Fiction Empire

A-Train
A-Train: You're like if Ashton Kutcher fucked a clown fish. You're a joke.

Annie's top 3 candy bars.

Questions

Annie's top 3 candy bars.

	Kit Kat, 3 Musketeers and Payday
	Almond Joy, Charleston Chew and Bit-O-Honey
	Snickers, Twix and Butterfinger

Ashley

Ashley
Ashley: Is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid? No, that's not rhetorical. Answer me.

Billy Butcher
Billy Butcher: Hughie, calm down, all right? This is like that scene in The Matrix. Now, you could take the fucking red pill, right? Spend the rest of your life jacking off, crying into your chai tea green latte, or you could take the blue pill. Or is it the red pill? Anyway, take the other pill, and quit being a cunt.

Billy Butcher
Billy Butcher: That's the fucking game. If you don't like to play, why did you join the fucking team?

Billy Butcher
Billy Butcher: Well, well, well, if it ain't the invisible cunt.

Billy Butcher
Billy Butcher: Now you keep your nose clean, sunshine. Or I'll come back and stomp ya.

Billy Butcher
Billy Butcher: It's like Hughie's infected you both with a raging case of vagina!

Billy Butcher & Hughie Campbell

Billy Butcher & Hughie Campbell
Billy Butcher: What do I look like?
Hughie Campbell: Like you're starring in a porn version of The Matrix.

Black Noir's real name.

Black Noir's real name.

	Earic
	Earving
	Earwin

The Boys

Flatliners 2


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Butcher

Butcher
Butcher: With great power comes the absolute certainty that you'll turn into a right cunt.

Butcher

Butcher
Butcher: Holy fuck - that was diabolical!

Butcher

Butcher
Butcher: Evening, cunts.

Butcher's Aunt Judy's dog's name.

Name Game-Animals

Butcher's Aunt Judy's dog's name.

	Horror
	Fear
	Terror

Butcher's brother's name.

Butcher's brother's name.

	Lenny
	Larry
	Lonnie

Dr. Vogelbaum

Dr. Vogelbaum
Dr. Vogelbaum: Apparently nature is tenacious.

Ezekiel

Ezekiel
Ezekiel: I'm Ezekiel, and I want you to join me at the Believe Expo, June 6th to the 10th at the Fairgrounds. Sponsored by Samaritan's Embrace. We're gonna have music, we're gonna have worship, food trucks and, oh, yeah, Christ. Featuring Homelander and Starlight from The Seven.

Frenchie

Frenchie
Frenchie: So, you came here? You meant to come here? Without Butcher? C'est incroyable. Oh never has a man thrown his life away so completely like you've thrown yours away today. No no, what I mean is, you rescuing us is the most useless, futile gesture I can think of.

Frenchie

Frenchie
Frenchie: She says she's going to stick her boot up your Nazi kitty.

Frenchie

Frenchie
Frenchie: Hey, tell Butcher about the thick penis around your neck.

Frenchie

Frenchie
Frenchie: Girls do get it done.

Frenchie

Frenchie
Frenchie: A hamburger with a doughnut for a bun? Truly there is no God here.

Frenchie

Frenchie
Frenchie: Entourage is but for the stupid and the damned.

Frenchie, Cherie & Jay

Frenchie, Cherie & Jay
Frenchie (regarding Golden Girls): Those saucy ladies, they made their own family. So I did what they did. You are my Blanche. And Jay, you are my Dorothy.
Cherie: 'Cause you're a little gay.
Jay: So you're Betty White.
Frenchie: Oh, what a fucking question. Of course I'm Betty White.

Homelander

Homelander
Homelander: It's not paranoid if they're really out to get you.

Homelander

Homelander
Homelander: Is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid? It's not rhetorical. Answer me.

Homelander

Homelander
Homelander: See Maeve, I'm not letting you live. I'm keeping you alive.

Homelander

Homelander
Homelander: Did you know? That I had a father out there alive this whole time? Why didn't you tell me? You should have told me.

Homelander & Butcher

Homelander & Butcher
Homelander: Where's Ryan?
Butcher: He's at 673 Nosh My Bullocks Ave.

Homelander's real name.

Homelander's real name.

