- Books-Other
- 2071
- Book in mystery amnesia guy's hotel room. (Season 3 episode Minute of Silence)
- 99 Hilarious Phone Messages
- Book Homer and Marge use to select a new outgoing phone answering machine message. (Season 9 episode This Little Wiggy)
- Adolescents and Children in Anxiety
- Aliens in My Pocket
- Book about aliens that Ray and Fay discuss (Season 8 episode Olive or Twist)
- All Things Cold and Slimy
- There's a guy reading this book at night in his living room.
- Arachnidis
- The bartender's pop-up book.
- Art in America
 - Book by Delia Deetz.
- The Astrology of Sex
- Book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Balance & Forgiveness
- Book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Because It Amuses Me
- Alan and Charlie make several jokes about fake books after Alan claims to have joined a book club and Charlie asks what book he's reading. Alan says it's a mystery called Why Are You Doing This to Me? Charlie responds by asking, isn't that by the same guy who wrote Because it Amuses Me? (Season 6 episode Best H.O. Money Can Buy)
- The Bedtime Book of Dreams
- Reference book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- The Bellasarious Memorandum
- Bending the Brain Rules
- Book written by Judas Bard.
- Better ? Than ?
- Written by sociologist Chad C. Mulligan.
- The Big Book of Children's Names
- Book Ross mentions, where he found the name Emily for his and Rachel's future daughter. (Season 2 episode The One Where Old Yeller Dies)
- The Big Book of Small Butts
- The only book Jake says he's ever seen The Vulture reading (Season 3 episode The Funeral)
- The Big Game
- Book by Donald O'Brien, the leader of the Aryan Union that George impersonates. (Season 3 episode The Limo)
- Bite Me
- Joke Alan makes - the title of his book. Chapter 1: Bite me. Chapter 2: Kiss my pale white ass.
- Blackstone's Commentary
- Tom Brewster carried volume 9 of this law book with him.
- Blurryman
- Book (Season 1 episode Blurryman)
- Book
- Generic book that Ned's new young Russian female boarders are "reading" in their www.sexyslumberparty.com video. (Season 16 episode Home Away from Homer)
- The Book of Ages
- Theoretical document, the chronicle that records every event, past and future. (Story: Stories of Your Life)
- The Book of Goodness
- Netflix.com television commercial.
- So take these broken wings and learn to fly again, learn to live so free. When we hear the voices sing, the book of love will open up and let us in. (Song: Broken Wings)
- Segment: Smart Talk with Raisin.
- The Book of Very Common Prayer
- Chapter 24. Best-selling book of prayers attributed to Tender Branson that includes The Prayer to Delay Orgasm, The Prayer to Prevent Hair Loss and The Prayer to Silence Car Alarms, among others.
- The Book of Very Common Prayer, Volume II
- Chapter 19. Book in the pipeline from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out. According to Tender Branson, the prayers are getting a little witchy: For example, The Prayer to Make Someone Love You. Or, The Prayer to Strike Your Enemy Blind.
- The Book
- It was a book without a title. People referred to it, if at all, simply as THE BOOK. But one knew of such things only through vague rumours. Neither the Brotherhood nor THE BOOK was a subject that any ordinary Party member would mention if there was a way of avoiding it.
- Books and Brown Baggers
- Book club from Big Driver.
- The Books
- The Books were written in God's own hand and passed on directly from the Lord of Creation to the Holy Ones.
- Bore-gasm: Study of the 90's Male Sexual Prowess
- 15 year old senior Tricia is writing a book called "Bore-gasm: Study of the 90's Male Sexual Prowess" about the sex drive of men ages 14-30. Pendant Publishing gave her $20,000 based on the treatment and a sample chapter.
- Bork on Sex
- Romantic book at the Books! Books! And additional Books! bookstore. (Season 6 episode Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy)
- Boston Merchants Coupon Book
- Coupon book Woody signs Cheers up for (Season 9 episode 14 Honor Thy Mother)
- Breasts, Breasts, Why are They Growing?
- Bright Lights, Big Heads
- Book about aliens that Ray and Fay discuss (Season 8 episode Olive or Twist)
- The Burn Book
- A notebook filled with rumors, secrets, and gossip about the other girls and some teachers.
- The Caligarian Candidate
- Book by Jose Chung. (Season 3 episode Jose Chung's From Outer Space)
- Calvin McCann's Pocket Journal
- Short Story: Salem's Lot.
- Camelot Middle School Rules and Regulations Vol. IX
- Careers in Computer
- There's a humpback at the top of church bell tower reading this book.
- The Case to Find the Missing Friend of Mine
- Stupid joke by Blake, book by Blake Chesterfield Henderson. (Season 1 episode Straight Up Juggahos)
- Chicken Soup for the Damned Soul
- Book on the rapture that Homer buys at Gospel for Less Christian Bookstore. (Season 16 episode Thank God it's Doomsday)
- Chopping Down the Family Tree
- Book Kitty is reading after she realizes that everybody forgot her birthday. (Episode Kitty's Birthday That's Today?!)
- Chuckles Chatters
- Joke book Melissa picks up at the mall to cheer up Todd (Season 4 episode 13 Release the Hounds)
- Climbing Things for Fun and Profit
- A Clockwork Orange
- Book by F. Alexander. "It's a book,” I said. "It's a book what you are writing." I made the old goloss very coarse. "I have always had the strong-est admiration for them as can write books." Then I looked at its top sheet, and there was the name - A Clockwork Orange - and I said: "That's a fair gloopy title. Who ever heard of a clockwork orange?"
- Book that Frank Alexander is working on when Alex and his droogs break into is home and rape his wife during one of their surprise visits.
- Cocktail Waitresses from Hell
- Leon asks Harry to read him this bedtime story. (Season 3 episode Harry and Leon)
- The Codex
- Work by scientist and philosopher de Selby.
- The Coffee Table Book of Coffee Tables
- Kramer's book about coffee tables, which he promotes on Regis & Kathy Lee's show. (Season 5 episode The Opposite)
- Collected Case Studies
- Book by Dr. Catherine Marceaux.
- The Coming Crisis: Human Adaptation to Environmental Pressure
- Book by David Pilcher. (Season 1 episode Choices)
- Conquering Substance Abuse
- Conversations with Idiots
- Book Brett the bartender says she's writing. (Season 2 episode Charlie and Cee-Lo)
- Copper Silver Gold: An Indestructible Metallic Allow
- Cornbread for the Soul
- Dr. Mary's new book (Season 8 episode Episode Mary Christmas)
- The Corpse Danced at Midnight
- The Country Album
- Work by scientist and philosopher de Selby.
- Cringle's Christmas Almanac
- Book that the Grinch consults when making his plans to steal Christmas from Whoville.
