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  • Pamphlets
    • A.E.G.I.S. And You
        • Pamphlet given out at the A.E.G.I.S. Open House event in The City. (Season 2 episode Categorically Speaking)
    • Broken Barricades
        • One of the greasy pamphlets Myrna carries in her purse. "She dug into her large black valise and assaulted me (almost literally) with greasy copies of Men and Masses and Now! and Broken Barricades and Surge and Revulsion and various manifestos and pamphlets pertaining to organizations of which she was a most active member: Students for Liberty, Youth for Sex, The Black Muslims, Friends of Latvia, Children for Miscegenation, The White Citizens' Councils. Myrna was, you see, terribly engaged in her society; I, on the other hand, older and wiser, was terribly disengaged."
    • Death Prick: A Parent's Guide To Shots Gone Wrong
        • Pamphlet Dr. Hibbert gives Homer after Bart gets inoculated and loses his hearing. (Season 15 episode Bart-Mangled Banner)
    • DID Treatment & Therapy: Breaking New Ground
        • Pamphlet on Dissociative Identity Disorder that Kevin's father reads on the train, published by the MHFW Treatment Facility.
    • Facing Cancer
        • Pamphlet Skyler tells Walt is very helpful and hopeful. (Season 1 episode Cancer Man)
    • Finger Gestures For the Open Road
        • Pamphlet mentioned during a case, provided by the Happy Wheels Driving School. (Season 6 episode Rock-A-Bye Baby)
    • Gee, Your Pecs Look Terrific
        • Pamphlet in Homer's box of sports equipment in the basement. (Season 2 episode Brush With Greatness)
    • Good Grief! More Satan's Boners
        • New church pamphlet that Reverend Lovejoy announces. (Season 2 episode The War of the Simpsons)
    • GUNS: Our FUNDAMENTAL American Right
        • Pamphlet that O'Connor gives Lewis Wilson at Curtis' support group meeting. (Season 1 episode Kandahar)
    • The Hobo Guide
        • Pamphlet that Comic Man shows Sam when Sam asks him about the symbol he found in the empty apartment. Used by hobos to let people know who was cool, who wasn't, what houses offered food, if there was a doctor in town that might be sympathetic to travelers, that sort of thing.
    • How To Handle Your Dangler
        • Pamphlet Jordan hands out at prison - "dangler" is a typo, should have been "anger" (Episode Charlie, Lacey and the Danger Plumber)
    • If You're Gay, That's Okay!
        • Teenage neighbor Jessica tricks Malcolm and Reese into believing the other is gay. Malcolm gives Reese a pamphlet called "If you're gay, that's okay!" Reese gets Malcolm a pornographic movie called Naughty Pool Boys 3. (Season 6 episode Pearl Harbor)
    • Is Your Spouse A Souse?
        • Pamphlet Marge reads when she suspects that Homer has a problem with alcohol. (Season 4 episode Duffless)
    • It's Not Cool To Fry In Hell
        • New church pamphlet that Reverend Lovejoy announces, this one for the teens. (Season 2 episode The War of the Simpsons)
    • Jesus Christ Is Your Savior
        • Pamphlet Jehovah's Witnesses leave on Jesse's front door, which he hallucinates are bikers with hand grenades. (Season 1 episode Cancer Man)
    • The Lottery: Winners Information Guide
        • Pamphlet about the Lottery, the world's population control program - from the perspective of the Lottery Commission. (Season 1 Luck of the Draw)
    • Men And Masses
        • One of the greasy pamphlets Myrna carries in her purse. "She dug into her large black valise and assaulted me (almost literally) with greasy copies of Men and Masses and Now! and Broken Barricades and Surge and Revulsion and various manifestos and pamphlets pertaining to organizations of which she was a most active member: Students for Liberty, Youth for Sex, The Black Muslims, Friends of Latvia, Children for Miscegenation, The White Citizens' Councils. Myrna was, you see, terribly engaged in her society; I, on the other hand, older and wiser, was terribly disengaged."
    • Now!
        • One of the greasy pamphlets Myrna carries in her purse. "She dug into her large black valise and assaulted me (almost literally) with greasy copies of Men and Masses and Now! and Broken Barricades and Surge and Revulsion and various manifestos and pamphlets pertaining to organizations of which she was a most active member: Students for Liberty, Youth for Sex, The Black Muslims, Friends of Latvia, Children for Miscegenation, The White Citizens' Councils. Myrna was, you see, terribly engaged in her society; I, on the other hand, older and wiser, was terribly disengaged."
