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  • Amusement Parks
    • L.A.I.R.E.
      • Live Action Interactive Role-Playing Explorers. Divided into countries fighting a never ending war to control the realm. A fantasy world where anything is possible.
  • Armed Forces
    • Xanthian Army
      • Augie invites Danny to be in the Xanthian Army in his role-playing L.A.I.R.E. game.
  • Audio Recordings-Music
    • Piss
      • Piss version of R.E.M. album Green from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.
  • Automotive Services
    • Jack & Sons
      • Towing service that tries to tow away the Minotaur truck at the middle school.
  • Beverages
    • Minotaur Extreme Green Energy Drink
      • The energy drink company where Danny and Wheeler work.

      • Stay off drugs! Minotaur!
      • Drugs bad. Energy drinks good.
      • Taste the beast!
      • Nuclear horse piss for six bucks a can
      • "By the way, this stuff's poison."
  • Books-Children
    • Piss Eggs And Ham
      • Piss version of Green Eggs and Ham from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.
  • Books-Fiction
    • Anne Of Piss Gables
      • Piss version of Anne of Green Gables from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.
  • Charities
    • Keep Kids Off Drugs Foundation
      • Charity Minotaur donates money to keep kids off drugs.
  • Clothing Stores
    • Renaissance Plus
      • Joke Davith makes at Burger Hole in a deleted scene. "Nice doublet. Where'd you get it - Renaissance Plus?"
  • Coffee Shops
    • Coffee Xpress
      • Role Models version of Starbucks coffee shop, where Danny congratulates the barista for being stupid in three languages.
  • Comic Books
    • Adventures Of The Booby Watcher
      • Ronnie's comic book about himself.
    • The Piss Lantern
      • Piss version of Green Lantern from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.
  • Countries
    • Cacedonia
      • Imaginary kingdom in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game.
    • Davithonia
      • Davith mentions he's been considering starting his own L.A.I.R.E. country in one of the DVD bonus features.
    • Glencracken
      • Imaginary kingdom in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game. Where Davith is from.
    • Kiss-My-Anthia
      • The Kiss-themed imaginary kingdom the guys create after Augie gets kicked out of Xanthia.
    • Navalore
      • Imaginary kingdom in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game.
    • Ringor
      • Imaginary kingdom in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game.
    • Xanthia
      • Imaginary kingdom in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game.
  • Doctors
    • Dr. I'm-full-of-shit
      • Joke Sweeny makes when Danny and Wheeler arrive at her office - Well if it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit. "Which one of us has the PHD?"
  • Elementary Schools
    • Morgan Elementary
      • The woman Wheeler meets at the party is a teacher from Morgan Elementary.
  • Fairs, Festivals and Parades
    • Burning City Festival
      • Wheeler's T-shirt.
  • Fast Food-Burgers
    • The Burger Hole
      • Burger joint across from the L.A.I.R.E. fields where the King eats before every battle. Nothing says royalty like The Burger Hole.
  • Fast Food-Other
    • Grog & Ale Shoppe
      • Medieval shop seen at L.A.I.R.E.
  • Insurance Services
    • Davith Of Glencracken
      • Davith sells insurance - gives Beth his card and tells her all about it in a deleted scene.
  • Legal Services
    • Beth
      • Danny's girlfriend Beth is a lawyer.
  • Menu Items
    • Vow Of Silence Jalapeņo Poppers
      • Menu item at Chipmonk Charlie's restaurant.
  • Middle Schools
    • Blue Valley Middle School
      • School where Danny has his breakdown and drives the Minotaur truck onto the school horse statue.
    • Westside Academy
      • One of the schools that Danny and Wheeler visit to promote the Minotaur energy drink.
  • Movies-Parody
    • The Piss Mile
      • Piss version of Tom Hanks film The Green Mile from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.
  • Musicians
    • Piss Day
      • Piss version of Green Day from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.
  • Nonprofit Organizations
    • Pisspeace
      • Piss version of Greenpeace from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.
  • Pizza Parlors
    • Chip Monk Charlie's
      • Role Models version of Chuck E. Cheese - where Danny and Wheeler take their littles. Home of Charlie, the chipmunk monk!
  • Political Parties
    • Piss Party
      • Piss version of Green Party from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.
  • Sporting Events
    • The Battle Royale
      • The big war between all countries in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game.
  • Sports Teams-Other
    • Piss Bay Packers
      • Piss version of Green Bay Packers from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.
    • Pissburgh Steelers
      • Piss version of Pittsburgh Steelers from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.
  • Taxi Service
    • West LA Taxi Co.
      • No description available
  • Toy Products
    • Whac-A-Monk
      • Game at Chipmonk Charlie's restaurant.
  • TV Shows
    • The Tom Piss Show
      • Piss version of The Tom Green Show from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.
  • Vehicles-Cars and Trucks
    • The Minotaur Mobile
      • No description available
  • Words, Phrases, Slang
    • Whispering Eye
      • Augie's nickname for the vagina.
  • Youth Programs
    • Sturdy Wings
      • Community program like Big Brothers/Big Sisters.

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