THE CAMPAIGN Film 2012. Written by Chris Henchy and Shawn Harwell. Directed by Jay Roach. Starring Will Ferrell, Zach Galifianakis, Jason Sudeikis, Katherine LaNasa, Dylan McDermott, John Lithgow, Dan Aykroyd and Brian Cox. | |||
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1 | Cam Brady | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cam Brady Cam Brady: Your mama's like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and gets laid in a closet. | |||||||||||
2 | Cam Brady | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cam Brady Cam Brady: None of that was my fault. l was powerless. l was plied with copious amounts of Red Bull, Jell-O shots and Goldschlager. Remember Dr. Jenkins, he thought l had Crohn's disease. There were flakes of 24-karat gold in my stool for about a month. I crapped gold. | |||||||||||
3 | Cam Brady | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cam Brady Cam Brady: You know what the difference between your mama and a washing machine is? When l dump a load in a machine, machine doesn't follow me around for three weeks. | |||||||||||
4 | Clay Huggins | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Clay Huggins Clay Huggins: l shaved the dog and glued the hair to my nut sac so l'd look like a grown man. | |||||||||||
5 | Clay Huggins | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Clay Huggins Clay Huggins: l go to the mall and hide in a stairwell and take photos up women's skirts. l have a whole book of cooter shots under my bed. | |||||||||||
6 | Clay Huggins | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Clay Huggins Clay Huggins: l went to the petting zoo and l let the goat lick my penis. | |||||||||||
7 | Dylan Huggins | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dylan Huggins Dylan Huggins: I had a beer with the old biker man at the end of the street and he let me touch his old lady's titty. | |||||||||||
8 | Dylan Huggins & Marty Huggins | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dylan Huggins & Marty Huggins Dylan Huggins: One time l put a firefly in my butthole. Marty Huggins: Why? Dylan Huggins: To make my farts glow. | |||||||||||
9 | Marty Huggins | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Marty Huggins Marty Huggins: Dad, if you're still holding a grudge because l wore Crocs to Mom's funeral, like l've told you a thousand times, l'm sorry. Mom would've wanted it that way. She was casual. | |||||||||||
10 | Marty Huggins | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Marty Huggins Marty Huggins: Hate to break it to you, friend, but your balloon's getting ready to pop. And that balloon's full of your own butt toots. | |||||||||||
11 | Marty Huggins | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Marty Huggins Marty Huggins: Might wanna decide whether you're gonna buy toilet paper or aftershave. Because your face is like a butt. | |||||||||||
12 | Mitch | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Mitch Mitch: That's Marty Huggins. You know, back in fourth grade, they used to call him Tickle Shits, because all you had to do was tickle him and he'd shit his pants. | |||||||||||
13 | Mitzi Huggins | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Mitzi Huggins Mitzi Huggins: l touch myself to Drew Carey on The Price ls Right. | |||||||||||
14 | Raymond Huggins | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Raymond Huggins Raymond Huggins: Your brother Tripp is a bull's-eye. But you look like Richard Simmons just crapped out a goddamn hobbit. | |||||||||||
15 | Untitled | Themes | Solo | ||||||||
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16 | Untitled | Themes | Wall v1, The | ||||||||
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17 | Untitled | Themes | Mouth of Madness | ||||||||
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