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1 | AOL Time Warner Pepsico Viacom Halliburt... ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | BBB | Corporations | Companies |
| AOL Time Warner Pepsico Viacom Halliburton Skynet Toyota Trader Joe's Multinational conglomerate of corporations.
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2 | AOL Time Warner Pepsico Viacom Halliburt... ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | BBB | Music | Record Companies |
| AOL Time Warner Pepsico Viacom Halliburton Skynet Toyota Trader Joe's Records Sextina Aquafina's record company.
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3 | Blowfish & Captain Fuller ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | 21 JUMP STREET 1987 TV Series | BBB | Organizations | Prof. Orgs |
| Blowfish & Captain Fuller Blowfish: So you're striking against yourself?
Captain Fuller: Don't think about it too hard, Sal, it'll just make you crazy.
Blowfish: Sort of like how the guy can be the grown-up version of the baby of the mother in Terminator?
Captain Fuller: Exactly.
Blowfish: You know, I never got that either, Captain.
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4 | Cold Soup ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TONY HAWK'S PRO SKATER 1+2 2020 Video Games | BBB | Cinema | Movies-Action |
| Cold Soup Movie poster.
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5 | Exterminator 2 Bug-ment Day Pest Control ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | BBB | Maintenance Services | Pest Control Services |
| Exterminator 2 Bug-ment Day Pest Control Pest control van. Inspired by Terminator movie T2: Judgment Day.
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6 | Hyperdyne Systems ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ALIENS 1986 Film | BBB | Corporations | Robotics Companies |
| Hyperdyne Systems Burke: Ripley's last trip out, the syn-the artificial person malfunctioned.
Ripley: Malfunctioned? There were problems and a few deaths were involved.
Bishop: I'm shocked. Was it an older model?
Burke: The Hyperdyne Systems 120-A2.
Bishop: That explains it then. The A2s always were a bit twitchy. That could never happen now with our behavioral inhibitors. It is impossible for me to harm, or by omission of action, allow to be harmed, a human being.
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7 | Interminable 3: Rise of the Bad Scenes ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MAD MAGAZINE 1952 Magazines | BBB | Cinema | Movies-Parodies |
| Interminable 3: Rise of the Bad Scenes Parody of Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.
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8 | Interminable Too Misjudgment Day ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MAD MAGAZINE 1952 Magazines | BBB | Cinema | Movies-Parodies |
| Interminable Too Misjudgment Day Parody of Terminator 2: Judgment Day.
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9 | Macrame Kit ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | BBB | Goods | Products-misc |
| Macrame Kit Hobby kit sold at Reflections in Louise's Terminator inspired short story.
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10 | SerpaCorp ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | BBB | Corporations | Companies |
| SerpaCorp Evil space snake corporation on Snake Planet, parody of The Terminator's Cyberdine.
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11 | SnakeNet ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | BBB | Computers | A.I. |
| SnakeNet Evil snake artificial intelligence, parody of The Terminator's SkyNet.
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12 | T-1000 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | CALL OF DUTY: VANGUARD 2021 Video Games | BBB | Technology Products | Robot Models |
| T-1000 Terminator models T-800 and T-1000 are featured playable operators.
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13 | T-1000 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | DIRECTV 1994 Advertising | BBB | Technology Products | Robot Models |
| T-1000 Cyberdyne Systems Terminator Model T-1000. Robert Patrick revisited his famous Terminator character for a TV commercial.
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14 | T-1000 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WAYNE'S WORLD 1992 Film | BBB | Technology Products | Robot Models |
| T-1000 Cyberdyne Systems Terminator Model T-1000. Shapeshifting android assassin from Terminator 2, portrayed by Robert Patrick.
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15 | T-800 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | CALL OF DUTY: VANGUARD 2021 Video Games | BBB | Technology Products | Robot Models |
| T-800 Terminator models T-800 and T-1000 are featured playable operators.
