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| AMERICAN PIE 2 Film 2001. Written by Adam Herz. Directed by James B. Rogers. Starring Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth, Alyson Hannigan, Chris Klein, Natasha Lyonne, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Tara Reid, Seann William Scott, Mena Suvari, Eddie Kaye Thomas and Eugene Levy. | |||
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| 1 | Jim | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jim Jim: I kind of super-glued myself to... uh... myself. | |||||||||||
| 2 | Jim's Dad | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jim's Dad Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream. | |||||||||||
| 3 | Sherminator & Jessica  | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Sherminator & Jessica Sherminator: Whoa, the Sherminator detects serious heart at a distance of two meters. Prepare to reply beer. Jessica: Sherman, dude. Let me give you a valuable piece of advice, okay? Drop the whole "Sherminator" thing. Sherminator: Please repeat your previous statement. Jessica: Look, I know your last name is Sherman, right? And that rhymes with The Terminator which was a big hot movie, what, like ten years ago. But you can't tell me a girl's ever really gone for it. Sherminator: System overload. Hasta la vista, Jessica. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Sherminator & Nadia | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Sherminator & Nadia Sherminator: I am the Sherminator - a sophisticated sex robot sent back thorugh time to change the future for one lucky lady. Nadia: I am lucky lady? Sherminator: That's right, Nadia. You've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live. | |||||||||||
| 5 | Stifler | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Stifler Stifler: Finch, fist yourself. | |||||||||||
| 6 | Stifler  | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Stifler Stifler: I'm Steve Stifler, and I have an eleven-inch penis... around... think about it.  | |||||||||||
| 7 | Stifler | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Stifler Stifler: Eat shit, shitbrick. | |||||||||||
| 8 | Stifler | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Stifler Stifler: Ladies, I am down with the funky shit. | |||||||||||
| 9 | Stifler | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Stifler Stifler: When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you fuckers learn anything in college? | |||||||||||
| 10 | Stifler | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Stifler Stifler: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo! | |||||||||||
| 11 | Stifler | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Stifler Stifler: The force is strong in that one. | |||||||||||
| 12 | Stifler's Mom & Finch | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Stifler's Mom & Finch Stifler's Mom: Oh, Finchy, I missed you. Finch: Oh, Jeannine. Jeannine. Stifler's Mom: Call me Stifler's Mom. Finch: Oh, Stifler's Mom!  | |||||||||||
| 13 | Untitled | Themes | Dark Shadows | ||||||||
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