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What started out as the ultimate compendium of fake businesses and products now contains many new categories that don't fit the original description... but we just can't bring ourselves to change the name.
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  • Healthcare-Other
    • Aaron Imaging Center
        • A company listed on building sign next to the company that handled Jake's blood that came back positive for drugs (Season 2 episode Sabotage)
    • Bay Area Breeding Center
        • On the world where an Iraqi viral agent killed most of the male population, the male sliders are assumed to have escaped from the Oakland Breeding Facility, before being taken to the Bay Area Breeding Center. (Season 2 episode Love Gods)
    • Bliss Field Hospice Care
        • Hospice service in Blissfield.
    • Bowen fertility clinic
        • Clinic where Kramer finds out he has a low sperm count. (Season 6 episode The Chinese Woman)
    • Brooklyn Urine & Blood
        • The name of the company that handles Jake's blood that came back positive for coke and meth (Season 2 episode Sabotage)
    • City Free Clinic
        • A local clinic uses Joey's image on their posters that makes it look like he has VD. (Season 1 The One Where Underdog Gets Away)
    • The Colony
        • Karen White’s therapist Dr. George Waggner, sends her and her husband, Bill Neill, to the "Colony", a remote mountain resort whose residents are werewolves.
        • Newspaper mentions a Fire at the colony, a reference to the movie The Howling, also directed by Joe Dante.
    • County blood bank
        • Local blood bank where Kramer stores his blood. (Season 9 episode The Blood)
    • Data Refresh
        • Medical service where Six goes to get his arm checked out on the space station Shaofu 2 (Season 1 episode 4)
    • Dr. Kluger's No Mercy Clinic
        • Smoking cessation therapy service Sam sends Rebecca to (Season 11 episode 4 The Magnificent Six)
    • General Services
        • "Your Medical Specialists". Medical center that gives out clean needles. Adam accidentally gets in line instead of the line for the new zombie video game because the junkies look like zombies. (Season 3 episode In Line)
    • Goldstein, Boorman & Kowakami
        • The so-called medical corporation where Sam's brother gets Norm a job - temporarily anyway - Norm quits after learning it's a den of thieves that cheats on their taxes (Season 1 episode 21 Show Down Part 1)
    • Hair Loss Clinic
        • Cinic in the background when Marge suggests the town spend Mr. Burns' money on fixing up Main Street. (Season 4 episode Marge vs. The Monorail)
    • Hessberg Center
        • Medical center that appears to specialize in Cancer victims from season 1 episode 8 Ain't No Sunshine.
    • Hill Street Blood Bank
        • Blood bank on the vampire world featuring a blood drive to get people to donate blood to charity for convert tickets for the goth rock vampire band Stoker. "Donate the gift of life" (Season 3 episode Stoker)
    • Key Health Services
        • Company listed on the directory in the office building where existential detective agency Jaffe and Jaffe is located.
    • Kleinman Radiology Center
        • Medical center where Skyler's sister Marie works. "We see right through you" (Season 2 episode Seven Thirty-Seven)
    • Laser Lotus Celebrity Center
        • Where Pierce spent the summer, undergoing three months of intensive soul re-zoning in episode Biology 101.
    • Lifeline Medical Services
        • Zack's ambulance service transporting a transplant heart.
    • LifeMed
        • Emergency helicopter pilot that Clark blackmails to get him to take him to the same research lab where Garrett's brother was taken. (Season 3 episode Resurrection)
    • The Lucas Clinic
        • Company that people pay to be injected with viruses and other pathogens from sick celebrities. "For the true connoisseur"
    • Manhattan East Dental Plaza
        • Medical offices where Jerry's dentist Tim Whatley works. (Season 8 episode The Yada Yada)
    • Manhattan East Medical Offices
        • Medical office where Jerry's dentist Tim Whatley's office is located. (Season 6 episode The Jimmy) Location of proctologist The ASSMAN's office. (Season 6 episode The Fusilli Jerry)
    • Maximized Health Organization
        • MHO. Quinn's counterpart's father's clone facility on the clone world. (Season 4 episode My Brother's Keeper)
    • Medical Biologic Services
        • Lab that Dr. Grant uses to grind up dinosaur bones that aren't museum quality and extract proteins. Chapter: The shore of the inland Sea.
    • Medical Supplies Distribution
        • Logo on the van that delivers vaccines to Eko's Nigerian village.
    • Mnemodialysis
        • Treatment for taking someone else's Nostaligia, by Trieu pharmaceuticals, given to Angela by Lady Trieu. (Season 1 episode An Almost Religious Awe)
    • The Modern Medical Practice Clinic
        • Where Ig goes the morning he wakes up with horns.
    • Mountain Ambulance
        • Ambulance that picks up Paul and Bill when Paul thinks he's having a heart attack for the tenth time.
