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Category Filter: WINE (89)

  • Wine
    • Aldebaran Wine
        • Narrator: "Trillian nodded patiently again, counted to a sufficiently high number, and told herself that the important thing now was just to get Zaphod talking. She prepared, by dint of deactivating all the robot kitchen synthomatics, the most fabulously delicious meal she could contrive - delicately oiled meals, scented fruits, fragrant cheeses, fine Aldebaran wines."
    • Apple Zapple Wine
        • Wine that Stewie McClelland and Russell Bowie were drinking when they took Stewie's Bombardier Skiddoo out on the Reach when it froze for the first time since 1938. The skidoo went into the Reach. Stewie managed to crawl out, losing one foot to frostbite. The Reach took Russell away. (story The Reach)
                              • Champagne-iola
                                  • Mr. Burns proposes to his new girlfriend Gloria at Barney's New Bowlarama, he heads off to find some Champagne-iola. (Season 13 A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love)
                              • Charbonnay
                                  • Captain Holt comments that the only wine they serve is from the Delaware Water Gap, called Charbonnay. (Season 6 A Tale of Two Bandits)
                              • Chateau La Barre
                                  • There is a wine label from Picard Vineyards in the Picard family album. (Star Trek: Generations Special Edition DVD Bonus Feature)
                              • Chateau Le Blanc
                                  • Fake wine brand from the prison kitchen riot scene. Frank: "Hey! You call this slop? Real slop has got chunks of things in it! This is more like gruel! And this Chateau le Blanc '68 is supposed to be served slightly chilled! This is room temperature!What are we? Animals?"
                              • Château Maison
                                  • Dilapidated farmhouse at a run-down vineyard where Bart stays as part of a school foreign exchange program. (Season 1 episode The Crepes of Wrath) Ned and Edna drink Chateau Maison wine on their date. (Season 11 episode Alone Again, Natura-Diddly)
                              • Chateau Mr. Fussy-Pants
                                  • Daphne: "Excuse me, not to interrupt, but six months ago you borrowed forty dollars from me. We were at the wine shop, remember? You couldn't quite scrape together enough for a bottle of your precious Chateau Mr. Fussy-Pants? So I lent you the money. And have I said a peep about it since? No! I just sit here quietly reusing my tea bags while you trundle off to your private clubs ordering gourmet this and imported that!" (Season 6 episode Roz, A Loan)
                              • Chianti Di Salsiccia
                                  • Wine made in the Tuscan village of Salsiccia where Sideshow Bob is the mayor. (Season 17 episode The Italian Bob)
                              • Cold Duck
                                  • Cheap champagne Martin's date Sherry brings over for Martin's birthday. (Season 4 episode Dad Loves Sherry, The Boys Just Whine)
                              • Dharma Initiative Chardonnay
                                  • Dharma branded alcohol product. (episode Live Together, Die Alone, Part 1)
                              • Dharma Initiative Merlot
                                  • Dharma branded alcohol product. (episodes Enter 77, LaFleur)
                              • Dharma Initiative Wine
                                  • Dharma branded alcohol product. (episodes Enter 77, LaFleur)
                              • Duff Champagne
                                  • Duff beer sponsors Homer's surprise party, featuring their new champagne product, Duff Champagne. "The beer of champagnes”. (Season 19 episode Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind)
                              • Earl Hayes Wine
                                  • Wine Harry is drinking when his daughter gets her first period in his daydream about raising her himself. The Earl Hayes company makes movie props.
                              • The Emissary's Special Reserve
                                  • While visiting Bajor for a conference in Rakantha, Sisko buys 12 hecapates of land in the Kendra Province, just south of the Yolja River, where he plans to build a house when the war is over. The soil is perfect for growing kava, there are a few wild moba trees and a creek that runs through the meadows and into the forest. He muses that with the creek, he can make his own spring wine, which Kasidy calls The Emissary's Special Reserve. "It'll be a big seller." (Season 7 episode Penumbra)
                              • Ernest and Tova Borgnine
                                  • Joke George Clooney makes about the wine he brought for the double date.
