HOT SHOTS! Film 1991. Written by Jim Abrahams and Pat Proft. Directed by Jim Abrahams. Starring Charlie Sheen, Cary Elwes, Valeria Golino, Lloyd Bridges, Kevin Dunn, Jon Cryer, Ryan Stiles, Kristy Swanson and Charles Barkley. | |||||
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1 | Admiral Benson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Admiral Benson Admiral Benson: God, I love a good funeral. | |||||||||||
2 | Admiral Benson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Admiral Benson Admiral Benson: My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians. | |||||||||||
3 | Multioptipupiloptomy | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Multioptipupiloptomy Washout takes Maxihydroclorosporin for his Walleye vision. There is a delicate corneal inversion procedure called a multioptipupiloptomy that could help, but on order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. | |||||||||||
4 | Operation Sleepy Weasel | Plans | Operations | ||||||||
Operation Sleepy Weasel Topper returns to Dudley Naval Air Station because they need him for Operation Sleepy Weasel. | |||||||||||
5 | Paternal Conflict Syndrome | Medical Conditions | Syndromes | ||||||||
Paternal Conflict Syndrome Topper suffers from PCS - Paternal Conflict Syndrome. | |||||||||||
6 | Ramada Thompson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Ramada Thompson Ramada Thompson: And by the way, I can go all night like a lumberjack. | |||||||||||
7 | Ramada Thompson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Ramada Thompson Ramada Thompson: I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it. | |||||||||||
8 | Ramada Thompson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Ramada Thompson Ramada Thompson: What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. | |||||||||||
9 | Topper Harley | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Topper Harley Topper Harley: My heart has fallen down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants. | |||||||||||
10 | Topper Harley | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Topper Harley Topper Harley: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer. | |||||||||||
11 | Topper Harley | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Topper Harley Topper Harley: I learned this one from Paula Abdul. | |||||||||||
12 | Topper Harley | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Topper Harley Topper Harley: Sayonara Saddam. | |||||||||||
13 | Topper Harley | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Topper Harley Topper Harley: My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals. | |||||||||||
14 | Topper Harley | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Topper Harley Topper Harley: I could never find time for love. It's too heavy. It's an anchor that drowns a man. Besides, I got the sky, the smell of jet exhaust, my bike. | |||||||||||
15 | Topper Harley | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Topper Harley Topper Harley: You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss? | |||||||||||
16 | Topper Harley | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Topper Harley Topper Harley: I was really impressed with the way you handled that stallion. You know, when I saw you dig your heels into his sides, tighten up the reigns and break his spirit, I never wanted to be a horse so much in my life. | |||||||||||
17 | Untitled | Themes | Shield, The | ||||||||
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18 | Walleye Vision | Medical Conditions | Conditions | ||||||||
Walleye Vision Washout takes Maxihydroclorosporin for his Walleye vision. There is a delicate corneal inversion procedure called a multioptipupiloptomy that could help, but on order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. |
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