TED 2 Film 2015. Written by Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild. Directed by Seth MacFarlane. Starring Mark Wahlberg, Seth MacFarlane, Amanda Seyfried, Jessica Barth, Liam Neeson and Morgan Freeman. | |||
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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU | |||||||||||
1 | Bay Colony | BBB | Food Stores | Grocery Stores | |||||||
Bay Colony Where Ted and his wife work. | |||||||||||
2 | Boston Fertility Group | BBB | Healthcare | Medical Companies | |||||||
Boston Fertility Group Infertility / Gynecology / Endocrinology. Where Ted takes John to donate sperm. | |||||||||||
3 | Cool Beans | BBB | Services | Repair Services | |||||||
Cool Beans John and Ted's air conditioning repair van. | |||||||||||
4 | DJ Nightshade | BBB | Radio | Radio Programs | |||||||
DJ Nightshade DJ at Ted's wedding. | |||||||||||
5 | Foley Movers | BBB | Services | Shipping and Storage | |||||||
Foley Movers | |||||||||||
6 | Help Me Get Home | BBB | Drugs | Marijuana | |||||||
Help Me Get Home A marijuana strain. | |||||||||||
7 | Here Comes Autism | BBB | Drugs | Marijuana | |||||||
Here Comes Autism A marijuana strain. | |||||||||||
8 | Hope and Heart Adoption | BBB | Youth Services | Childcare Services | |||||||
Hope and Heart Adoption Adoption agency that turns Ted and his wife down. | |||||||||||
9 | How Long Has that Van Been There? | BBB | Drugs | Marijuana | |||||||
How Long Has that Van Been There? A marijuana strain. | |||||||||||
10 | Law Offices of Jackson, Broadhurst and K... | BBB | Legal Aid | Law Firms | |||||||
Law Offices of Jackson, Broadhurst and Klein Where Sam Jackson works. | |||||||||||
11 | Lemon Skunk | BBB | Drugs | Marijuana | |||||||
Lemon Skunk A marijuana strain. | |||||||||||
12 | Mill Pond Diner | BBB | Dining | Diners | |||||||
Mill Pond Diner Where Sam Jackson throws a Cookie Crisp into the blind guy's asscrack. | |||||||||||
13 | Papa Gino's | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors | |||||||
Papa Gino's Pizza place John mentions. | |||||||||||
14 | Patrick Meighan | BBB | Legal Aid | Lawyers | |||||||
Patrick Meighan Morgan Freeman's civit rights lawyer character. Did you mean black cocks? | |||||||||||
15 | Philene's Basement | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
Philene's Basement Clothing store where Ted's wife shops. | |||||||||||
16 | Super Lemon Haze | BBB | Drugs | Marijuana | |||||||
Super Lemon Haze The marijuana strain that Ted, John and Sam find in the field when Ted crashes the car. Apparently it's a really rare strain - a cross between Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze. "They're moving in herds. They do move in herds." | |||||||||||
17 | Super Silver Haze | BBB | Drugs | Marijuana | |||||||
Super Silver Haze A marijuana strain. | |||||||||||
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
18 | August 25, 2015 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |||||||
August 25, 2015 Court rules that Ted is not a person. | |||||||||||
3 | August 26, 2015 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Headlines | |||||||
August 26, 2015 Date of Boston Globe newspaper headline: TED DECLARED PROPERTY. | |||||||||||
OTHER | |||||||||||
3 | Guy | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Guy Guy: Rock on, Ted. | |||||||||||
3 | Guy | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Guy Guy: Thirsty, Urkel? I fucking love this place. | |||||||||||
3 | Guy | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Guy Guy: Hey, watch that floor, it comes up fast. | |||||||||||
3 | Guy & John | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Guy & John Guy: Hey, we just ran into your buddy Ted. John: You did, where is he? Guy: Well, he got a little wasted, so these two dudes took him out back to sober up. | |||||||||||
3 | Rick | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Rick Rick: Hey guys, be careful out there. Some nerd spilled his lunch. | |||||||||||
3 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Flatliners | |||||||
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