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16 | Terminator ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Media | Video Games |
| Terminator Video game at Noiseland Arcade, based on the 1984 film.
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17 | Terminator 2: Judgement Day ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | LAST ACTION HERO 1993 Film | BBB | Cinema | Movies-Sequels |
| Terminator 2: Judgement Day Jack Slater's world's version of the actual movie - but this one stars Sylvester Stallone as the Terminator.
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18 | The Termizor: An Erotic Thriller ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Cinema | Movies |
| The Termizor: An Erotic Thriller Homer's screenplay, about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. Ron Howard's attached to direct. Well, he expressed an interest.
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19 | Ty Phoo ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MAD MAGAZINE 1952 Magazines | BBB | Drugs | Medicine |
| Ty Phoo Medicine product from Mad Men Max comic strip parody of Mad Men and Mad Max.
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20 | Why I Love Wagstaff ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | BBB | Literature | Short Stories |
| Why I Love Wagstaff Louise's short story, inspired by the Terminator, with a few Jurassic Park references.
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FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
21 | June 21, 2026 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events |
| June 21, 2026 "17 billion snake lives ended on June 21, 2026. The survivors lived only to face a new nightmare - the war between snake and machine. In the end, snake overcame machine because of what we couldn't predict that an alien, a child from a distant star, would save us." Parody of The Terminator.
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MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
22 | AOL-Time-Warner-Pepsico-Viacom-Haliburto... ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | Map | Structures | Event Venues |
| AOL-Time-Warner-Pepsico-Viacom-Haliburton-Skynet-Toyota-Trader Joe's Auditorium Location of awards show.
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23 | Aaron Shaw ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | LIMITLESS 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Aaron Shaw Aaron Shaw: Look, I know you pulled strings to get me into the beta test. Thank you. Well, I was talking to Kristen last night and I think I might go back to school, get a degree in teaching. Imagine what those kids will think, new teacher walks in the room with a Terminator arm.
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24 | Abed ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Abed Abed: Come with me if you don't want paint on your clothes.
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25 | Adam Gibson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE 6TH DAY 2000 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Adam Gibson Adam Gibson: Look, I might be back.
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26 | Albuquerque & Flagstaff ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP 2019 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Albuquerque & Flagstaff Albuquerque: Come on Flag, let's show these fuckers how it's done. Flagstaff: Sure. You got it, boss. Hasta la vista, baby. Terminator 2... Remember?
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27 | ALF ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | PROJECT: ALF 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| ALF ALF: Guess who flew the coop last night? I'll give you a hint - Rick... Bailed, took a powder, vamoosed, splitsville, hasta la vista, baby.
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28 | Amy Santiago & Jake Peralta ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Amy Santiago & Jake Peralta Amy Santiago: Ooh, look. It's a robot that can patrol an empty building all by itself. Jake Peralta: Oh, no, this is how it starts. It's Skynet all over again. Here, let's wait here a second and see if our future selves show up and tell us to destroy it. Nope. Looks like we're in the clear. It's kind of cute.
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29 | Ani ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | KATE 2021 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ani Ani: You're so cool. But, you're also a Terminator, bitch!
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30 | Antwan ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FREE GUY 2020 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Antwan Antwan: He's losing me money, so I don't care if he's Arnold-frickin-Schwarzen-Vader. Terminate him.
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31 | Ben Dover ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FLETCH LIVES 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ben Dover Ben Dover: Put him on the gurney. Take him in the back with the rest of 'em. Don't bother me, I'm watching the Terminator.
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32 | Bennett ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE MARINE 2006 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Bennett Bennett: This guy is like the Terminator.
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33 | Bob Belcher ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Bob Belcher Bob Belcher: Well, once I get the food going, all anyone will smell is delicious turkey. Time to take back Thanksgiving! Get ready for Turkey 2: Judgment Day!