    • Problems Of The Pan-American Unity
        • A pamphlet in the pile of papers that Dad burns: "The papers crinkled like an old man's skin, and the cremation surrounded innumerable words: GOVERNMENT BONDS; Business Graph, 1999; Religious Prejudice: An Essay; The Science of Logistics; Problems of the Pan-American Unity; Stock Report for July 3, 1998; The War Digest…" (Chapter: The Million-Year Picnic)
    • Protestant Youth Festival: "We Put the "fun" in Religious Fun"
        • Pamphlet at the Protestant Youth Festival, where Marge takes Bart to sway him away from converting to Catholicism. (Season 16 episode The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star)
    • The Q: Important Health Information
        • Pamphlet about the disease known as the Q in the Fever world. (Season 1 episode Fever)
    • Revulsion
        • One of the greasy pamphlets Myrna carries in her purse. "She dug into her large black valise and assaulted me (almost literally) with greasy copies of Men and Masses and Now! and Broken Barricades and Surge and Revulsion and various manifestos and pamphlets pertaining to organizations of which she was a most active member: Students for Liberty, Youth for Sex, The Black Muslims, Friends of Latvia, Children for Miscegenation, The White Citizens' Councils. Myrna was, you see, terribly engaged in her society; I, on the other hand, older and wiser, was terribly disengaged."
    • Robots: Nothing To Be Afraid Of!
        • Pamphlet from Melrose Heights sketch in which the gang thought their friend Vaughn was a robot (episode Colin Quinn)
    • Screamapillar Care Tips
        • When the Simpsons find a screaming caterpillar known as a screamapillar in Marge's new koi pond, the EPA shows up to inform them that the Reversal of Freedoms Act of 1994 made allowing an endangered species to die a federal offense and that they are now responsible for its well-being. He gives them a pamphlet called "Screamapillar Care Tips". (Season 13 The Frying Game)
    • Smuggled Vegetables: The E-Z Road To Success?
        • Pamphlet that convinced Homer to smuggle vegetables on their road trip to Itchy & Scratchy Land. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • So You're Going To Die
        • Pamphlet Homer is given after finding out he has 24 hours to live after eating poisonous blowfish. (Season 2 episode One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish)
    • So You've Decided To Steal Cable
        • Pamphlet the cable guy hooking Homer up with free cable gives him to read: Myth: Cable piracy is wrong. Fact: Cable companies are faceless corporations which makes it okay. Myth: It's only fair to pay for quality first-run movies. Fact: Most movies on cable get two stars or less and are repeated ad nauseam. (Season 2 episode Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment)
    • So You've Ruined Your Life
        • Pamphlet that Dr. Hibbert hands to Marge when she gets pregnant with Bart. (Season 3 episode I Married Marge)
    • Springfield Nuclear Power Plant (Pamphlet)
        • Pamphlet Homer's guidance counselor gives him in flashback sequence. (Season 2 episode The Way We Was)
    • Stop The Lottery! Act Now... Save a Life
        • Pamphlet about the Lottery, the world's population control program - from the perspective of the Right to Life Movement. (Season 1 Luck of the Draw)
    • Surge
        • One of the greasy pamphlets Myrna carries in her purse. "She dug into her large black valise and assaulted me (almost literally) with greasy copies of Men and Masses and Now! and Broken Barricades and Surge and Revulsion and various manifestos and pamphlets pertaining to organizations of which she was a most active member: Students for Liberty, Youth for Sex, The Black Muslims, Friends of Latvia, Children for Miscegenation, The White Citizens' Councils. Myrna was, you see, terribly engaged in her society; I, on the other hand, older and wiser, was terribly disengaged."
    • The Truth About Robots
        • Pamphlet from Melrose Heights sketch in which the gang thought their friend Vaughn was a robot (episode Colin Quinn)
    • Uproot The Zoe Implant
        • Pamphlet handed out by activists fighting the existence of the Zoe implant.
    • Visit Wolkekuckukkland
        • Tourist pamphlet for the fictional country of Wolkekuckukkland, which, according to Destro, is an international underground banking center, much like the Cayman Islands, and that the name means "Cloud Cuckoo Land". (Issue #146 Immovable Objects)
    • The Way To Salvation
        • Pamphlet the evangelist in the subway station hands Alan Talbot, shortly before he throws her under a train. (Season 4 episode In His Image)
    • Why Chiropractic
        • Pamphlet that George reads at Jerry's chiropractor's office. (Season 2 episode The Ex-Girlfriend)
    • Wileyurwate'n
        • Pamphlet BBA is holding in her dream of Steve. (Season 2 episode Magic Mirror)

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