- Crocker Family Journal
- List of troubles the Crockers have ended, mentioned in various episodes.
- The Day I Killed the Whore Clown
- Book written by Judge Judy. (Episode Host: Lucy Lawless)
- The Day Jake's Uncle Kicked His Ass
- Joke Charlie makes. (Season 7 episode Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator)
- Death Song of a Wood's Colt
- Delight
- Book by John Edward Marinville.
- Destruction by Advancement of Technology
- Self-published anonymous manuscript that Olivia and Peter track down. German name Zerstörung durch Fortschritte der Technologie, or Z.F.T. (Season 1 episode Ability)
- The Devil Walks Among Us
- Dr. Samuel Loomis' second book about Michael Myers. The True Story of America's Most Notorious Serial Murderer. "He was born to kill"
- Die You Gravy-sucking Pigs
- The name of a cheer Steve claims to have written when he was a cheerleader. (source: A Wild and Crazy Guy)
- Dill's Inside His Master's Voice
- The Don Juan Syndrome in Modern Culture: An Analysts of Satyriasis
- Paper on Sam's sex life by Diane Chambers (Season 4 episode 11 Don Juan Is Hell)
- Don't Change, You're Perfect
- Book by Dr. Honey Snow (Season 2 episode You Scratch My Book…)
- Don't Tinkle in the Ocean and Other Ways to Save the Planet
- Book (Season 1 episode L.A. Jay)
- Doomsday Defense
- By Jose Chung. Chung predicts the millennium will bring forth "one thousand years of the same old crap."
- The Doomsday Syndrome
- Book written by Dr. Kathryn Railly.
- Dr. Shapiro's HMV: Between the Lines
- Dysfunction of Males
- Psychology book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Ecosystem of the Marsh
- Book by Thompson that Lisa attempts to check out from the library, but her future husband Hugh Parkfield beats her to it. (Season 6 episode Lisa's Wedding)
- Electronics for Dogs
- (Episode A Grand Day Out)
- Elvis Is Alive: I'm Really Really Sure
- ALF gets a book from the Legend of the Month Club about Elvis Presley entitled Elvis is Alive: I'm Really Really Sure. As a result of reading this book, ALF feels certain that Aaron King, a man that recently moved to the neighborhood is actually Elvis Presley in disguise (Season 3 episode Suspicious Minds)
- Embracing Life with a Micro Penis
- Library book Tammy checks out under Ron's name to screw with him. (Season 3 episode Ron and Tammy Part 2)
- Emergency Procedures
- Book Homer pulls out at work for his emergency donut, but finds note from himself: Dear Homer I.O.U. one emergency donut signed Homer. (Season 5 episode Treehouse of Horror IV - Segment The Devil and Homer Simpson)
- The End of the World
- Guest on Peter's talk show Milton Angland's new book that predicts the world will end on New Year's Eve.
- Enlightenment: When Will It End?
- Book written by Dr. Thomas Burkhardte.
- Enter a New Dawn
- New age book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Eventualism (book)
- By T. Azimuth Schwitters.
- Every Man His Own Bricklayer
- One of the books that Snowball finds in Jones' house.
- The Everyday Man Or Woman's Book of the Soul
- Book by David Webb about JFK and Elvis Presley researching mummies.
- Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Sex But Have Been Forced to Find Out
- Oolon Colluphid's latest blockbusting title.
- Evil Never Rests
- Book by FBI agent David Rossi.
- Failure 2.0: Failing to Fail
- The follow-up to Tom's best-selling book about Failure. (Season 7 episode One Last Ride)
- Fall of the Rebel Angels
- By Pieter Brueghel (the Elder)
- Faraday's Life of the Planets
- Father Bernard Pignani's the Epistle of the Antichrist
- Feeling Your Feelings
- Book by superhero mind reader Mesmer. (Season 1 episode The Innocents)
- Fifty Shades of Green
- Book visible in the background shortly after Red, Chuck and Bomb infiltrate the Pigs' boat.
- The Firm Stool
- Book the Chief reads during Season 6.
- Flander's Holy Bible
- Homer and Bart try to grift Ned with a fake bible they claim Maude ordered for him before she died. COD, of course. (Season 12 episode The Great Money Caper)
- The Flora and the Fauna of Northwestern Australia
- Used book the Bradys donate to the Friend in Need Society. (Episode The Possible Dream)
- Forbidden Forest
- First book in Virginia congressman-elect Denver Riggleman's Bigfoot erotica trilogy during Weekend Update segment (2018 episode with host Steve Carrell)
- Forbidden Fort from Cushions
- The title of one of Jack's stories. (Episode An Old Fashioned Piano Party)
- The Forever Couple: The Joy of Loving One Person for The Rest of Your Life
- Book by Fraiser's former college Dr. Lawrence Crandell (Season 7 episode 22 The Visiting Lecher)
- Forty Yards to the Outhouse
- From Outer Space
- Book by Jose Chung. (Season 3 episode Jose Chung's From Outer Space)
- Fry Tricks the Brain
- (Episode The Day the Earth Stood Stupid)
- Fuck You America!!
- A manifesto by MacGruber.
- The Fundamentals of Business
- Book Michael decides to write after his experience standing up to the mafia. (Season 6 episode Mafia)
- The Future of Everything
- Book by Dr. Markus Blake from his book signing at Cafe Diem (Season 5 episode Smarter Carter)
- Gangsters of Carol Gardens
- Library book Simon finds learns the truth about his criminal grandfather.
- Get Behind Me and Stay There
- By Mark Winslow (Dabney Coleman)
- Ghosts from Our Past Both Literally and Figuratively: The Study of The Paranormal
- Book by Erin Gilbert & Abigail L. Yates.
- The Ghosts Who Stole Christmas
- (Season 6 episode How the Ghosts Stole Christmas)
- Girls are Like Boys, Only More So
- Gluten Freedom: Going Against the Grain
- Book by nutritionist Lila Yale, guest on Trish Talk when Trish quits. (Season 2 episode AKA Shark in the Bathtub, Monster in the Bed)
- God Hates Us All
- Book by Hank Moody, adapted for the screen as: A Crazy Little Thing Called Love.
- Book by David Duchovny's Californication character Hank Moody, seen on Ray's bookshelf. (Season 5 episode Shelley Duvall)
- God Made Man First
- Book on Tammy's "Rejected" bookshelf.
- Golden Hours
- Work by scientist and philosopher de Selby.
- The Grand Budapest Hotel (book)
 - Author played by Tom Wilkinson.
- Grannies that You Want to Get in Their Panties
- Book of drawings Carol makes to convince Gail to be her kid's grandma. Chapter 2 is: Homely Lonelies. (Season 3 episode 6 The Open-Ended Nature of Unwitnessed Deaths)
- Gray's Sports Almanac
- In Back to the Future Part II, Biff Tannen brings a copy of Gray's Sports Almanac back to his younger self and tells him to use the book for betting on sporting events.