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34 | Bob Belcher & Gene Belcher ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Bob Belcher & Gene Belcher Bob Belcher: Geez. I thought Tina took this Thundergirl stuff seriously. You guys are intense.
Gene Belcher: Yeah. You're like Linda Hamilton when she does all those angry pull-ups.
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35 | Burke, Ripley & Bishop ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ALIENS 1986 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Burke, Ripley & Bishop Burke: Ripley's last trip out, the syn-the artificial person malfunctioned.
Ripley: Malfunctioned? There were problems and a few deaths were involved.
Bishop: I'm shocked. Was it an older model?
Burke: The Hyperdyne Systems 120-A2.
Bishop: That explains it then. The A2s always were a bit twitchy. That could never happen now with our behavioral inhibitors. It is impossible for me to harm, or by omission of action, allow to be harmed, a human being.
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36 | Captain Marvel ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Captain Marvel Captain Marvel: Listen, Skynet, I've seen the killer robot movie, and I gotta say, I really don't think it needs a sequel.
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37 | Clark Kent & Chloe Sullivan ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SMALLVILLE 2001 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Clark Kent & Chloe Sullivan Clark Kent: So Lana's mystery hero isn't out to save anyone. He's hunting them. Chloe Sullivan: Smallville's own version of a hate crime. But Why? Clark Kent: Revenge. Van McNulty's father was a Marine recruiter that was killed by Tina Greer. Chloe Sullivan: Tina's dead, so he decides to go Terminator on the rest. Van's fighting his own personal war.
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38 | Columbus ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP 2019 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Columbus Columbus: So till next time, this is Columbus, Ohio, on behalf of Wichita, Little Rock, Reno and Tallahassee, saying hasta la vista, baby. That one's for you, Flagstaff.
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39 | Columbus & Flagstaff ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP 2019 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Columbus & Flagstaff Columbus: Are you okay? Flagstaff: I'm fine. I'm totally fine. Columbus: You are? Flagstaff: I'm fine. Columbus: Okay, he's fine. He's fine. No, he's not fine. No. No. Flagstaff, you're starting to look like a T-800. Terminator 2.
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40 | Dan ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE NEW BLOOD 1988 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dan Dan (imitating the Terminator): I'll be back.
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41 | Darryl ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Darryl Darryl: Come with me if you want to continue to be alive.
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42 | Darryl ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Darryl Darryl: Louise, listen, the Frond that's chasing us is a robot from the future built by the real Frond and sent back to destroy you.
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43 | Deb Morgan ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | DEXTER 2006 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Deb Morgan Deb Morgan: So we're lookin for the fucking terminator.
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44 | Duncan Amory ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOOKER 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Duncan Amory Duncan Amory: Terminator, it's me - Slam Dunk. I need your help, big guy.
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45 | Flagstaff, Albuquerque & Columbus ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP 2019 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Flagstaff, Albuquerque & Columbus Flagstaff: The zombies out on the plains. They're a lot tougher than what we're used to. I guess because of all the running and hunting. So we call them Bolts, as in Usain. Albuquerque: As in pretty fucking athletic. Columbus: No, that makes total sense. We call them T-800s. Flagstaff: Terminator. Yes! I love it. Columbus: Really? Yes. My favorite movie. Flagstaff: Well, T2. Columbus: Yeah, T2 is my second favorite movie. Flagstaff: What's number one? Columbus: Uh, it's Fantasia.
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46 | Gary ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MEET CUTE 2022 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Gary Gary: Oh, um, do you know John Connor? 'Cause he's from the future. (imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger) Give me your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle. I'm the governor. (regular voice) Well, that's actually not from the movie. He just later became the governor, which was crazy. Did you know that Predator has two governors in it? Jesse Ventura and Arnold Schwarzenegger. I mean, that has to be like a Snapple Fact or something at least.
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47 | Gary ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MEET CUTE 2022 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Gary Gary: Do you know John Connor? The Terminator - he's from the future.
