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Gangs

29th Street Kings
Little Chino's local gang, whose weapon of choice is a machete.

Angel Batista

Angel Batista
Angel Batista: Pardon me, but I couldn't help noticing that you've been hanging out with a fool. Because whoever stood you up, that's one idiota. I'm Angel.

Angel Batista

Angel Batista
Angel Batista: Don't forget - tell the universe what you need.

Angel Batista

Angel Batista
Angel Batista: Your spidey-sense tingling yet?

Angel Batista, Vince Masuka, FBI Guy 2 &...

Angel Batista, Vince Masuka, FBI Guy 2 & Frank Lundy
Angel Batista: I see lots of references, like this one: You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Vince Masuka: He's a Trekker! That shit's straight from Deep Space Nine.
Angel Batista: What? Mark Twain said that. It's one of his most famous quotes.
FBI Guy 2: Twain was never on Deep Space Nine. He was on Next Generation.
Angel Batista: He didn't say it on Star Trek.
FBI Guy 2: Okay, so what's it from?
Frank Lundy: A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.

Angel's new Firebird Trans Am's name.

Angel's new Firebird Trans Am's name.

	Jean
	Norma
	Marilyn

Arthur Mitchell

Arthur Mitchell
Arthur Mitchell: Now, what'll we call this station? Northern Springs? Rainbow Valley? How about Copper Flats?

Astor Bennett & Vince Masuka

Astor Bennett & Vince Masuka
Astor Bennett: Are you the one that my mom told me not to talk to?
Vince Masuka: Awkward.

The Bay Harbor Butcher

The Bay Harbor Butcher
Name that the news media gives the serial killer responsible for all of the bodies found in the bay.

Boyd Fowler

Boyd Fowler
Boyd Fowler: Hello, bandit.

The Brain Surgeon

The Brain Surgeon
Serial killer that Dr. Evelyn Vogel suspects is one of her patients.

Bronco

Language

Sexual Jargon

Bronco
Slang for sexual act when guy fucks girl from behind and yells out a name other than hers and than holds on tight when she tries to buck him off.

Brother Sam

Brother Sam
Brother Sam: Faith, man - you put it in the wrong things... Fuck you up.

Brother Sam

Brother Sam
Brother Sam: My dad was a real popular guy. Everybody knew him. They used to call him Mister. He said he was going to see a friend of his. So we get there. He says, uh, Now go on up there and ring that doorbell for me. So I dot it. And this man comes to the door. And he's staring at me, not knowing who I am or why I'm there. And before I can turn around and say I'm with mister, My dad is standing right there behind me with a pistol in his hand. And he takes his pistol and he points it at this man, and he shoots him in the face. Killed him. Blood everywhere, all on my Superman shirt. My dad just calmly picks me up, walks to the car, drives off slowly. And he says, You did a good job.

Brother Sam's dog's name.

Brother Sam's dog's name.

	Eli
	Shane
	Will

The Chautauqua Park Creeper

The Chautauqua Park Creeper
Serial killer that true crime writer Sal Price wrote about.

Clint McKay

Clint McKay
Clint McKay: What's with all the plastic?

Cody's goldfish's name.

Cody's goldfish's name.

	Gold
	Cat
	Bob

Deb Morgan

Deb Morgan
Deb Morgan: LaGuerta's just jealous the Ice Truck Killer fucked me instead of her.

Deb Morgan

Deb Morgan
Deb Morgan: I am sorry, Dex, but she is gross, and pale, and nobody is pale in Miami. She is obviously a vampire. A gross English titty vampire.

Deb Morgan

Deb Morgan
Deb Morgan: You're such a Y-chromosome cliche.

Deb Morgan

Deb Morgan
Deb Morgan: What is this - Extreme Home Makeover Forensics Edition?

Deb Morgan

Deb Morgan
Deb Morgan: Holy Franken-fuck - snakes!

Deb Morgan

Deb Morgan
Deb Morgan: Dex, we are in a storm of fuck.