- Great Fish Tails
- Book in the Octonaut library.
- The Great Mutato
- (Season 5 episode The Post-Modern Prometheus)
- The Guardians of Horus
- Book that Alma shows Rhodes.
- Guinness Book of Balls
- Joke Burt makes trying to psyche up one of the scared research assistants: "Repeat after me - my balls are in the Guinness Book of Balls!"
- Halloween Town
- Jake tells Frank Dunning the name of the book he's working on is going to be Halloween Town.
- Harry Potter and the Next Sequel
- Book in a bookstore window. Ziggy says, "... Somehow I get the feeling they're rushing these things into print!"
- Harvey Penick's Little Red Book of Golf
- (Episode Now Who's the Dummy)
- Haverford Playbook
- Guidebook. Haverford playbook move #2: Ladies love a guy waiting for them in the rain. (Season 4 episode Dave Returns)
- Her Alibi
- By author Philip Blackwood (Tom Selleck)
- Here I Am Now
- By T. Azimuth Schwitters.
- The Highest Decibel
- Book on Sir Reginald Hargreeves' bookshelf. (Season 1 episode We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals)
- A History of Old Derry
- Book Ben researches at the library.
- A History of Pawnee, Indiana
- A brief history of everything that has ever happened since Pawnee was founded, which Leslie typed from memory. (Season 3 episode Time Capsule)
- The History of the 38th Regimen Veteran Volunteer Infantry
- With 60 glorious pics in color.
- The History of What We Know
- Book by famous physicist Arthur Cross, head of the Albuquerque Door project.
- The Holy Lunar Testament
- Book written and published in 1940 by J. Ari Hilliard, founder of the Church of Lunology.
- Home Maid Spanish
- Book Pat uses to communicate with her Spanish maid.
- Hope in a Bottle
- Book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- The Hospital of Children
- The book that the show was based on, according to Rob Corddry in one of the Adult Swim Wrapround shorts, available on the Season 1 DVD. "#1 National Best Seller"
- The House Always Wins
- Frank's presentation to convince Scott and Kate to go into business with him and open the underground casino - a Powerpoint presentation "Prepared by: Frank Theodorakis"
- How I Conquered the World and Worked Out Issues with My Dad
- How I Did It by Victor Frankenstein
- How May I Help You Help Them?
- Howard's New Feelings
- Book about the birds and the bees that Cliff's ma gives him before his wedding (Season 10 episode 5 Ma's Little Maggie)
- Howdy Doody: Man Or Myth
- Book Steve claims to have written (source: A Wild and Crazy Guy)
- I Am Man Hear Me Roar Louder
- Book on Tammy's "Rejected" bookshelf.
- I Didn't Do It: The Bart Simpson Story
- Book about Bart when he becomes famous on the Krusty the Clown show. That's what's on the cover anyway, but inside, it's mostly about Ross Perot, and the last two chapters are from the Oliver North trial. (Season 5 episode Bart Gets Famous)
- I Hate It Here
- Thanks to the marvel of modern publishing, Spider's first book ("I Hate It Here") reaches the streets within less than a week of his announcement. Spider doesn't take the news well, so Yelena is faced with the responsibility of fending off his phone calls. (Issue 16 - Year Of the Bastard Part 4: Hate)
- I Made You Read This!
- Book by Barry's boss at the IRS, Thurman Murch, C.P.A.
- I Married a Martian
- New story by Jubal Harshaw. "Title: I Married a Martian. Start: All my life I had longed to become an astronaut. Paragraph. When I was just a tiny thing, with freckles on my nose and stars in my eyes, I saved box tops just as my brothers did-and cried when Mummy wouldn't let me wear my Space Cadet helmet to bed. Paragraph. In those carefree childhood days I did not dream to what strange, bittersweet fate my tomboy ambition would-"
- I was a Teenage Teenager
- Book combining love, war, poverty, death, and cooking recipes by Patty Duke.
- I Was President (But You Don't Remember)
- Book written by Dana Eckland.
- I, Dardenius
- Gladiator book by Darden Towe.
- An Imperial Affliction by Peter Van Houton
- Hazel Grace Lancaster's favorite book.
- Ingmar Bergman: Poet of the Subconscious
- Research paper by Frasier Crane (Season 7 episode 15 Don't Paint Your Chickens)
- Inside Their Minds: Profiling Serial Killers
- Interview with the Vampire
- Into the Den of Lions
- Book by Gay Perello, the prop guy for The Good Place as well as Parks and Recreation. "The blockbuster sequel now in Paperback"
- Investigating Journalism
- Book written by Penny Rose.
- Is Your Marriage Dying?
- Book Debbie has been reading beneath a slipcover for The Help.
- It's a Man's World
- Book on Tammy's "Rejected" bookshelf.
- I'm Alright, You're Alright
- Book in Sonny Bono's briefcase - spoof of Thomas A. Harris' I'm OK- You're OK.
- I'm Ok, You're a Bitch
- Book by Dr. Greta Mantleray (Episode 6 Larger Structural Issues)
- JD and Dr. Cox's Shaved the Baby Story
- Book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Jelly Belle
- Book Kelsey tries to make into a movie (Season 3 episode 8 Old Acquaintance)
- Jewishness Revisited
- Book Lisa researches in the Old Springfield Library. (Season 3 episode Like Father, Like Clown)
- The Journal of a Working Boy, Or, Up from the Sloth
- Story Ignatius writes about his work at Levy Pants.
- The Journal of Dr Harold Quickly
- Dr. Harold Quickly, temporal physics researcher at the St. Petersburg Temporal Studies Society.
- The Journal of Dr. Harold Quickly
- Dr. Quickly's journal, which he gave to Ben in the first book of the series, In Times Like These.
- Journey to the Center of Steve Allen
- Book by Steve Allen. (Season 6 episode Round Springfield)
- The Joy of Mating
- Book (Season 3 episode 11 That's Too Much, Man!)
- Kamasutra for the Elderly
- Book Joey buys for Monica and Ross' parents for the 35th anniversary party. (Season 8 episode The One in Massapequa)
- A Key to a Future
- Book Maggie trades records for (Season 8 episode The Key)
- The Killer Called Collect
- Krey's Anatomy of the Chicken
- Dad reads this book in "Inspector 34" before starting up the grill.
- Law and Order
- Book on Sledge Hammer's desk at the police station (Season 2 episode Dressed to Call)
- Layman's Atlas
- Work by scientist and philosopher de Selby.
