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Film 2001. Written by David Diamond, David Weissman and Don Jakoby. Directed by Ivan Reitman. Starring David Duchovny, Orlando Jones, Seann William Scott, Julianne Moore and Ted Levine. | ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageSource/source_6563.jpg) | |
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# | BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU | 1 | Glen Canyon Community College | BBB | Education | Colleges | | Glen Canyon Community College A large meteor crashes in the barren Arizona desert late at night, which aspiring firefighter Wayne Grey witnesses. The next day, science professors Ira Kane and Harry Block from nearby Glen Canyon Community College investigate the crash site, discovering the meteor has landed in a large cave and 'bleeds' a strange blue liquid when scraped. They quickly learn that the meteor harbors extra-terrestrial nitrogen-based microorganisms that condense millions of years of evolution within a matter of hours: the next day, the microscopic organisms have evolved into asexual fungi and flatworms that cannot yet breathe oxygen, and aquatic life the day after that.
| OTHER | 2 | Harry Block | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | Harry Block Harry Block: Great googa-mooga!
| 3 | Harry Block | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | Harry Block Harry Block: Liar, liar, pants on fire!
| 4 | Harry Block | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | Harry Block Harry Block: For the love of everything good and holy, get this goddamn thing out of me!
| 5 | Harry Block | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | Harry Block Harry Block: There's a fly in my suit!
| 6 | Ira Kane | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | Ira Kane Ira Kane: Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end." Although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties.
| 7 | Ira Kane | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | Ira Kane Ira Kane: Let's shampoo us some aliens!
| 8 | Ira Kane | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | Ira Kane Ira Kane: Give me back my friend, you big sphincter!
| 9 | Nurse Tate, Dr. Paulson & Harry Block | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | Nurse Tate, Dr. Paulson & Harry Block Nurse Tate: I'll get the lubricant. Dr. Paulson: There's no time for lubricant! Harry Block: There's always time for lubricant!
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