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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
1 | Batter Up ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Dining | Fast Food |
| Batter Up Fast food restaurant at the mall in San Dimas.
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2 | Beer | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
| Beer Generic beer brand served at the saloon where Bill & Ted meet Billy the Kid.
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3 | Cheese on a Bat ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
| Cheese on a Bat Menu item at Batter Up, fast food restaurant at the mall in San Dimas.
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4 | Chocolate Pudding Cup ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Food Products | Dairy Products |
| Chocolate Pudding Cup Generic snack product.
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5 | Conquering Times | BBB | Periodicals | Newspaper Times |
| Conquering Times Newspaper from fake review by Napoleon Bonapart on one of the Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure movie poster: "I am zee best part of zee entire movie! I give myself a 10+ I am DELIGHTFUL! WONDERFUL! PERFECT! C'est MAGNIFICENT!" -Napoleon Bonapart, CONQUERING TIMES.
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6 | Continuum Transit ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Travel | Travel Agencies |
| Continuum Transit Travel service in the phone booth directory. "We will take you to times of Romance, Music and Beauty"
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7 | Fair Lanes ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Amusement | Bowling Alleys |
| Fair Lanes Bowling alley where Ted's brother takes Napoleon.
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8 | Galaxie Travel ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Travel | Travel Agencies |
| Galaxie Travel Travel service in the phone booth directory. "Anywhere in Time and Space"
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9 | Hot Dog on a Bat ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
| Hot Dog on a Bat Menu item at Batter Up, fast food restaurant at the mall in San Dimas.
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10 | Mad Dog Saloon | BBB | Nightlife | Saloons |
| Mad Dog Saloon Wild west saloon where Bill & Ted meet Billy the Kid.
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11 | Mogul Travel ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Travel | Travel Agencies |
| Mogul Travel Travel service in the phone booth directory. "Visit the exotic land of Genghis Khan, See How it Really Was"
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12 | Mr. Keilson's Hardware | BBB | Retail | Hardware Stores |
| Mr. Keilson's Hardware
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13 | Newsgreek | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers |
| Newsgreek Newspaper from fake review by Socrates on one of the Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure movie poster: "TWO THUMBS UP...gladly would I give greater praise would but that I possessed more thumbs!" -Socrates, NEWSGREEK.
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14 | Oats Military Academy | BBB | Education | Academies |
| Oats Military Academy If Ted flunks out of school, his father will send him to military school in Alaska.
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15 | Pennand Inc. ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Travel | Travel Agencies |
| Pennand Inc. Travel service in the phone booth directory. "Visit the Land & Time of Chivalry, Knights in Armour, Jousts & Sieges and Beautiful Maidens in Distress"
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16 | Perpetual Motion Travel ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Travel | Travel Agencies |
| Perpetual Motion Travel Travel service in the phone booth directory. "The world is yours"
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17 | Phone Booth ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Transportation | Time Travel |
| Phone Booth
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18 | San Dimas Deferred Travel ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Travel | Travel Agencies |
| San Dimas Deferred Travel Travel service in the phone booth directory.
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19 | Teen Martyr Magazine | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers |
| Teen Martyr Magazine Newspaper from fake review by Joan of Arc on one of the Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure movie poster: "Totally HOT!!! I'd stake my life on it." -Joan of Arc, TEEN MARTYR MAGAZINE.
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20 | Thrifty Mart | BBB | Retail | Discount Stores |
| Thrifty Mart After hanging out at Circle K, asking people questions about famous historical figures, Ted suggests moving on to Thrifty Mart - that's when Rufus shows up.
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21 | Total Travel ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Travel | Travel Agencies |
| Total Travel Travel service in the phone booth directory, with packages including Western Movement and Greece.
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22 | Vienna Examiner | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers |
| Vienna Examiner Newspaper from fake review by Sigmund Freud on one of the Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure movie poster: "...AROUSING...EXCITING...EROTIC... and DEEPLY DISTURBING." -Sigmund Freud, VIENNA EXAMINER.
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23 | Waterloo ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Amusement | Amusement Parks |
| Waterloo Water theme park in San Dimas.
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24 | Wyld Stallyns | BBB | Music | Music-Rock |
| Wyld Stallyns Bill & Ted's rock band.
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25 | ZiggyPiggy | BBB | Dining | Ice Cream Parlors |
| ZiggyPiggy Ice cream parlor where Napoleon eats ice cream.
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26 | Zucchini on a Bat ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
| Zucchini on a Bat Menu item at Batter Up, fast food restaurant at the mall in San Dimas.
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FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
27 | May 21, 1988 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events |
| May 21, 1988 Bill and Ted's high school prom. Theme: Love in the Spring.
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OTHER |
28 | Bill S. Preston, Esquire | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Bill S. Preston, Esquire Bill S. Preston, Esquire: Well, then, let's reach out and touch someone.
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29 | Bill S. Preston, Esquire | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Bill S. Preston, Esquire Bill S. Preston, Esquire: I'll never rule the universe with you!
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30 | Bill S. Preston, Esquire ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Bill S. Preston, Esquire Bill S. Preston, Esquire: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
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31 | Billy the Kid & Socrates ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Billy the Kid & Socrates Billy the Kid: Hi. I'm Billy. This here is Socrates.
Socrates: Socrates.
Billy the Kid: We're from history.
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32 | Sigmund Freud ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sigmund Freud Sigmund Freud: Hello, I'm Dr. Feud, but you may call me Siggy.
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33 | Ted & Bill ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ted & Bill Ted: I'm Darth Ted.
Bill: Yeah, well I'm Luke Bill, and you're not my father, no! Come on!
Ted: Beat you, I will, yes!
Bill: I totally conquered you, dude!
Ted: No way! Come on! I'll never rule the universe with you!
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34 | Ted Theodore Logan | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ted Theodore Logan Ted Theodore Logan: Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
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35 | Untitled ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Themes | Sin City |
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36 | Untitled ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Themes | Shield, The |
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![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageBus/bus_88099.jpg) | #791519 | #9f3b38 | #000000 |
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37 | Wyld Stallyns ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Themes | Color Out of Space |
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![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageBus/bus_108374.jpg) | #464349 | #3b6883 | #7c635b |
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