Bartleby makes for Jason Wilson. | |||||||||||
3 | February 17, 2001 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
February 17, 2001 Issue Date on counterfeit Ohio driver license that Bartleby makes for Jason Wilson. | |||||||||||
3 | October 16, 2002 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
October 16, 2002 Issue Date on counterfeit Ohio driver license that Bartleby makes for Chris Vail. | |||||||||||
3 | May 10, 2006 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
May 10, 2006 Bartleby Gaines gets rejected by Ohio State College. | |||||||||||
3 | May 17, 2006 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
May 17, 2006 Bartleby Gaines gets rejected by Harmon College. | |||||||||||
3 | May 19, 2006 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
May 19, 2006 Bartleby Gaines gets rejected by Northern Ohio State College. | |||||||||||
3 | May 21, 2006 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
May 21, 2006 Bartleby Gaines gets rejected by Eastern Ohio State University. | |||||||||||
3 | May 23, 2006 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
May 23, 2006 Bartleby Gaines gets accepted by the college that he and his friends created, South Harmon Institute of Technology. | |||||||||||
3 | June 28, 2006 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
June 28, 2006 Jack Gaines writes a check for his son Bartleby to pay for his tuition for the South Harmon Institute of Technology. | |||||||||||
3 | October 20, 2006 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
October 20, 2006 Date of letter advising South Harmon Institute of Technology of their hearing before the Ohio State Board of Accreditation. | |||||||||||
3 | October 27, 2006 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
October 27, 2006 Bartleby Gaines gives an inspirational speech at the State Board of Accreditation hearing. The South Harmon Institute of Technology is granted a one-year probationary period in which to continue their experimental programs. | |||||||||||
3 | October 27, 2007 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
October 27, 2007 The South Harmon Institute of Technology's one-year probationary period ends. | |||||||||||
OTHER | |||||||||||
3 | Bartleby Gaines | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Bartleby Gaines Bartleby Gaines: Listen guys, there are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college. Albert Einstein. You know? Pocahontas never went to college. Corey Feldman and Corey Haim - they had a great run. Both Lewis and Clark. Suzanne Somers. Bono. | |||||||||||
4 | Sherman Schrader | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Sherman Schrader Sherman Schrader: Yeah, cool guys. Let's start this fake college, and then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. Come on, it's a gateway crime. That's how these things start. | |||||||||||
5 | Uncle Ben | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Uncle Ben Uncle Ben: Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas! | |||||||||||
6 | Uncle Ben | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Uncle Ben Uncle Ben: What is learning? It's paying attention. It's opening yourself up to this great big ball of shit that we call life, and what's the worst that could happen? You get bit in the ass. Well let me tell you: my ass looks like hamburger meat, but I can still sit down. | |||||||||||
7 | Uncle Ben | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Uncle Ben Uncle Ben: You know a lot of people say that college is a time when young men and women expand the way that they look at their world when they open their mind to new ideas and experiences and when they begin that long journey form the innocence of Youth, to the responsibilities of Adulthood... now isn't that a load of horse shit! | |||||||||||
8 | Uncle Ben | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Uncle Ben Uncle Ben: I'm going off the grid. No more Franchises, no more botox, no more "Hey, oh, lets clone another goat," and certainly no more sexual harassment lawsuits, what's wrong with saying "Hey, nice tits." When did that go out the window? | |||||||||||
9 | Uncle Ben | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Uncle Ben Uncle Ben: Do me a favor, enjoy your time here. You've got four years - the best years of your life. And then, you're fucked! | |||||||||||
10 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville | |||||||
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11 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Beast | |||||||
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