Fiction Empire

Al & Fonz
Al: This is all I have to remember Rosa by.
Fonz: You dated the women on the dime?

Assorted Nuts

Criminals

Gangs

Assorted Nuts
Highschool girls' gang where each girl is named after a different nut. Fonzie used to date Chestnut.

Bag

Bag
Bag: Hi, I'm Bag, wanna go to a Demon party?

Chachi & Fonz

Chachi & Fonz
Chachi: I think i'll take the bus back, its been a dream of mine for a long time.
Fonz: Come on, I know you dream of Natalie Wood.
Chachi: Yes, but in the dream, I meet her on a bus.

Deirdre

Deirdre
Deirdre: Oh, this is really nice of you. But I think I ought to tell you I only eat vegetables. It's against my principles to eat murdered animals.

Deirdre & Howard

Deirdre & Howard
Deirdre: I'd like to wash the world's impurity and insincerity from my hands.
Howard: Uh, Joanie, would you kindly show our guest where we keep our hands sincere?

Deirdre & Howard

Deirdre & Howard
Deirdre: I'd like to wash the world's impurity and insincerity from my hands.
Howard: Uh, Joanie, would you kindly show our guest where we keep our hands sincere?

Demons

Criminals

Gangs

Demons
Richie and Potsie go through an initiation ritual in order to join a gang called the Demons.

The Dukes

Criminals

Gangs

The Dukes
Gang that steals Potsie's bike.

Fonz & Chachi

Fonz & Chachi
Fonz: You treat girls with love, tenderness and respect.
Chachi: Do you treat all of your girls that way?
Fonz: Yes, I do and it makes me proud to be an American.

Fonz & Heather

Fonz & Heather
Fonz: Is your daddy home?
Heather: No.
Fonz: When is your daddy coming home?
Heather: Mommy says when Hell freezes over.

Fonz & Richie

Fonz & Richie
Fonz: I like to encourage the kid when he shows some get up and go.
Richie: That's not all that's gettin' up and goin'.

Fonzie

Fonzie
Fonzie: Sorry, I must have caught a germ in biology.

Heather

Heather
Heather: A boy pulled my hair, I wanted to hit him. But, Mommy always told me when I get mad just say, Pins and needles, needles and pins, it's a happy girl who always grins.

Howard & Chachi

Howard & Chachi
Howard: But how are you going to support my daughter, how are you going to put food on the table?
Chachi: Don't worry Mr. C something bound to come along.
Howard: Yeah, and you'll have to feed that too.

Howard & Marion
Howard: Why don't you interview your old dad, you could call it interview with a common man.
Marion: Or you could call it interview with a chubby man.

Howard & Marion
Howard: My feet are exactly 11 inches long, if you don't believe me you can get a ruler and measure them.
Marion: If I could find a ruler, I wouldn't need your feet.

Howard & Marion
Howard: Marion, get me my hunting rifle.
Marion: You don't need your rifle, they're musicians.
Howard: Well then get me my saxophone, what are they doing here?

Howard & Marion
Howard: Marion, the kids are gone, we can do anything we want, we can even watch tv naked.
Marion: Oh not that again, Howard.

Howard tells Richie he used to play card...

Trivia

Name Game

Howard tells Richie he used to play cards and he even had a nickname.

	"Chips" Cunningham
	The Boz
	"High Card" Howard

Howard, Richie & Marion

Howard, Richie & Marion
Howard: And, Richard, I don't want to see her smoking any of those funny cigarettes.
Richie: Funny cigarettes?
Marion: Reefers, dear.

Jenny

Jenny
Jenny: This is the worst summer I've spent since my parents sent me to convent camp!

Jenny & Roger

Jenny & Roger
Jenny: Wanna get drunk, fool around, have a few kids or any of the above?
Roger: Jenny, what is the matter with you?
Jenny: Oh nothing I just had a few minutes to kill before my date.

Joanie & Fonz

Joanie & Fonz
Joanie: That doesn't give you much time to prepare.
Fonz: Prepare what?
Joanie: You're curriculm.
Fonz: What's wrong with the way I'm dressed?

Joanie & Jenny

Joanie & Jenny
Joanie: What if your parents call your house and want to talk to me.
Jenny: Don't worry Joans, i'll cover for you, I'll tell em you're too drunk to come to the phone.