                              • First Class Champagne
                                  • Champagne brand that Jake uses to make a mimosa for Terry. (Season 5 episode 99)
                              • The Fist
                                  • Fortified wine that Gina inquires about at the supermarket while Christmas tree shopping. (Season 1 episode Joey and the Plot Twist)
                              • Gamzian Wine
                                  • Wine from various episodes. (Season 1 episodes Q-Less, The Storyteller, Season 2 episode Rivals, Season 7 episode Treachery, Faith and the Great River)
                              • Grand Vin De Chateau Latour 1886
                                  • Bottle of wine that Moe gives to Homer and Marge. (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
                              • Grande Valley Wine
                                  • Lucille's boxed wine that Buster finds and drinks - his first taste of alcohol since he was nursing (Season 2)
                              • Jean-Ralphio
                                  • Champagne advertised on the back of Celebrity Baby magazine, reference to Parks and Recreation.
                              • Kandora Champagne
                                  • As part of Quark plot to generate a holosuite program featuring Kira for Tiron, he creates a contest where she wins a bottle of Kandora Champagne vintage 2368, some free dabs games, and a free hour in the holosuite. (Season 3 episode Meridian)
                              • Les Cinquant Sept Décès
                                  • Olin's wine, which translates to "The 57 Deaths." Olin mentions that 56 people died in room 1408. Mike is 57.
                              • Mepris
                                  • Wine that Wanda pours for dinner with Vision's boss. (Season 1 episode Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience)
                              • Miami Wice
                                  • Sonny's frozen wine ice business business idea. Sonny's tribute to Miami Vice.
                              • Missouri Reserve
                                  • Wine product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
                              • Mockingbird Wine Drink
                                  • From the finest vineyard in Arkansas. Everybody buys the same $8 bottle of wine for the captain's party. (Season 1 episode The Party)
                              • Moriah Vineyards
                                  • The wine made at Desmond's monastery. (Season 3 episode Catch-22)
                              • Mountratchet
                                  • Wine bottle that the Blissfield Butcher uses to kill one of the first four high school students in the opening scene.
                              • Picard Vineyards
                                  • There is an invitation to a Picard Vineyards wine tasting from the Gallic-Klingon Debating Society in the Picard family album. (Star Trek: Generations Special Edition DVD Bonus Feature)
                              • Pomme De Cheval Vin Francais
                                  • Alcohol bottle in Barney's apartment, which he throws out when he decides to get sober. (Season 11 episode Days of Wine and D'oh'ses)
                              • Pouilly-Jouvet
                                  • Moustafa orders a bottle of wine called "Pouilly-Jouvet '52, plus a split of the brut" when he dines with the young writer. When the countess dies, Gustave has Zero bring a bottle of '26 in an ice bucket with two glasses so they don't have to drink the cat piss they serve in the dining car.
                              • Roxxi Wine
                                  • Wine box in the Loki hideout. "Exceptional Pinot Noir" (Season 1 episode Journey into Mystery)
                              • Spring Wine
                                  • Type of wine from various episodes. (Season 4 episode Return to Grace, Season 7 episodes Chrysalis, Covenant, Penumbra, Till Death Do Us Part)
                              • Truckasaurus Champagne
                                  • Champagne the Monster Truck Rally give The Simpsons to apologize for the mishap with Truckasaurus. (Season 2 episode Bart the Daredevil)
                              • Tulaberry Wine
                                  • Alcoholic beverage from the Gamma Quadrant that Grand Nagus Zek uses to trick Quark into helping him open trade negotiations with the Dominion. (Season 2 episode Rules of Acquisition) Quark offers the Jem'Hadar a thousand cases of Tulaberry wine. (Season 2 episode The Jem'hadar) Sisko brings up Quark's previous sale. (Season 3 episode The Search Part 1) Quark mentions his Tulaberry wine franchise. (Season 3 episode Family Business)
                              • Whiplash Wine
                                  • Family business of Snidely Whiplash, paying passenger aboard the Hurricane, the Quinlan barge that Bob joins as a deck hand on his way back to Garack's Spine with Bender. (Heaven's River)
                                  • Generic brand of wine that Niles is horrified to discover at Cliff's going away party (Season 9 episode Cheerful Goodbyes)
                              • Zuko Vineyards
                                  • Frank introduces the gang to the pleasures of drinking wine in a can - the box wine Zuko Vineyards poured in a generic cola product can called Cola. (Season 5 episode The Gang Gives Frank and Intervention)

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