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ANDY BARKER, P.I. 2007 TV Series
  • Lew: No disrespect to your wife, but it's amazing you ever got that oven jockey to uncross her honey sticks for you. (Episode The Big No Sleep)

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  • Quotes
    • Guy Helverson
      • Guy Helverson: I like to think that I'm 66% not bodyfat.
    • Lew
      • Lew: Everybody eats chicken. Some, like me, for revenge. (Episode Three Days of the Chicken)
      • Lew : It's symbolic, like when a Cuban sleeps with your wife and leaves his pants on the mailbox. (Episode Three Days of the Chicken)
      • Lew: Hey, what's the matter kid? You look lower than the nipples on a wet nurse at the orphanage. (Episode Fairway, My Lovely)
      • Lew: I didn't sleep for a whole month once. Got slipped some bad mescaline, drove around Cerritos talking to a cat named Vida Blue. (Episode The Big No Sleep)
      • Lew: No disrespect to your wife, but it's amazing you ever got that oven jockey to uncross her honey sticks for you. (Episode The Big No Sleep)
      • Lew: Somewhere in hell somebody's putting the wood to a quality broad. (Episode Three Days of the Chicken)
    • Lew Staziak
      • Lew Staziak: Hey, what's the matter kid? You look lower than the nipples on a wet nurse at the orphanage.
    • Rita, Andy & Lew
      • Rita: I was at the Brown Derby at the time.
        Andy: So no one saw you going in?
        Rita: No, I was with a married guy. We went in the back door.
        (Enter Lew) Lew: We did that a few times, didn't we, doll?
        Rita: Actually, I was talking about going in the back door of the Brown Derby.
        Lew: So was I.
        Rita: No, I mean the back door of the restaurant.
        Lew: Oh, we didn't go there.
        (Episode The Lady Varnishes)
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