THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT Film 2022. Written by Tom Gormican and Kevin Etten. Directed by Tom Gormican. Starring Nicolas Cage, Pedro Pascal, Sharon Horgan, Tiffany Haddish, Ike Barinholtz, Alessandra Mastronardi, Jacob Scipio, Neil Patrick Harris. | |||
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1 | July 17, 2021 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |||||||
July 17, 2021 Actor Nick Cage arrives in Mallorca, Spain to meet billionaire playboy Javi Gutierrez and be the guest of honor at his birthday. At the airport, he runs into Vivian, a CIA Agent investigating the kidnapping of a politician's daughter. | |||||||||||
3 | July 18, 2021 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |||||||
July 18, 2021 Actor Nick Cage and billionaire playboy Javi Gutierrez jump off the cliffs of Cap de Formentor and watch the movie Paddington 2. The Nick drives into town for a drink, the CIA enlist his help in locating the kidnapped daughter of a politician. | |||||||||||
3 | July 19, 2021 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |||||||
July 19, 2021 Actor Nick Cage and billionaire playboy Javi Gutierrez take LSD and brainstorm ideas for their screenplay, while Nick also attempts to locate the politician's kidnapped daughter for the CIA. Javi shows Nick his movie memorabilia collection. | |||||||||||
3 | July 20, 2021 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |||||||
July 20, 2021 CIA Agent Vivian informs actor Nick Cage that they found a wiretap, his cover is probably blown and they can't guarantee his safety, after which Nick discovers Javi has flown his ex-wife and daughter to Spain. Soon it is confirmed that his cover is blown, and his daughter is kidnapped. Both Nick and Javi are ordered to kill each other, but instead, they formulate a plan to rescue the kidnapped daughters. | |||||||||||
3 | July 21, 2021 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |||||||
July 21, 2021 Actor Nick Cage and billionaire playboy Javi Gutierrez implement their plan to rescue the kidnapped daughters that involves Nick posing as reclusive criminal Sergio. Their plan doesn't go according to plan, but they still manage to rescue the girls - and later make a movie about their adventure. | |||||||||||
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3 | Nick Cage | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Nick Cage Nick Cage: Is that supposed to be me? It's... grotesque. I'll give you $20,000 for it. | |||||||||||
4 | Nick Cage | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Nick Cage Nick Cage: Look, if Javi wants me to suck his dick or fuck his wife or watch me watch him fuck his wife, that's a no-go. Do you understand? Es no bueno. | |||||||||||
5 | Nick Cage | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Nick Cage Nick Cage: This is why I must trust my shamanic instincts as a thespian. | |||||||||||
6 | Nick Cage | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Nick Cage Nick Cage: He wanted me to wear a bee. And I said, "Jeff, not the bees. Not the bees!" So, he said, "Well, how about a scorpion?" I said, "I think a scorpion is a little aggressive, Jeff. What about a tarantula?" He goes, "Well, I don't think that's any less aggressive, Nick." And I say, "Well, it is to me. They're cute and fuzzy, right?" | |||||||||||
7 | Nick Cage & Javi Gutierrez | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Nick Cage & Javi Gutierrez Nick Cage: Paddington 2 is incredible. Javi Gutierrez: I fucking told you. | |||||||||||
8 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Shield, The | |||||||
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