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48 | Hale Caesar ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE EXPENDABLES 2 2012 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Hale Caesar Hale Caesar: If I don't get this back, your ass is terminated.
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49 | Harold Lauder ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE STAND 2020 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harold Lauder Harold Lauder (racing away from local bully): Fucking T-1000!
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50 | Hazel ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Hazel Hazel: If you wanna live, come with me.
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51 | Homer Simpson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Homer Simpson Homer Simpson: Mmmm... crumbled-up cookie things.
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52 | Homer Simpson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Homer Simpson Homer Simpson: Like we say in my country, hasta la vista, baby!
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53 | Hot Tub Repairman, Nick Webber, Jacob Do... ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2 2015 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Hot Tub Repairman, Nick Webber, Jacob Dorchen & Lou Dorchen Hot Tub Repairman: The past, the future. All very cute. But who's to say the past isn't anything more than the future of this present? Nick Webber: So, nitro is from the future? ...Like Terminator. Jacob Dorchen: Yeah. Lou Dorchen: Oh my God. You think everything is like Terminator. Nick Webber: 'Cause everything is like Terminator! Arnold's hand gets chopped off in the past, somebody finds it, reverse engineers that shit. Boom! Terminators running all around this motherfucker. That's how we got nitro? Hot Tub Repairman: I don't know. I never saw Terminator. Lou Dorchen: Oh, fuck this guy and his riddles.
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54 | Hulk & Rhodey ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | AVENGERS: ENDGAME 2019 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Hulk & Rhodey Hulk: That's not how it works. Rhodey: Well, that's what I heard. Hulk: What? By who? Who told you that? Rhodey: Star Trek, Terminator, TimeCop, Time After Time, Quantum Leap, A Wrinkle in Time, Somewhere in Time, Hot Tub Time Machine, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Basically, any movie that deals with time travel.
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55 | Hurley & Richard Alpert ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | LOST 2004 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Hurley & Richard Alpert Hurley: So, you're not time traveling? Richard Alpert: No. Hurley: But you look the same as you did 30 years ago. How is that possible? Richard Alpert: It's not easy to explain. Hurley: Is this like a Terminator thing? You a cyborg? Richard Alpert: No, I'm not a cyborg. Hurley: Vampire? Richard Alpert: Jacob gave me a gift.
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56 | Jack ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE LAST KIDS ON EARTH 2019 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jack Jack: Come with me if you want to live... in a treehouse.
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57 | Jack Torrance ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | STEPHEN KING'S THE SHINING 1997 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jack Torrance Jack Torrance: Hey, sport - I'll be back.
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58 | Jacob, Nick & Adam ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2010 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jacob, Nick & Adam Jacob: Time is not linear, we just perceive it that way! Nick: Like The Terminator! It's cyclical, right? The machines send Schwarzenegger back to kill Sarah Connor so that John Connor could never be born. But if John Connor don't send Michael Biehn back to protect her, then they never fuck, and John Connor ain't born in the first place! Jacob: It checks out. Adam: Yeah, that's pretty good.
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59 | JB ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | PROJECT X 2012 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| JB JB: Guy's like the fucking terminator, Jesus!
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60 | Jeff ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jeff Jeff: I'll be back, but with booty.
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61 | Jesse Pinkman ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jesse Pinkman Jesse Pinkman: But seriously, what was the deal with Gus? That Terminator shit. Walking right into the bullets. What the hell was he doing?
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62 | Jimmy Pesto ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jimmy Pesto Jimmy Pesto (restaurant flier): Pasta La Vista Baby!
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63 | Josh ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Josh Josh: Come with me if you want to live. And I mean, truly live.
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64 | Julius Benedict ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TWINS 1988 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Julius Benedict Julius Benedict: If you are lying to me, I'll be back.