    • Oakland Breeding Facility
        • On the world where an Iraqi viral agent killed most of the male population, the male sliders are assumed to have escaped from the Oakland Breeding Facility, before being taken to the Bay Area Breeding Center. (Season 2 episode Love Gods)
    • Phil Kepler Medical Corporation
        • The name of the company that the guy selling Diane the boxing match tickets tells her to write on her personal check (Season 2 episode 10 How Do I Love Thee, Let Me Call You Back)
    • ProFitness Physical Therapy Center
        • Elaine's friend Wendy's clinic that charges George for canceling an appointment within 24 hours. (Season 6 episode The Kiss Hello)
    • Prosthetics-R-Us
        • Where Roy tells Claudia he got his hand.
    • The Recovery And Treatment Center
        • Medical facility where Ezequiel sends his wife (Chapter 5: Water)
    • Schaefer
        • Ambulance service that takes Josh's prom date to the hospital to have her breast stitched up after the corsage pinning accident in old home movie.
    • Senior And Disabled Facility Of Portland
        • Facility where Darryl Zero follows Gloria Sullivan to.
    • Simpson & Son Traveling Medicine Show
        • Abe and Homer's act to sell their Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic. (Season 6 episode Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy)
    • Smallville Teen Crisis Hotline
        • Pete takes Clark to the Smallville Youth Center, where he volunteers, taking calls for the Smallville Teen Crisis Hotline. (Season 3 episode Crisis)
    • Smoke Beaters
        • Smoking cessation therapy service Sam skims over in the phone book (Season 11 episode 4 The Magnificent Six)
    • Smokers Anonymous
        • Smoking cessation therapy service Sam skims over in the phone book (Season 11 episode 4 The Magnificent Six)
    • South Hill Fertility Center
        • Miles has been avoiding a sperm analysis, as he and Kate are trying to get pregnant. (Season 1 episode The Best You Can Be)
    • The Springfield Blood Bank
        • Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he buys the Springfield Blood Bank for access to the blood. (Season 5 episode Treehouse of Horror IV - Segment Bart Simpson's Dracula)
    • Springfield Plasma Center
        • Medical clinic where Bart donates blood on Thanksgiving. Blood donors needed. We buy Blood. Turkey Day special $12.00. (Season 2 episode Bart vs. Thanksgiving)
    • St. Benezet
        • Long term care facility Karen takes Ben to, where Fisk's mother resides. (Season 1 episode Nelson v. Murdock)
    • St. Smithen's Medical Facility And Pork Sausage Distillery
        • "Now, Earl's got a wife, and we call her... Wife. We don't know her name, because she's never really said that much. For the longest time we thought she could only say two words, which were "dog" and "pussy." We thought that meant "dog" and "cat", but then we found out that what she was really trying to say was "dog-pussy", one big hyphenated word which doesn't come up much in conversation, especially amongst Baptists. We never heard her say anything other than that. You know, she works down at... down at St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery, got a good-paying job there, although she only does say those... well that one word." (song Cousin Earl)
    • Sunrise Walk-in Clinic
        • Where Jennifer goes when she's ready for the voices to stop (Season 2 episode 4)
    • Surgical Appliances
        • Hospital supply store where George and Kramer buy a wheelchair for the handicapped girl. (Season 4 episode The Handicap Spot)
    • Top Happy Spa
        • Service offering ultra-rapid cloning, plus micro-synaptic memory transfer. "The best you can be" (Season 1 episode The Best You Can Be)
    • Tor
        • The holistic healer George goes to see in The Heart Attack episode - played by Stephen Tobolowsky .
    • Tramps Without Stamps
        • Tattoo removal service Charlie's ex-patient Hope started in episode Charlie and the Ex-Patient.
    • Turbo Elite Ambulance
        • Ambulance service at Barbosa Lake during the search for Margot.
    • Uni Medical Solutions
        • "Sorry to interrupt, but I'm Cyrus Mittleman from Uni Medical Solutions, your new Director."(Season 4 episode 7 British Hospital)
    • The Union
        • High tech healthcare company that offers artificial organs - for a steep price. "Helping you get more you out of you."
    • Valley Tech Ambulance
        • Front name on ambulance Ray drives to his hideout.
    • Van Jack's Toe Replacement
        • Medical service in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store in the Information 411 sketch (episode Colin Quinn)
    • Vole & Tesser
        • Company that people pay to be injected with viruses and other pathogens from sick celebrities.
    • Whole Life Wellness Center
        • Company Peter's boss recommends to see someone about his sleep problems - they erase memories of the robot revolution that haunt synthetics in their dreams.
    • The Wizard Of Gauze: New And Used Bandages
        • Store next door in Season 8 episode Sleeping with the Frenemy. Tribute to The Wizard of Oz.

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