ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP Film 2019. Written by Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick and David Callaham. Directed by Ruben Fleischer. Starring Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Abigail Breslin, Emma Stone, Rosario Dawson, Zoey Deutch and Luke Wilson. | |||
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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU | |||||||||||
1 | The Beast | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles | |||||||
The Beast Post-apocalyptic car that Tallahassee works on at the White House, and Little Rock steals. | |||||||||||
2 | Big Fat Death | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles | |||||||
Big Fat Death Albuquerque's monster truck. | |||||||||||
3 | City Pharmacy | BBB | Retail | Drugstores | |||||||
City Pharmacy Drugstore. | |||||||||||
3 | Garfield 3: Flabby Tabby | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Garfield 3: Flabby Tabby Bill Murray returns for a third chapter of the animated film series. | |||||||||||
3 | The Hound Dog Hotel | BBB | Travel | Hotels | |||||||
The Hound Dog Hotel Elvis themed hotel where Nevada lives, located near Graceland. | |||||||||||
4 | Sunny's Circus Scoops | BBB | Dining | Ice Cream Parlors | |||||||
Sunny's Circus Scoops Ice cream truck in the parking lot where the gang encounters their first T-800, later driven by Madison when the gang is reunited. | |||||||||||
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
3 | November 17 | Dates | No Year | Events | |||||||
November 17 Tallahassee dresses up as Santa Clause to celebrate Christmas. | |||||||||||
MAKE BELIEVE MAP | |||||||||||
3 | Babylon | Map | Urban Areas | Communities | |||||||
Babylon Commune of Zombieland survivors - no guns allowed. | |||||||||||
3 | Zombieland | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories | |||||||
Zombieland Columbus' name for the world post-zombie apocalypse. | |||||||||||
OTHER | |||||||||||
4 | Albuquerque & Flagstaff | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Albuquerque & Flagstaff Albuquerque: Come on Flag, let's show these fuckers how it's done. Flagstaff: Sure. You got it, boss. Hasta la vista, baby. Terminator 2... Remember? | |||||||||||
5 | Bolt | Other | Living Things | Animals | |||||||
Bolt Type of zombie, as in Usain. Pretty fucking athletic. | |||||||||||
6 | Columbus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Columbus Columbus: They say when something bad happens, you have three choices: Let it define you, destroy you, or strengthen you. Time to teach Lennie about the rabbits. | |||||||||||
7 | Columbus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Columbus Columbus: Because if our adventures had taught us about anything, it was home. Wichita didn't need to be afraid of it. I didn't need to keep looking for it. Because home isn't a place, it's the people you're with. I guess that's why they're called your homies. And my homies are pretty fucking awesome. | |||||||||||
8 | Columbus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Columbus Columbus: So till next time, this is Columbus, Ohio, on behalf of Wichita, Little Rock, Reno and Tallahassee, saying hasta la vista, baby. That one's for you, Flagstaff. | |||||||||||
9 | Columbus & Flagstaff | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Columbus & Flagstaff Columbus: Are you okay? Flagstaff: I'm fine. I'm totally fine. Columbus: You are? Flagstaff: I'm fine. Columbus: Okay, he's fine. He's fine. No, he's not fine. No. No. Flagstaff, you're starting to look like a T-800. Terminator 2. | |||||||||||
10 | Flagstaff, Albuquerque & Columbus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Flagstaff, Albuquerque & Columbus Flagstaff: The zombies out on the plains. They're a lot tougher than what we're used to. I guess because of all the running and hunting. So we call them Bolts, as in Usain. Albuquerque: As in pretty fucking athletic. Columbus: No, that makes total sense. We call them T-800s. Flagstaff: Terminator. Yes! I love it. Columbus: Really? Yes. My favorite movie. Flagstaff: Well, T2. Columbus: Yeah, T2 is my second favorite movie. Flagstaff: What's number one? Columbus: Uh, it's Fantasia. | |||||||||||
11 | Hawking | Other | Living Things | Birds | |||||||
Hawking Type of zombie. "Unfortunately, for every Homer, there's a Hawking, as in Stephen. Or maybe his slightly less accomplished sister, Beatrix, who's still got some brains left to figure shit out." | |||||||||||
3 | Homer | Other | Living Things | Animals | |||||||
Homer Type of zombie. "In the time since we last saw you, zombies have evolved, so we've given them different names. This lady here is getting chased by the dumbest Z there is, what we call a Homer. In a world without YouTube, who isn't entertained by a Homer? D'oh!" | |||||||||||
3 | The Ninja | Other | Living Things | Animals | |||||||
The Ninja Type of zombie. "Silent, deadly. The first thing you hear is your own scream." | |||||||||||
3 | T-800 | Other | Living Things | Animals | |||||||
T-800 Type of zombie. "Named for the Terminator it-fucking-self. T-800s were a mutated strain of zombie, stronger, deadlier and harder to kill. They were the apex predator, top of the food chain. Single-minded and relentless like their namesake, once they locked on to a target, T-800s stopped at nothing to devour their prey." | |||||||||||
3 | Tallahassee | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Tallahassee Tallahassee: What the ever-loving fuck? | |||||||||||
4 | Tallahassee | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Tallahassee Tallahassee: Time to nut up or shut up. | |||||||||||
5 | Tallahassee | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Tallahassee Tallahassee: Keep your tits dry. | |||||||||||
6 | Tallahassee | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Tallahassee Tallahassee: Don't do anything I wouldn't not do. | |||||||||||
7 | Tallahassee | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Tallahassee Tallahassee: Hey, T-800s, a whole swarm of them, heading right this way. Those goddamn fireworks might as well be a dinner bell! Stop the fireworks! Stop the music! Everybody shut the fuck up! | |||||||||||
8 | Tallahassee | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Tallahassee Tallahassee: Let's kick some dicks. | |||||||||||
9 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Wall v2, The | |||||||
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10 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Wall v1, The | |||||||
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11 | Wichita | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Wichita Wichita: Look, I know you guys are in love or whatever, but in two minutes, she's gonna become a zombie, not a velociraptor. And it's the right thing to do. If you love something, you shoot it in the face so it doesn't become a flesh-eating monster. | |||||||||||
12 | Wichita, Flagstaff & Columbus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Wichita, Flagstaff & Columbus Wichita: Oh, God, those are T-800s, or at the very least T-700s. Flagstaff: There actually was no T-700. Columbus: Yeah, T-800's the first model. Wichita: This is great, having the two of you. | |||||||||||
13 | Zombie Kill of the Week | Other | Recognition | Awards | |||||||
Zombie Kill of the Week "Tallahassee is no longer happy with Zombie Kill of the Week. Which, if you're keeping score, just went to Dave Sanderman of Riverside, Iowa. You may wanna set down the Milk Duds for this one. Congratulations, Dave." | |||||||||||
3 | Zombie Kill of the Year | Other | Recognition | Awards | |||||||
Zombie Kill of the Year Also known as ZKOTY. "Like a junkie in search of a higher high, Tallahassee is no longer happy with Zombie Kill of the Week." |