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65 | Kit Ramsey ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOWFINGER 1999 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Kit Ramsey Kit Ramsey: Where's my Hasta la vista baby? My Hasta la vista. If Arnold Schwarzencracker is gettin' to say lines like that, you better make sure that Kit Ramsey has shit that's equally well-written.
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66 | Lieutenant Wagner & Walden Schmidt ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lieutenant Wagner & Walden Schmidt Lieutenant Wagner: See you at the gym. Walden Schmidt: Okay, hasta la vista.
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67 | Linda Belcher & Bob Belcher ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Linda Belcher & Bob Belcher Linda Belcher: You talking to your muscles, Bob?
Bob Belcher: Uh, yeah, I was. I - I kind of want tricep muscles.
Linda Belcher: Ooh, I want tricep muscles. I want to look like Linda Hamilton in Terminator.
Bob Belcher: Me, too.
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68 | Link ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ENCINO MAN 1992 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Link Link: I'll be back.
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69 | Lois Lane & Chloe Sullivan ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SMALLVILLE 2001 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lois Lane & Chloe Sullivan Lois Lane: I would love to but I'm kind of already on a job. I'm working for you-know-who. Chloe Sullivan: The Blur? Doing what exactly? Lois Lane: Hunting down a real-life terminator.
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70 | Louise Belcher ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Louise Belcher Louise Belcher: It all started last week while I was sitting in class. Not two miles away, the worst evil this world has ever seen had just traveled here.
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71 | Louise Belcher ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Louise Belcher Louise Belcher: Hey, Frond! Let's do lunch.
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72 | Louise Belcher ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Louise Belcher Louise Belcher: So, now we're here, living off the grid in Mexico, or someplace, planning, waiting for when they find us.
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73 | Louise Belcher ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Louise Belcher Louise Belcher: Whoa. Are you are super strong robot from the future? Wait, don't answer that, that's rhetorical. I gotta split.
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74 | Marty McFly ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BACK TO THE FUTURE: THE ANIMATED SERIES 1991 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Marty McFly Marty McFly: Aw, I give up, Tannen. I've showed you stuff that would make the Terminator cry. You're just not normal.
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75 | Mickey ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SCREAM 2 1997 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mickey Mickey: Sid. You got a Linda Hamilton thing going. No, no. It's nice. I like it.
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76 | Mindy ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SCREAM 5 2022 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mindy Mindy: See, you can't just reboot a franchise from scratch anymore. The fans won't stand for it. Black Christmas, Child's Play, Flatliners... that shit doesn't work. But you can't just do a straight sequel, either. You've got to build something new. But not too new, or the Internet goes bug-fucking nuts. It has to be part of an ongoing story line, even if the story shouldn't have been ongoing in the first place. New main characters, yes, but supported by and related to legacy characters. Not quite a reboot, not quite a sequel. Like the new Halloween, Saw, Terminator, Jurassic Park, Ghostbusters... fuck, even Star Wars! It always, always goes back to the original!
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77 | Mr. Feldman ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FUNNY MONEY 2006 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Feldman Mr. Feldman: Change. That's what keeps the spirit going, that's what keeps your schvantz growing. Not to mention a IittIe heIp from the bIue boys. You gotta try some, Henry. They'II turn your dick into the Terminator.
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78 | Mr. Frond's Future Robot ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Frond's Future Robot Mr. Frond's Future Robot: I' ll deactivate all of you.
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79 | Mr. Frond's Future Robot ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Frond's Future Robot Mr. Frond's Future Robot: Clothing match... negative.
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80 | Mr. Frond's Future Robot ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Frond's Future Robot Mr. Frond's Future Robot: Clothing match... good enough.
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81 | Mrs. Terminator ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | EERIE, INDIANA 1991 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mrs. Terminator Mrs. Terminator: I'll be back.
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82 | Nick Webber & Lou Dorchen ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2 2015 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Nick Webber & Lou Dorchen Nick Webber: We gotta go back to the past to save the future. What does this remind you of? Lou Dorchen: Terminator. Nick: Always Terminator. Lou: Always Terminator. I know.