- Le Désespoir des Travailleurs
- Every once in a while, a film comes along that takes a serious look at higher education. This is not one of them. This summer, fun has a new name. Hammer Road Pictures invites you to meet the man... the myth... the Koogler. Mitchell D. Hurwitz is Koogler. Rated R. Based on the book Le Désespoir des Travailleurs. (Season 5 episode App Development and Condiments)
- Let Me Just Put This on Silent
- Name the publisher Laurie meets with suggests for her book. (Season 2)
- Life After Contact
- Book by Dr. Catherine Marceaux.
- Life Begins at Five Hundred and Fifty
- Popular book, but not quite as popular as The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
- Life: The Sequel
- Book by Raymond Tooley, the creator the the company Life Extension.
- Light Xenophobia with Just A Dash of Diplomacy
- The Lone Rider of Santa Fe
- The Lonely Buddha
- Book by Jose Chung. (Season 3 episode Jose Chung's From Outer Space)
- The Long Legged Vixen
- When Bob's mother finds a book under the mattress in his old room, Jerry asks Bob if it's The Long Legged Vixen. (Season 4 episode Fathers and Sons and Mothers)
- Lost World of the Dinosaurs
- Timmy has Dr. Grant's book. Chapter: The Tour.
- Love Amongst the Dragons
- Zuko complains about the Ember Island Players and their adaptation of this book. (Season 3 episode The Ember Island Players)
- Book Claudia is reading when she walks by Callum. (Season 1 episode Echoes of Thunder)
- The Love Letters of Ron Burgundy and Jenny Haggleworth
- Book Ron will publish one day. The simple yearnings of a twelve year old boy addressing his love sixteen years his senior.
- Love Me... I'm Trying
- Book Hitchcock is reading (Season 1 episode Charges and Specs)
- Love Story
- Book John Dorie reads (Season 4 episode What's Your Story?)
- The Loveliness of Woman
- The book of flower pictures that Peggy's mother gave her to teach her about sex. (Season 1 episode Square Peg)
- Lunagenics
- Book written by J. Ari Hilliard.
- Lunagenics 1947
- Book written by J. Ari Hilliard.
- Lunar Living
- Book on Sir Reginald Hargreeves' bookshelf. (Season 1 episode We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals)
- Lust for Justice
- Book Cliff reads (Season 6 episode 15 Tale of Two Cuties)
- Lycanthropy in Ancient and Modern Times
- One of the books Gideon leaves for his psychiatrist, Joel Winter, to read. (Episode The Phantom Farmhouse)
- L'Édifiante
- Book that the king's advisor shows Fronsac.
- Make Your Wars Wordier
- Book Pierce is holding. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
- The Male Brain: It's Bigger
- Book on Tammy's "Rejected" bookshelf.
- Man Duty
- Book on Tammy's "Approved" bookshelf.
- Man into Wolf
- (Episode Miss Lovecraft Sent Me)
- Man Putty
- Book on Tammy's "Approved" bookshelf.
- Management
- Book on management written by Andy's Professor Frank at Cornell. (Season 8 episode The Incentive)
- Map of the Mind: Serial Killers Analyzed
- Marriage Without Sex
- Book Vance reads when Pat is too small to be intimate.
- Mars with the Lid Off
- The narrator's forthcoming book, to be published by Blotto and Windup.
- A Martian Named Smith
- Jubal Harshaw's next story.
- Master Kidnapper: The Hauptman Story
- Last name of author is Hughes.
- Maximizing Growth Potentialwise
- A Mediator's Tool Chest
- Workbook Michael uses to solve disputes in the office, with varying degrees of success. (Season 2 episode Conflict Resolution)
- Medieval Torture
- Luann is hanging up a sign that reads 'Adios Miguel'...
- Mel Roy's Modern Guitar Method Grade 1
- Guide to playing guitar, from the Melrose Heights sketch (episode Bobcat Goldthwaite)
- A Memoir of Garcia
- Work by scientist and philosopher de Selby.
- Memories
- Homer makes a "Memories" scrapbook for his kidnappers in Brazil to remember their time together. (Season 13 episode Blame it on Lisa)
- Men Like Doing, Women Like Feeling
- Book on Tammy's "Rejected" bookshelf.
- The Miracle of the Snowflake
- Mommy, Why Do I Hate Myself?: Self-esteem for Parent and Child
- Book by Libby Cumba, author that appears on the Good Morning Grant! talk show.
- Money Talks, Bullshit Walks
- Book by Michelle Darnell.
- Money-Making Secrets of the Bible
- Chapter 19. Book in the pipeline from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out.
- Mopalopatology
- One of Professor Inkling's books.
- More of the Best of Milton Belle's Private Joke File
- Book by Milton Berle (Season 2 episode I Can't Believe It's A Clip Show)
- Mr. Dung Beetle Finds His Field of Dreams
- Book the child worm would rather be reading instead of the story about Harriet.
- Munitions Construction and Handling Volume 1
- My Big Book of Grievances
- Book Joey finds in Mr. Heckles' apartment. (Season 2 episode The One Where Heckles Dies)
- My Fans are Stupid Pigs
- Book by Bart Simpson. (Season 3 episode The Otto Show)
- My Favorite Bathtime Gurgles
- 12 book epic poem by the Azagoths of Kria's Poet Master Grunthos.
- My First Home
- Book Doug picks out for Kurt.
- My Horrible Father
- The mindbending novel that Morty Jr. writes about his father.
- My Life as a Fraud
- Dr. Pierre Fargo's suggestion for Andre Sandrov's new book, since Sandrov took credit for Fargo's work (Season 2 episode Family Reunion)
- My Life So Far
- Unfinished manuscript by Duckman (Season 1 episode I, Duckman)
- Mysteries of the Female Orgasm
- Book Leslie has a $40 late fee at the library. (Season 2 episode Sweetums)
- The Mysterious Island
- Book found in the sand on the beach. (episode Brave New World)
- Naked Power
- Bob poses naked for a photography book.
- Neolution: The New Science of Self-directed Evolution
- Book by Dr. Aldous Leekie (Season 1 episode 6 Variations Under Domestication)
- The New Revelation
- The Couch of the New Revelation's Bible. The tattooed lady offers the copy that Blessed Foster gave her to Mike and Jill.
- The Next Step: An Evolution of God's Concepts
- 1995 book by Dr. Wu that includes his theory that with the right tools and research, he could bring brand new species into fruition by the combination of various species.
- NHL Stars of 1969
- Book Bart uses to find a photo for the fake man he created for Mrs. Krabappel - he picks Gordie Howe. (Season 3 episode Bart the Lover)
- Nice Psychiatrists Who Marry Castrating, Shrew, Battle-Axe, Harridan Fishwives
- Book Frasier begins writing in response to Lilith's "Good Girls, Bad Boys" (Season 8 episode 18 Severe Crane Damage)
- Nine Ways to Serve Venison
- Book Santa Clause is writing.
