MALLRATS
Film 1994. Written by Kevin Smith. Directed by Kevin Smith. Starring Shannen Doherty, Jeremy London, Jason Lee, Claire Forlani, Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams, Renee Humphrey, Jason Mewes, Ethan Suplee, Kevin Smith, Priscilla Barnes and Michael Rooker.
Source Features: BBB (29) TIMELINE (22) MAP (1) OTHER (18) THEMES (1)

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1Brodie QuotesQuotes

Brodie
Brodie: The force is strong with this one.

2Brodie QuotesQuotes

Brodie
Brodie: He's imitating Wolverine's berserker attack with his Adamantium claws.

3Brodie QuotesQuotes

Brodie
Brodie: It's impossible. Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her Fallopian tubes could handle his sperm. I guarantee you, he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb, do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? He's an alien for Christ's sake, Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has the strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom. That would kill him.



4Brodie & Stan Lee QuotesQuotes

Brodie & Stan Lee
Brodie: The Fantastic Four, Reed Richards - can his whole body stretch? I mean, every part? You know, like his...?
Stan Lee: I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days, what with the comic book code and all.



5Brodie & Stan Lee QuotesQuotes

Brodie & Stan Lee
Brodie: The Thing - is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body?
Stan Lee: It's a superhero secret.



6Jay QuotesQuotes

Jay
Jay: Silent Bob stole the schematics from some foolish carpenter and found a weakness just like the fucking Death Star. You knock this crossbeam out and, bicky bam, the whole stage comes crashing down.



7Jay QuotesQuotes

Jay
Jay: Shit-head here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. Crazy fuck thinks he'll levitate shit with his thoughts.



8Jay QuotesQuotes

Jay
Jay: Shit, bitch, we're gonna bust that stage like a high school kegger. We're gonna outwit LaFours X-Men style.

9Jay QuotesQuotes

Jay
Jay: Come, son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod! Snootchy bootchies!

10Rene QuotesQuotes

Rene
Rene: On your birthday when you asked me to do a striptease to the theme from Mighty Mouse, I said okay.

11Silent Bob QuotesQuotes

Silent Bob
Silent Bob: Adventure, excitement - a Jedi craves not these things.

12Stan Lee QuotesQuotes

Stan Lee
Stan Lee: Dr. Doom wears body armor to conceal his own mangled form, right? Okay, that was me beneath the armor.



13Stan Lee QuotesQuotes

Stan Lee
Stan Lee: The Hulk - a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next, just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.



14Stan Lee QuotesQuotes

Stan Lee
Stan Lee: You know, I think he bought it. It was the vulture soliloquy in the Spider-Man anniversary issue, Love be a Vulture Tonight.



15Stan Lee QuotesQuotes

Stan Lee
Stan Lee: You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs.



16Stan Lee QuotesQuotes

Stan Lee
Stan Lee: You know, it reminds me of an issue of Spider-man I did. When Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the Green Goblin showed up, and he pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.



17Stan Lee QuotesQuotes

Stan Lee
Stan Lee: Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. In fact, last time I checked I was way ahead.



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