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83 | Rainier Wolfcastle ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Rainier Wolfcastle Rainier Wolfcastle: My libido has been terminated.
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84 | Ramona Kurtz ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ESCAPE FROM VIRTUAL ISLAND 2020 Literature | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ramona Kurtz Ramona Kurtz: You created him? Hold the phone and call me Mary. You created a program in the computer to see if it would start thinking for itself? Hey, why would you do that? Haven't you seen Terminator, or I, Robot, or literally any movie?
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85 | Randy, Mickey, Cici & Film Class Guys ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SCREAM 2 1997 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Randy, Mickey, Cici & Film Class Guys Randy: Sequels suck. By definition alone, they're inferior films.
Mickey: Bullshit generalization. Many sequels have surpassed their original.
Randy: Oh, yeah?
Cici: Name one.
Film Class Guy #2: Aliens. Far better than the first.
Cici: Yeah, well, there's no accounting for taste.
Randy: Thank you. Ridley Scott rules. Name another.
Film Class Guy #1: No. Aliens is a classic, okay? "Get away from her, you bitch!"
Randy: Believe the line is "Stay away from her, you bitch." It's film class, right?
Film Class Guy #1: Whatever. You know what I mean.
Randy: Another.
Micky: T2.
Cici: You've got a hard-on for Cameron.
Randy: Big one.
Film Class Guy #2: Wait a second. The first Terminator is historical.
Randy: Yeah. "Sarah Connor?" "Yes." (makes gun blast noise).
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86 | Red Dagger ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MS. MARVEL 2022 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Red Dagger Red Dagger: Come with me if you want to live. Just kidding, I've always wanted to say that.
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87 | Romeo ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BOONDOCK SAINTS II: ALL SAINTS DAY 2009 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Romeo Romeo: Okay, here's the situation, Lloyd. Me and a couple of friends of mine are fitting to do some killing here tonight. I'm talking bullets, blood, custom wholesale slaughter. You follow me, lloyd-O? ...Good, now, uh, I've run into a little snag. You see, I'm trying to figure out a tagline. You know, something cool to say when it's all over, like, uh, "We're gonna need a bigger boat." Or, uh, "I'll be back". But Mine, you know? I've gotta own this thing.
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88 | Romeo ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BOONDOCK SAINTS II: ALL SAINTS DAY 2009 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Romeo Romeo: I'm not riffing, Lloyd! Now, I need an "Hasta la vista" line toute fucking suite, and you're gonna help me think of one.
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89 | Shane Langston & Trevor Saropian ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | REACHER 2022 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Shane Langston & Trevor Saropian Shane Langston: Did the manager talk? Trevor Saropian: Nah, I paid off the concierge. He ID'd Neagley as checking in under the name Sarah Connor and paid for an adjoining room using the name Starlin Castro. Must be for the Hulk. Shane Langston: Starlin Castro played for the Yankees six or seven years ago. Trevor Saropian: Then who's Sarah Connor? Shane Langston: I don't give a shit. Just keep an eye on that hotel. And them. Trevor Saropian: Copy that.
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90 | Shermanator ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | AMERICAN PIE PRESENTS: BAND CAMP 2005 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Shermanator Shermanator: I am a sophisticated counseling machine sent back in time to guide young and innocent minds. My primary directive is to protect the students of this institution and all, indeed, all mankind from the menace that is another Stifler. Behavior modification is required. It's not too late to change your future.
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91 | Sherminator & Jessica ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | AMERICAN PIE 2 2001 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sherminator & Jessica Sherminator: Whoa, the Sherminator detects serious heart at a distance of two meters. Prepare to reply beer. Jessica: Sherman, dude. Let me give you a valuable piece of advice, okay? Drop the whole "Sherminator" thing. Sherminator: Please repeat your previous statement. Jessica: Look, I know your last name is Sherman, right? And that rhymes with The Terminator which was a big hot movie, what, like ten years ago. But you can't tell me a girl's ever really gone for it. Sherminator: System overload. Hasta la vista, Jessica.