Deb Morgan

Deb Morgan
Deb Morgan: So we're lookin for the fucking terminator.

Deb Morgan & Angel Batista

Deb Morgan & Angel Batista
Deb Morgan: Did we hit the motherlode?
Angel Batista: No, we hit the motherfucking motherlode.

Deb Morgan & Frank Lundy

Deb Morgan & Frank Lundy
Deb Morgan: Don't go disappearing on me again.
Frank Lundy: Not a...

Dexter Morgan
Police blood splatter analyst and serial killer, also known as the Bay Harbor Butcher.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Sometimes I wonder what it would be like for everything inside me that's denied and unknown to be revealed. But I'll never know. I live my life in hiding. My survival depends on it.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Most people have a hard time dealing with death, but I'm not most people. It's the grief that makes me uncomfortable. Not because I'm a killer. Really, I just don't understand all that emotion, which makes it tough to fake. In those cases, shades come in handy.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: I've never had much use for the concept of Hell, but if Hell exists, I'm in it. The same images running through my head over and over. I was there. I saw my mother's death. A buried memory forgotten all these years. It climbed inside me that day, and it's been with me ever since. My dark passenger.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: I'm a very neat monster.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: My favorite serial killer is a lozenge eater. How human of him.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: How did a death turn into a couples weekend?

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: I'm more of a crying on the inside kind of guy.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: If I believed in God. If I believed in sin. This is the place where I'd be sent straight to Hell. If I believed in Hell.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Look at that, steady as a surgeon.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: My life has always felt like... an unanswered question. A string of days and nights, waiting for something to happen, but I didn't know what. Rita, we're connected. Wherever I am, I feel you and the kids withh me. You're what makes me real. I want us to always go out for banana splits. And replant the lemon tree that keeps dying. And I never, ever want to miss a pizza night. And that's how I know I want to marry you. Because something as simple as pizza night is the highlight of my week. But not without the kids. Cody, Astor, you guys are my family. I'm gonna hang on to you for dear life. Please, say yes.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: You have made me your sworn enemy, you evil woman.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Perhaps I have misjudged you, o wise one.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: This little green algae may as well be Kryptonite. If it's ever traced back to me, I'll be helpless.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Mrs. Estrada, I'm Arthur Curry, Hector's parole officer.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: In the land of predators, the lion never fears the jackal.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: This is absolutely, with a doubt, the worst moment of my life.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: I have to go look at some blood... evidence, for a crime.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Do I see sheets of plastic in your future?

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: What is it with you and rape? No one's raping anyone!

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Now it's over.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Life doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be lived.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Sorry... hammer time.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: I have no idea what hammer time is, or how it differs from regular time.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Monsters don't get to live happily ever after.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: This is the end, Walter. You pulled your last tooth.

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: There's no light in you. There's no light in me.

Dexter Morgan & Deb Morgan

Dexter Morgan & Deb Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Want a hug?
Deb Morgan: Fuck off.

Dexter Morgan & Deborah Morgan

Dexter Morgan & Deborah Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Where can I get a good key lime pie?
Deborah Morgan: You can't, they all taste like sour dog shit.

Dexter Morgan & Hector Estrada

Dexter Morgan & Hector Estrada
Dexter Morgan: I used to think I was special. I'm a special kind of killer. But tonight, I'm not.
Hector Estrada: I hear you, bro. I hear you. So then what are you, man?
Dexter Morgan: What am I? I'm just a... creep motherfucker.

Dexter Morgan & Miguel Prado

Dexter Morgan & Miguel Prado
Dexter Morgan: How do you feel?
Miguel Prado: Fantastic.

Dexter's family's neighbors the Billups'...

Dexter's family's neighbors the Billups's dog's name that Dexter killed when he was young.

	Boxer
	Buddy
	Baxter

Dog's name from flashback that Dexter De...

Dog's name from flashback that Dexter Deb's father won't let them keep because of Dexter's tendencies.