Joanie & Richie

Joanie & Richie
Joanie: If you had the keys, how'd they steal the car, mom?
Richie: Yeah, and when you come to think of it, why'd they steal the car?

Joanie, Howard & Richie

Joanie, Howard & Richie
Joanie: I think she's a beatnik.
Howard: You don't say.
Joanie: I'm pretty sure.
Howard: Richard, I was not expecting you to bring home a stray beatnik.
Richie: Her name is Deidre, Dad.

Joanie, Marion & Chachi

Joanie, Marion & Chachi
Joanie: Mom, Chachi and I have finally done something that we've wanted to do for a long time, and we hope you approve.
Marion: Oh Joanie, oh my littel girl, oh my.
Joanie: Mom, I don't know what your thinking but its not that
Chachi: Yeah, its never that.

Junior Chipmunk of the Year

Recognition

Awards

Junior Chipmunk of the Year
Joanie and the Chipmunks present Junior Chipmunk of the Year to Howdy Doody.

Lady & Howard

Lady & Howard
Lady: You ought to be ashamed, making your wife work nights. If I were your wife I'd drink poison.
Howard: If you were my wife I'd let you.

Lori Beth

Lori Beth
Lori Beth: No Fonz, I don't believe you. Just like I didn't believe you found $800 in your Wheaties.

Lori Beth & Fonz

Lori Beth & Fonz
Lori Beth: Potsie stil hasn't told us what his job is.
Fonz: The guys entitled to privacy, just because he's keeping secrets doesn't mean he's doing something bad, maybe he's singing.
Lori Beth: Why would he keep that a secret?
Fonz: I don't know, maybe he's singing for the CIA?

Lori Beth & Potsie

Lori Beth & Potsie
Lori Beth: She's used to going out with guys who've lived.
Potsie: I've lived.
Lori Beth: I mean, recently.

Marion & Howard
Marion: Richie just hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has.
Howard: Marion, Argentina hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has.

Marion & Howard
Marion: Oh Howard, I never knew food could be so intoxicating.
Howard: You never could hold your chicken Marion.

Marion & Howard
Marion: Oh Howard, can you believe it, our babies having a baby, and one day, that baby will have a baby, and that baby will have a baby, but of course we'll be dead.
Howard: Marion, can't we just back up a few babies and enjoy the moment.

Marion & Howard
Marion: Howard, did you go out in your Jammies?
Howard: No Sweetheart, I wore a suit and changed at the mailbox.

Mr. Squirt

Mr. Squirt
Mr. Squirt: Tell you what - you let us keep the bike, and we'll let you keep every bone in your body.

Officer Kirk & Fonz

Officer Kirk & Fonz
Officer Kirk: Well, I knew there was a creep in here.
Fonz: Hey, don't be so hard on yourself, Kirk.

Potsie

Potsie
Potsie: Hi, I'm Potsie, how about you and me doing a slow bop and then heading out for the submarine races?

Potsie & Lori Beth

Potsie & Lori Beth
Potsie: Don't tell her i'm dying to meet her, have her bump into me accidently.
Lori beth: I'll have her hit you with her car.

Potsie & Ralph

Potsie & Ralph
Potsie: did you ever go out with a girl you really wanted to impress and all you could do was make a fool of yourself?
Ralph: Have you been reading my diary?

Richie

Richie
Richie: You never can tell what card the old hand of fate's gonna deal you.

Richie

Richie
Richie: I want you to know I respect you as a person.

Richie & Deidre

Richie & Deidre
Richie: Is this seat taken?
Deidre: Is the universe mindless and soulless?
Richie: It's taken.
Deirdre: Oh, not yet.
Richie: Oh. Well, mind if I sit here?
Deirdre: You're free. Do what you want.

Richie & Howard

Richie & Howard
Richie: All we had was beer in teeny-weeny little glasses.
Howard: How many teeny-weeny little glasses did you have?
Richie: Seventy-two.
Howard: I think it's time for some teeny-weeny cups of coffee.

Richie & Howard

Richie & Howard
Richie: No dad I'm going to interview Howdy Doody.
Howard: You mean you'd rather interview a dummy than me? Don't say what you're thinking, Marion.

Richie & Potsie

Richie & Potsie
Richie: There must be girls somewhere that think of us as men.
Potsie: There are, but Joanie's friends are too short.

Roger & the Fonz