- Ninjelligence
- Book by Lord Garmadon, the cover of which closely resembles Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard.
- No Fix, Just Bliss
- Book by Dr. Greta Mantleray.
- No Rouxgrits
- Book in restaurant kitchen (Season 3 episode 9 Best Thing That Ever Happened)
- Nocturine Quartet
- Fantasy book series. (Season 5 episode Return to Skyfire)
- Non-progressional Evolution Theory
- Theory River mentions when "fixing" Book's Bible: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of 11 11 times, but always comes out one." (Episode 7 Jaynestown)
- Nude Male Statuary
- Cliff's coffee table book (Season 2 episodes 21 & 22 I'll Be Seeing You)
- Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning
- The Oedipus Complex
- Title of a book that Crichton's mother asks Crichton about, while dressed in lingerie in the Scarrans' holographic simulation. (Season 2 episode Won't Get Fooled Again)
- Official History of the Army Air Force in World War Two
- Rumfoord talked to Lily about the bombing of Dresden one time, and Billy heard it all. Rumfoord had a problem about Dresden. His one-volume history of the Army Air Force in the Second World War was supposed to be a readable condensation of the twenty seven-volume Official History of the Army Air Force in World War Two. The thing was, though, there was almost nothing in the twenty-seven volumes about the Dresden raid, even though it had been such a howling success. The extent of the success had been kept a secret for many years after the war-a secret from the American people. It was no secret from the Germans, of course, or from the Russians, who occupied Dresden after the war, who are in Dresden still.
- Old Green Beret Tricks
- Book Joe mentions (Season 3 episode Mistake)
- The Old Manx and the Sea
- Book on Princess Carolyn's bookshelf (Season 2 episode After the Party)
- Oliver Twist: The Wrath of Fagin
- Alternate version of Oliver Twist that Frasier comes up with when he starts reading Charles Dickens books to the guys at the bar (Season 9 episode 18 I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking It in Your Face)
- Omnia
- Book that Grady finds in his cabin - a high tech encyclopedia of sorts, although highly redacted.
- On the Science of Neolution
- Book by P.T. Westmoreland (Season 4)
- One Night in a Girls' School
- She had even (an infallible mark of good reputation) been picked out to work in Pornosec, the sub-section of the Fiction Department which turned out cheap pornography for distribution among the proles. It was nicknamed Muck House by the people who worked in it, she remarked. There she had remained for a year, helping to produce booklets in sealed packets with titles like "Spanking Stories" or "One Night in a Girls' School", to be bought furtively by proletarian youths who were under the impression that they were buying something illegal.
- Only Connect
- The book Kiera's partner leaves for her when she dies. (Episode Second Skin)
- Only Turkeys Have Left Wings
- Book by conservative right-wing crackpot Birch Barlow, parody of Rush Limbaugh. (Season 6 episode Sideshow Bob Roberts)
- Organize It 2: Engage with Zorp
- Book by Reasonableism founder Lou Prozotovich. (Season 4 End of the World)
- Organize It!
- Book by Reasonableism founder Lou Prozotovich. (Season 4 End of the World)
- Overlooked
- Title of book Jackie Torrance is writing about her uncle's adventures at the Overlook Hotel. (Season 1 episode Romans)
- Pass Your MCAT
- MCAT prep book Kumar stashes his weed in.
- Past Lives, Present Pain
- Book by Dr. Greta Mantleray (Episode 6 Larger Structural Issues)
- Pat Summerall's Smut Yuks
- Homer's dirty joke book. (Season 18 episode Springfield Up)
- Patrick Gordiner's the New Revelation
- Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America by Leslie Knope
- The Penis Apologies
- Andy: "I think if he was a sexist I'd be able to tell. I took a crapload of women's studies courses at Cornell. And I wrote my own companion piece to The Vagina Monologues called The Penis Apologies. So I know a thing or two." (Season 7 episode The Inner Circle)
- The People's History of Il Couma
- The Permutations of Henbane
- Barrent opened the door and went in. Behind a low counter he saw ceiling-high shelves stocked with labeled bottles, cans and cartons, and square glass jars containing odd bits of leaves, twigs, and fungus. In back of the counter was a small shelf of books with titles like Quick Diagnosis in Acute Poisoning Cases; The Arsenic Family; and The Permutations of Henbane.
- Pet Cases
- One of the books in the library in The Club (Story: The Breathing Method)
- Physics
- Generic textbook Miles carries around at Visions.
- The Pilgrim Soul
- The book Michael Fitzsimmons wrote.
- Plan Orange 84
- The "doomsday scenario" survival plan for the Apartheid government should the Black African population rise up in a general insurrection against the White Afrikaners.
- The Politics of the Jaunt
- Book by C.K. Summers that contains one section called The Jaunt Under the Rose, a compendium of the more believable rumors about the Jaunt. (story The Jaunt)
- Power in Silence
- Book by Alec Sadler that Matthew mentions (Season 3 episode 30 Minutes to Air)
- Power in Your Pants
- Book on Tammy's "Rejected" bookshelf.
- The Power of My Manhood
- Book on Tammy's "Rejected" bookshelf.
- Power of Telekinesis
- Book by Nathan B. James, Ph.D created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Pozica: Never Fucking Go There
- Serbian book Joel tracks down when he's looking for answers (Season 1 episode Man Eat Man)
- Practical Parenting in a Fractally Demented Universe
- Practical Particles
- Book written by Alan Drake, P.H.D.
- Predestiny
- Book Adam's son read. Predestiny dictates there's a force or something holding the strings and setting everything up just so they can be knocked down perfectly in to place.
- The Presidents Secret Book
- A collection of documents for presidents by presidents, and for presidents' eyes only.
- Principles of Genetics: 4th Edition
- Wrestler Britannica's prop book. (Season 1 episode The Dusty Spur)
- The Problem of Sin on Other Worlds
- Book written by Father Peregrine that explores the potential for new sins on the planet Mars (Chapter: The Fire Balloons)
- Proletarian Chicks in Bondage
- Book that Jason's roommate recommends... "It's Karl Marx's famous Proletarian Chicks In Bondage, a Condom House book. It comes with a leather hood."
- Prosperity Through Exploitation
- Book seen in video Ivan watches in the loft when Josh is setting up the equipment.
- Prothero's HMV: The Implications for Physics
- Pseudoscience
- Book on shelf, author listed as "Meyer", most likely referencing the Meyer-Briggs Personality test, often ridiculed by the psychological community.
- Psychology of War
- Books on Cobra Commander's shelf (Issue #73 Divided We Fall)
- Psychotic Women and the Men Who Love Them
- Book Telly jokes that she's editing.
- Rainbow Fist
- Book about the zombie war.
- Raising Cain: The Creation and Evolution of the Multiple Personality
- The name of the book by eminent child psychologist Dr. Carter Nix Sr. wrote that became a tele-movie and a best-seller.