	Fiddler
	Dulcimer
	Banjo

The Doomsday Killer

The Doomsday Killer
Deb's nickname for the new serial killer in town - Travis Marshall and Professor Gellar.

Frank Lundy

Frank Lundy
Frank Lundy: I have already received reports of ads on Craigslist and coffee shop bulletin board requesting the services of the butcher. People think they found their own personal Batman. This is not good news. If this kind of thing catches on, we're looking at an epidemic. Vigilante justice is domestic terrorism, and terrorism prevention is the FBI's top priority. I have done my best to be doiplomatic, but if we lose one life to a vigilante, I will pull this case from Miami Metro and hand it over in full to the bureau. That's a promise. So, if we want to keep the investigation here, we need to nip this in the bud, make an example of our would-be vigilante.

Hannah McKay's name alias name.

Hannah McKay's name alias name.

	Lori
	Maggie
	Andrea

Ice Truck Killer

Ice Truck Killer
Serial killer that drains his victims of blood.

James Doakes & Dexter Morgan

James Doakes & Dexter Morgan
James Doakes: Morgan get your ass over here.
Dexter Morgan: Ass en route.

The Koshka Bratva

Gangs

The Koshka Bratva
Criminal organization from Ukraine led by Isaak Sirko. Also known as the Koshka Brotherhood.

Lenny Asher

Lenny Asher
Lenny Asher: Anything winky happens outside this window, I make a note of it.

Lila Tournay

Lila Tournay
Lila Tournay: We're all good, Dexter. And we're all evil.

Maiga

Living Things

Animals

Maiga
There is an email in Anton's inbox from someone named Misty Turrell, discussing a creature called a Maiga: "The Maiga is an aswang that can fly after separating itself from the lower half of its body. It eats babies and fetuses from the mother's womb. It eats babies by means of passing their long tongue through a small hole in the roof of its prey's house. The sharp end of the tongue touches the mother's navel to suck the blood of the fetus or unborn child. This creature's name was derived from the Zahlesian name "Maiga", which means to be "Maiga like" or "baby sucking fiend".

Maria LaGuerta & Dexter Morgan

Maria LaGuerta & Dexter Morgan
Maria LaGuerta: Should we call the Super Friends for help?
Dexter Morgan: Nah, I got it covered.

Miguel Prado

Miguel Prado
Miguel Prado: We're justice.

Mike Donovan

Mike Donovan
Serial killer that kills children - until Dexter tracks him down and kills him.

Name Dexter gives at Narcotics Anonymous...

Name Dexter gives at Narcotics Anonymous.

	Dick
	Bob
	Harry

New Ending for Dexter

Polls

New Ending for Dexter
Not satisfied with the way Dexter wrapped up in the series finale?
Take a page from another show and pick a new ending.

	In the distant future, an immortal Dexter holds a snow globe containing a model of the Miami Metro Police Station. Behind him, flying cars zoom past his office window. (30 Rock)
	Dexter is captured by the Alien Task Force and prepped for dissection. (ALF)
	It is revealed that Dexter’s reality is fictitious, created by the onboard computer of a spacecraft on the first ever manned mission to the planet Mars in 2035. The policemen he worked with were just virtual reality versions of his fellow spaceship crew members. (Life on Mars)
	Still attached to his earthly concerns, Dexter makes contact with all of the criminals that he killed in some sort of purgatory world in a church. With a greater understanding of himself, he is ready to move on to the next phase of existence... or something like that. (Lost)
	Dexter wakes up to find he’s not really Dexter Morgan at all, but David Fisher from Six Feet Under; he was just dreaming of another life as a forensics expert / serial killer. (Newhart)
	Dexter goes to jail, but not for being a serial killer. While in Latham, Massachusetts, he witnesses a crime but doesn't intervene and gets arrested for violating a good samaritan law. (Seinfeld)
	Dexter goes out to lunch with his family, and then... fade to black. (The Sopranos)
	Commander William Riker, First Officer of the Enterprise-D, Uses the Holodeck to Revisit Dexter’s Final Kill. (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

Nickname Dexter tell Rita's kids to call...