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92 | Sherminator & Nadia ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | AMERICAN PIE 2 2001 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sherminator & Nadia Sherminator: I am the Sherminator - a sophisticated sex robot sent back thorugh time to change the future for one lucky lady. Nadia: I am lucky lady? Sherminator: That's right, Nadia. You've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.
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93 | The Sherminator ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | AMERICAN PIE 4: AMERICAN REUNION 2012 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| The Sherminator The Sherminator: Hasta la vista, Stifler.
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94 | Stoney ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ENCINO MAN 1992 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stoney Stoney: I'll be ba-aaack.
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95 | T-1000 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WAYNE'S WORLD 1992 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| T-1000 T-1000: Have you seen this boy?
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96 | T-800 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP 2019 Film | Other | Living Things | Animals |
| T-800 Type of zombie. "Named for the Terminator it-fucking-self. T-800s were a mutated strain of zombie, stronger, deadlier and harder to kill. They were the apex predator, top of the food chain. Single-minded and relentless like their namesake, once they locked on to a target, T-800s stopped at nothing to devour their prey."
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97 | Tallahassee ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP 2019 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Tallahassee Tallahassee: Hey, T-800s, a whole swarm of them, heading right this way. Those goddamn fireworks might as well be a dinner bell! Stop the fireworks! Stop the music! Everybody shut the fuck up!
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98 | Thea Tomkins ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE PRETENDER 1996 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Thea Tomkins Thea Tomkins: Easy there, Mr. Maintenance Man. I was just recharging my core. It's like time travel in the Terminator. You gotta be in the skin. It's great for your karma.
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99 | Tiger ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Tiger Tiger: You - give me your clothes.
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100 | Tiger, Josh Futturman & Wolf ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Tiger, Josh Futturman & Wolf Tiger: Kronish is two days away from releasing the cure. We need to kill Kronish, destroy his research, and blow up the Kronitroium. This is our only chance. Josh Futturman: Wow, so we're going, like, full-on T2. Wolf: Judgment Day. Arnold was a frequent customer at Wolf-Hart's, and a good friend... Oh, man, we had some sexcapades.
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101 | Tina's Leg Hairs & Tina ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Tina's Leg Hairs & Tina Tina's Leg Hairs (as she swings): This is fun! Higher, Tina, higher!
Tina (watching herself swing): No!
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102 | Trench ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE EXPENDABLES 2 2012 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Trench Trench: I'm back!
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103 | Trench & Mr. Church ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE EXPENDABLES 2 2012 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Trench & Mr. Church Trench: I'm almost out. I'll be back.
Mr. Church: You've been back enough. I'll be back.
Trench: Yippie-ki-yay.
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104 | Ty-Anne & Josh Futturman ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ty-Anne & Josh Futturman Ty-Anne: You want to live or die? Josh: Oh, live. Ty-Anne: Then you better come with me.
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105 | Wichita, Flagstaff & Columbus ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP 2019 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Wichita, Flagstaff & Columbus Wichita: Oh, God, those are T-800s, or at the very least T-700s. Flagstaff: There actually was no T-700. Columbus: Yeah, T-800's the first model. Wichita: This is great, having the two of you.
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106 | Wolf ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Wolf Wolf: Back in the 80s, me and Arnold used to work out together. Schwarzenegger. He set me up with a little office on the Paramount lot. Said I was the only one he could trust to read his scripts, which is how I got my hands on a little jewel called T2: Judgment Day. And judge I did. It was a firecracker, blowing up the way we think about sci-fi. It was also frighteningly prescient about the realities and dangers of time travel. And I buried it. I convinced Arnold that he shouldn't do a sequel. True artists never repeat themselves.
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