- Rational Thinking, Reasonable Future
- Book by Al Gore that Lisa mentions at the Books! Books! And additional Books! bookstore. (Season 6 episode Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy)
- The Ray Garrity Story
- Book Ray fantasizes about on the walk.
- Real Love
- Book by famed love expert and radio host Dr. Emma Lloyd.
- The Really Big Book of Dutch Humor
- Book of jokes Woody buys Kelly for her birthday (Season 7 episode 19 The Gift of the Woodi)
- Red Planet, Blue Skin
- Book about aliens that Ray and Fay discuss (Season 8 episode Olive or Twist)
- The Redeker Plan
- The intentional sacrifice of a large portion of the population in order to save a population in a more defensible or important location.
- Reed It and Weep
- World-renowned oboist John William Weichselbraun's book of mouth exercises. (Season 3 episode House Mouses)
- Reef Madness
- Book Professor Inkling is reading.
- Reflections in a Diamond Eye
- Book Nathan Jones, also known as Diamond Dog wrote in prison. New York Times called it "A wake-up call for the black community." They're talking to Denzelfor the movie.
- Regression Analysis: A Proposal by Simon James
- The Rendering by Richard Dunn
- Reptiles of New England
- Book of his that Ig finds in Merrin's attic.
- Retardation: A Celebration
- Book. (Season 1 episode Who Wants Cake?)
- Retribution: The Fall of David Madlock and Kappa International
- Meechum's book, 28 weeks on the best seller list.
- Retrospecticus
 - Springfield Elementary School yearbook, featuring leatheroleum covers. (Season 7 episode Summer of 4 Ft. 2)
- Return to Forbidden Forest
- Second book in Virginia congressman-elect Denver Riggleman's Bigfoot erotica trilogy during Weekend Update segment (2018 episode with host Steve Carrell)
- Rich Dad Poor Dad
- Book Ders reads. (Season 1 episode Muscle I'd Like to Flex)
- Riding the Storm Out: Coping with Postpartum Depression
- Rachel's book that Joey picks up to read at Emma's birthday party. (Season 10 The One With the Cake)
- The Right Hand Stuff
- Fake book Dennis says was written about him during his masturbation years (source: The Raw Feed)
- Right This Way
- The name of the book that Fay's date and former maitre D is writing (Season 7 episode Bye George)
- The Rise and Fall of Strongheart
- Book by Diane Nguyen, previous work listed on the back cover of Diane's Secretariat: A Life. (Season 1 episode BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One)
- Romantic Poetry Volume One
- A Rose on the Hill
- Book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Royal Ways and Means Commission
- Rudiments of Baseball
- Book Carol reads in order to teach the sport to the boys. Greg is later seen reading it. (Episode The Grass Is Always Greener)
- Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow
- New book by Al Gore that Lisa finds at the Books! Books! And additional Books! bookstore. She hopes it's as exciting as his other book, Rational Thinking, Reasonable Future. (Season 6 episode Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy)
- Satan is Alive and Well on Planet Earth
- Book Judy was reading on her porch before her gun blew up in her face.
- Satan's Invisible World Discovered
- (Episode Miss Lovecraft Sent Me)
- Scagnetti on Scagnetti
- Book by Jack Scagnetti (Tom Sizemore)
- Scary Math
- Scary Terry's text book in his nightmare. (Season 1 episode Lawnmower Dog)
- School Daze 1982
- Title of Reggie Something's high school yearbook. (Season 1 episode The Lost Art of Forehead Swear)
- Schrute Book of Niceness
- Joke Andy makes. Andy: "Took a page right out of the old Schrute book of niceness." Dwight: "There is no book. There's only a survival guide." (Season 6 episode Double Date)
- The Science of Death Faking
- Book on Starburns' bathroom counter as he puts on a wig. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
- Scranton White Pages
- Local phone book company that drops their paper supplier for the last ten years. (Season 9 episode The Whale)
- The Scranton/Wilkes-barre Coupon Book 2011
- Coupon book worth over $15,000 in savings - the prize for winning the Dunder Mifflin costume Contest. (Season 7 episode Costume Contest)
- A Scrapbook of Our First Memories by Michael Gary Scott
- Michael's gift to Pam's mother for her birthday. (Season 6 episode Double Date)
- Searching for Sea Monsters
- Book Ted read to his father on his deathbed.
- Seattle Best Places
- Frasier's guide book (Season 6 episode The Show Where Woody Shows Up)
- Sebastian Cabot's Beard Book
- Book Marge gives to Homer for his birthday in an old home video. "With Forward by Willie Nelson" (Season 5 episode Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song)
- The Secret to Eloping
- Book by Sherry Kaufman created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Secretariat: A Life
- Book about a disgraced racehorse by BoJack's ghostwriter Diane Nguyen, mentioned in several season 1 episodes.
- The Secrets of the Precursor Age
- Book that Inspector Borlú mentions seeing at the university while in Breach.
- Seduce Your Lousy, Lazy Husband
- Romantic book at the Books! Books! And additional Books! bookstore. (Season 6 episode Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy)
- See Her See You See We
- Book by Dr. Greta Mantleray. (episode Furs by Sebastian)
- Seeker of the Serpent's Eye
- Book by Lenora Tor that Mandy reads.
- The Sensual Human
- Book by Dr. Teri Hughes created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Setting Limits for Your Out-of-control Child
- Book Alfred is reading in the limo outside the Gotham City Winter Gala.
- Seven Independent Power Sources for Your Home
- Book Frannie sees someone reading at Boulder library.
- Sex
- Book by Krusty the Clown featuring photos of Krusty in a variety of sexual positions, a la Madonna. (Season 7 episode The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular!)
- Sex and the Single Mother
- Rachel's book that Phoebe picks up to read at Emma's birthday party. (Season 10 The One With the Cake)
- Sex Secrets of the Bible
- Chapter 19. Book in the pipeline from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out.
- The Sex-lives of the Nazis
- Erotica book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- The Shadow Exploded: Documented Facts and Specific Conclusions Derived from the Case of Carietta White
- Book by David R. Congress, published by the Tulane University Press 1981.
- Show Me the Mummy!
- New book by Sebastian Marx (Season 3 episode Show Me the Mummy)
- The Siderial Daily Mentioner's Book of Popular Galactic History
- Book. "Important facts from Galactic history, number one (Reproduced from the Siderial Daily Mentioner's Book of popular Galactic History): The night sky over the planet Krikkit is the least interesting sight in the entire Universe."
- The Sins of Freck
- Charles Freck began to hallucinate. The next thing he knew, a creature from between dimensions was standing beside his bed, looking down at him disapprovingly. You're gonna read me my sins? It's gonna take 100,000 hours? Your sins will be read to you ceaselessly, in shifts, throughout eternity. The list will never end. "The Sins of Freck."Charles Freck wished he could take back the last half-hour of his life.