Nickname Dexter tell Rita's kids to call him after they get married.

	Mr. Dexter
	Mr. Handsome
	Mr. Stepdad

Nurse Mary

Nurse Mary
Nurse that tries to kill Harry, Dexter's first victim.

Nurse's cat's name that is slowly killin...

Nurse's cat's name that is slowly killing Dexter's father by overdosing him with morphine and an unidentified substance.

	Mr. Tailor
	Mr. Soldier
	Mr. Tinker

Nurse's name that slowly kills Dexter's ...

Nurse's name that slowly kills Dexter's father by overdosing him with morphine and an unidentified substance.

	Mary
	Ashley
	Kate

Officer Gerard

Officer Gerard
Officer Gerard: Freedom's just another word for one more way to get fucked.

Oscar Prado

Oscar Prado
Oscar Prado: The two of you coming in here like some kind of Batman and Robin!

The Phantom

The Phantom
Pyromaniac serial killer Joseph Jensen.

Quinn

Quinn
Quinn: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Rita Bennett

Rita Bennett
Rita Bennett: Oh my god - they were your drugs. That's where you disappear to at all hours of the night, like Clark-fucking-Kent.

Rita Bennett & Dexter Morgan

Rita Bennett & Dexter Morgan
Rita Bennett: The poor thing must be a mess - falling for a serial killer!
Dexter Morgan: What are the odds?

Rita's maiden name.

Rita's maiden name.

	Bradley
	Breyer
	Brandon

Rita's middle name.

Rita's middle name.

	Marie
	Ann
	Rose

Rita's neighbor's beagle's name that won...

Rita's neighbor's beagle's name that won't stop barking.

	Thomas
	Walter
	Wayne

The Skinner

The Skinner
Serial killer George King.

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The name Trinity gives the dog he uses a...

The name Trinity gives the dog he uses as part of his "Allen" disguise when approaching Tarla in her neighborhood.

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	Twister
	Checkers

The Tooth Fairy Killer

The Tooth Fairy Killer

Travis Marshall

Travis Marshall
Travis Marshall: Hello, whore.

The Trinity Killer

The Trinity Killer
John Lithgow. Season 4.

Twisted Angels

Gangs

Twisted Angels
Motorcycle gang - name on the back of the jacket worn by the guy on the motorcycle that cuts off Dexter and Hannah when he's taking her home after their first date.

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The Vacation Murderers

The Vacation Murderers

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Vince Masuka
Vince Masuka: When it comes to matters of the heart, always follow your dick.

102

Vince Masuka
Vince Masuka: That's not opinion, that's science. And science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap-on.

103

Vince Masuka
Vince Masuka: The boss' watermelons look bigger on TV.

104

Vince Masuka
Vince Masuka (after Dexter sets off the fire alarm): Respect the vest. Don't make me take out my hose.

105

Vince Masuka
Vince Masuka: Hey, this is Miamo Fucking Metro. We're all fucking rock stars.

106

Vince Masuka
Vince Masuka (imitating Yoda): Finish training you must. Save you, it will, Luke.

107

Vince Masuka
Vince Masuka: All this waiting around is like dating a born again Christian.

108

Vince Masuka & Deb Morgan

Vince Masuka & Deb Morgan
Vince Masuka: Chocolate lava cakes - my specialty.
Deb Morgan: You have a specialty?
Vince Masuka: A river of chocolate love that melts in your mouth.
Deb Morgan: You can make anything sound dirty.
Vince Masuka: It's a gift.

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Wayne Randall

Wayne Randall
Wayne Randall: Hannah used to think I was something special. Now she sees me as just a killer. And you know what? She's not wrong. There's just one last person I need to kill.

110

Wayne Randall & Dexter Morgan