- Sky Sluts
- Erotica book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Slow Tango in South Seattle
- Book Frasier's old friend Thomas Jay Fallow writes about Frasier's first time with his music teacher (Season 2 episode Slow Tango in South Seattle)
- Small Arms Digest
- Books on Cobra Commander's shelf (Issue #73 Divided We Fall)
- Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes
- Book in Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters the narrator mentions that's not as controversial as the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
- Second book in Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters.
- Somehow I Manage
- Book on management that Michael claims to be writing. Michael: "I am writing a book about it. I've written all of it In my head. If you're really interested, It is called Somehow I Manage. And there's going to be a picture of me on the cover, shrugging, with my sleeves rolled up." (Season 6 episode Happy Hour) Michael gives Darryl an unfinished copy (Season 7 episode Goodbye, Michael)
- Something Weird is Going On: What Did Jan Say? the Michael Scott Story. by Michael Scott with Dwight Schrute.
- Dwight: "When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense. You can read their moods like a book. And right now, the title of Michael's book is Something Weird is Going On: What Did Jan Say? The Michael Scott Story. By Michael Scott with Dwight Schrute." (Season 3 episode Branch Closing)
- Son of Squatch
- Final book in Virginia congressman-elect Denver Riggleman's Bigfoot erotica trilogy during Weekend Update segment (2018 episode with host Steve Carrell)
- Song of the Hammer
- Book by John Edward Maryville.
- The Sorrow of the Sorcerer's Son
- A book in the Bloodlines of Conquest book series. (Season 5 episode Analysis of Cork-Based Networking)
- The Sorry State of Films Today
- An essay by Jay Sherman (Season 1 episode Eye on the Prize)
- Soviet Economic Structures
- Spanking Stories
- She had even (an infallible mark of good reputation) been picked out to work in Pornosec, the sub-section of the Fiction Department which turned out cheap pornography for distribution among the proles. It was nicknamed Muck House by the people who worked in it, she remarked. There she had remained for a year, helping to produce booklets in sealed packets with titles like "Spanking Stories" or "One Night in a Girls' School", to be bought furtively by proletarian youths who were under the impression that they were buying something illegal.
- Speak Out and Score
- Book on business written by Rebecca's old professor. "Dare - Decide it - Do it." (Season 8 episode 13 Sammy and the Professor)
- Sperm Suicide
- Book on Tammy's "Approved" bookshelf.
- The Spirit Who Had Half of Everything
- Splice of Life: Breakthroughs in Cross-Species Genetics
- Springfield Law
- Book that Chief Wiggum reviews when Marge goes down to the Springfield police station to report the anonymous death threats that Bart has been receiving, learning that it is illegal to send threatening letters, and to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling, which the cops in the background are doing at that moment. (Season 5 episode Cape Feare)
- Step by Stepdad
- Brad's self-hell book on step-parenting.
- Steve Allen's Advice to Marty
- Book Steve Allen writes for Jay's son Marty (Season 1 episode A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera)
- Stone Fruits and Stone-stones: Fruits of the Paleolithic Era
- Book by Vivian Ludley (Marilu Henner)
- Stories from the Undead
- Book sold at the Parnormicon convention (Season 1)
- Stress Fractures in Titanium
- Suffragette City
- Book Princess Carolyn pitches to movie director Cameron Crow (Season 1 episode Say Anything) A coming of age story about rock music, being a teenager in the '80s and buying zoos by Jim Shelby. Cate Blanchette's favorite book.
- The Supreme Court?
- Book on lawyer Lionel Hutz's bookshelf. (Season 3 episode Flaming Moe's)
- A Surprising Property of Magnetic Traps of Type 77b
- One of Kirill's posthumous papers that had been published.
- Swamp Monsters of Malibu
- Failed book series published by Penguin Publishing.
- Swedish-made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me (This Sort of Thing is My Bag Baby)
- Sweetwater
- Novei in progress by Maddie Young.
- Tactics of War
- Books on Cobra Commander's shelf (Issue #73 Divided We Fall)
- Take His Balls & Go Home
- Book on Tammy's "Approved" bookshelf.
- The Tale of Half Christmas
- Book that introduces the episode (Season 1 episode The Strike)
- Tales of the Black Freighter
- Chapter 12 A Stronger Loving World.
- Tales of the Third Reich
- Book at the Books! Books! And additional Books! bookstore that Marge claims to be reading when Bart and Lisa catch her and Homer in the Romance section. (Season 6 episode Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy)
- Tales of Two Cities
- Book written by Dr. Edward Hayes.
- Talk Tough in French
- Book Sledge Hammer reads (Season 2 episode Wild About Hammer)
- Tall Structures
- Book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Teaching My Father to Read
- Book by Derek Zoolander, Jr. that becomes a #1 Bestseller and a National Book Award winner.
- Teaching the Slow Learner
- Telekinesis: Analysis and Aftermath
- Book by Dean D.L. McGuffin.
- Tell Me What You Feel Tell Me What You Want
- Telling All: An Unexpected Journey
- The Templar Treasure
- Book by Riley Poole about his and Ben's adventures in the first movie.
- Tentaulyphics
- One of Professor Inkling's books.
- Tequila Nights
- Book by Brian's buddy Danny Quinn about their adventures picking girls in the Caribbean. (Season 5 episode Call of the Wild)
- The Terry Chronicles, Book One: The Arrest of Edmund Grail
- Joke Terry makes after arresting his childhood hero and favorite author's old assistant and coming to terms with the fact that D.C. Parlov's inscription in his book isn't what made him who he is. (Season 4 episode Skyfire Cycle)
- The Terry Chronicles, Book Two: The Ravishing of Sharon
- Joke Jake makes after the joke Terry makes after arresting his childhood hero and favorite author's old assistant and coming to terms with the fact that D.C. Parlov's inscription in his book isn't what made him who he is. (Season 4 episode Skyfire Cycle)
- Tesori D'Arte Italiano
- Book about Italian art created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Theoretical Physics
- Generic textbook from Pilot episode.
- Theories on the Future of Man
- Book in Inspector Borlú's apartment.
- The Theory and Practice of Demonology
- Book by by Julian Karswell that Ray reads - Karswell is the name of the villain in Curse of the Demon.
- Theseus Manifesto
- Mentioned throughout the series. Published online. (Season 4 episode Power Hour)
- Things Andy Has Stolen
- Book Byron has been writing (episode Crazy in Rio)
- Through Flatland to Thoughtland by Prof. A. Square
- Throw Mamma from the Train
- Tim and the Big Red Engine
- The Timbala
- The sacred text of the people of Acquara (Season 1 episode Jeremiah Crichton)
- The Time Traveler's Optometrist
- Book by Penelope Foster, a Joan Callamezzo Book Club selection, also known as Joan's Picks. (Season 4 episode Born & Raised)
- Tracing Zippo Pine Bar
- Book by Diane Nguyen, previous work - and New York Times best seller - listed on the back cover of Diane's Secretariat: A Life. (Season 1 episode BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One)
- Tremors
- Book by Paul and Will's characters.
- Triumph of Death
- By Pieter Brueghel (the Elder)
- The Truth About Bats
- (Episode A Death Worse than Fate)
- The Truth about Whacking Day
- Book by Bob Woodward. (Season 4 episode Whacking Day)
- Truth in Comedy
- Book. "Andy Dick did comedy?" - Dr. Blake Downs. (Season 1 episode Punch It In!)
- Tuesdays with Morrie in Hell
- Book on the rapture that Homer buys at Gospel for Less Christian Bookstore. (Season 16 episode Thank God it's Doomsday)
- Tyrel's Print Shop
- (Episode War is the H Word)
- U.S.A-Bomb
- Book by Dr. Wesley Coller, the doctor interviewed on the fake newscast DVD bonus feature.
- Under the Dining Room Table
- Charlie jokes about a fake book called Under the Dining Room Table by Richard Gobbler in front of Herb, referencing Judith blowing him at dinner. (Season 6 episode Best H.O. Money Can Buy)
- An Unexpected Journey: Telling All by Dave Skylark
- The book Dave writes about his adventure in North Korea. The title is an homage to The Lord of the Rings, of which he is a big fan.
- Unidentified flying outrage!
- Book Bart finds at the Books! Books! And additional Books! bookstore. Bart: Did you know they're real? But there's a huge government conspiracy to cover it up! (Season 6 episode Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy)
- The Universal Language
- Book by Dr. Louise Banks.
- Val-U-Qual Coupons
- Coupon book that Bart finds in the dead letter office at the Springfield Post Office. (Season 10 episode Sunday Cruddy Sunday)
- Vampyricon
- (Episode Miss Lovecraft Sent Me)
- Ventriloquism with Jerry Popper and Chip Block
- (Episode Now Who's the Dummy)
- Views on Jews
- Book Lisa researches in the Old Springfield Library. (Season 3 episode Like Father, Like Clown)
- The Visible Dark
 - Book by Mothman expert Alexander Leek.
- Voices in America: History in Perspective
- Maeby's 9th grade history textbook (Season 2)
- Wait Til Your Liver Fails
- Alan jokes about a fake book to Charlie called Wait til Your Liver Fails by Hope Udai. (Season 6 episode Best H.O. Money Can Buy)
- The Wales Goodson Study
- Charlie and Kate's sex study. (Season 2 episode Charlie and His New Therapist)
- Washington D.C.
- Book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- The Way of Wonder
- In his groomsman cover story, Ira Drysdale is working on his first book called The Way of Wonder.
- The Web of Our Liberty
- Book on the back cover of one of the True Life Tales of Spider-Man comic books, as part of some sort of pyramid scheme. Text: "Everybody and Everyone… Do you know at least 10 people? Want to make at least $50.00 - or perhaps $100.00 to $200.00 in your spare time?"
- Well, that About Wraps It Up for God
- The best selling book by Oolon Cooluphid.
- What Was Happening?: An Analysis of What's Happening
- Book written by Abed's professor, the same one that wrote a book about and teaches a class about Who's the Boss? (Season 2 episode Competitive Wine Tasting)
- What's Next
- Book about The Sudden Departure by Patrick Johansen.
- When Stupid Ideals Happen to Smart Scientists
- Book Glen says he's going to write.
- Where God Went Wrong
- Book in Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters the narrator mentions that's not as controversial as the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
- First book in Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters.
- Where to Go
- (Episode A Grand Day Out)
- Who is This God Person Anyway?
- Book in Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters the narrator mentions that's not as controversial as the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
- Third book in Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters.
- Why are You Doing This to Me?
- Alan and Charlie make several jokes about fake books after Alan claims to have joined a book club and Charlie asks what book he's reading. Alan says it's a mystery called Why Are You Doing This to Me? Charlie responds by asking, isn't that by the same guy who wrote Because it Amuses Me? (Season 6 episode Best H.O. Money Can Buy)
- Why Should White Guys Have All the Fun?
- Book on Piranha's desk, that used to belong to the banker that fell in love with his mother, Desiree. (Season 2 episode The Basement)
- Why Some Kids Can't Learn
- Winning Strategies: A Thousand And One Poker Games
- Book by Jerry Ulberg created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Woman War III
- Book on Tammy's "Approved" bookshelf.
- A Woman's Worth
- Book on Tammy's "Approved" bookshelf.
- The Wood Printing Company
- Angela's mother, Betty, runs this company that she inherited from her father.
- World's Easiest Crossword Puzzles
- Marge's activity book. (Season 15 The Fat and the Furriest)
- Wormholes in Space
- Book Jenny is carrying in the school library when she runs into "Holden" (Matt)
- The Worshipful and Ancient Law of Gallifrey
- The Wunderkind!
- Book by Raff Hanks. (Season 1 episode The Wunderkind)
- X-Ships
- Chapter 8 Old Ghosts. Page 25, panel 2: One of the comics advertised.
- You and Your Planets
- New book by Gail Andrews.
- You are a Miracle
- The title of the book Gregory Hines is reading just after Chevy Chase gets out of the hospital.
- You are Who You Lay: Contemporary Sexual Role Playing
- By Mark Winslow (Dabney Coleman)
- You Can Be Your Own Best Friend
- Book woman on Halloran's flight to Colorado is reading.
- You: Beast
- Written by sociologist Chad C. Mulligan. A "popular science" book, condensing the science of mob psychology, population pressure, and biological imperative so that readers living in the increasingly populated world can better understand their own environment.
- Your Mind is My Puppet
- Book by Barry's boss at the IRS, Thurman Murch, C.P.A., available on his website for $14.99.
- Your Shoes' too Big to Kickbox God
- Twenty page book credited to Krusty the Clown, ghost written by John Updike. (Season 12 episode Insane Clown Poppy)
- Youre Dead I'm Rich
- Like the Woodsboro Murders by Gail Weathers in the Scream Trilogy but by Gail Hailstorm.
- Youth and the Drug Explosion
- Book Lane's father is reading. He underlines the word paranoid when Lane returns home running from the paperboys saying, They're after me.
- You're an Ignorant Idiot
- Written by sociologist Chad C. Mulligan. A series of pieces poking holes in "common sense" and received wisdom.
- Zen and the Art of Acquisitions
- The name of the last book that ALF read in the alternate reality his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage (Season 3 episode Stairway to Heaven)
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