	Paul
	John
	George

Hughie Campbell & Mother's Milk

Hughie Campbell & Mother's Milk
Hughie Campbell: What are you watching?
Mother's Milk: A show called Eat My Dick.

Kimiko

Kimiko
Kimiko: Our past is not who we are.

Maeve

Maeve
Maeve: I could split that shit like dry firewood.

Maeve

Maeve
Maeve: It's like you wear a neon sign that says, "Raw dog me, I'm a bottom."

Mallory

Mallory
Mallory: Vengeance isn't a path to glory, Hugh. It's a one-way ticket to a dead end, looking at fucking birds.

Mother's Milk
Mother's Milk: Vought's manufacturing super villains. It's the story of the century. Don't you want a fucking Pulitzer? Well, fuck you, too, then.

Mother's Milk
Mother's Milk: To fathers and sugar.

Mother's Milk
Mother's Milk: Lick my big black balls, Butcher.

Mother's Milk
Mother's Milk: You can move him. Good luck with me.

Mother's Milk
Mother's Milk: Lick my big black balls, Butcher.

Mother's Milk
Mother's Milk: Only been here three minutes and it's already The Bold and the Batshit.

Mother's Milk
Mother's Milk: Red Dawn, motherfucker.

Mother's Milk
Mother's Milk: Rocky IV, motherfucker.

Mother's Milk
Mother's Milk: You put the world's deadliest nerve agent in a ten dollar bottle of Starlight's Wish perfume?

Mother's Milk
Mother's Milk: Yeah! Fuck your shield, bitch!

Mother's Milk
Mother's Milk: From where I'm standing, we're fucked with no grease.

Mother's Milk's real name.

Mother's Milk's real name.

	Zaphod
	Marvin
	Arthur

Popclaw

Popclaw
Popclaw: You're a filthy pig who likes to eat ass!

Popclaw

Preferred soft drink of the Church of th...

Popclaw
Popclaw: You got the right to remain silent, bitch.

Questions

Preferred soft drink of the Church of the Collective.

	RC Cola
	Fresca
	Sprite

Queen Maeve

Queen Maeve
Queen Maeve: Hey Kraut!

Queen Maeve

Queen Maeve
Queen Maeve: He's even more of a Twink than in the photo. I could split that shit like dry firewood.

Queen Maeve and her ex-girlfriend's shar...

Queen Maeve and her ex-girlfriend's shared car's name.

	Freckles
	Sweet Cheeks
	Shortcake

Queen Maeve defeats Black Noir by stuffi...

Questions

Queen Maeve defeats Black Noir by stuffing what candy bar in his mouth?

	Almond Joy
	Big Hunk
	Mars bar

Season 3

Gray Eagle


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The Seven

Flatliners 2


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The Seven

Mouth of Madness


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Soldier Boy

Soldier Boy
Soldier Boy: We're gonna need more reefer.

Soldier Boy

Soldier Boy
Soldier Boy: Where's the cum guzzler?

Stormfront

Stormfront
Stormfront: What's this world coming to?

Stormfront

Stormfront
Stormfront: Look at me! I like to see the light go out.

Stormfront

Stormfront
Stormfront: I would be lonely too if I was cooped up all day by myself in this West Elm Death Star.

Stormfront

Stormfront
Stormfront: You snooze, you lose, gramps.

Stormfront

Stormfront
Stormfront: Open your eyes. Open your eyes. I like to see the light go out. Fucking yellow bastard.

Stormfront

Stormfront
Stormfront: Aw, can't do your magic little hand thingy anymore? How come?

Stormfront

Stormfront
Stormfront: See? I told you I don't break easy.

Stormfront

Stormfront
Stormfront: Don't be a pussy - laser my fucking tits.

Stormfront

Stormfront
Stormfront: Oh God, it fuckin' hurts... Don't stop!

Stormfront

Stormfront
Stormfront: There you are, you slippery little bitch!

The Deep's real name.

The Deep's real name.

	Kevin
	Stuart
	Bob

The name of the Russian super Hamster.

Name Game-Animals

The name of the Russian super Hamster.

	Lee
	Curtis
	Jamie

Translucent's son's name.

Translucent's son's name.

	Maverick
	Merlin
	Goose

Untitled

Color Out of Space


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Untitled

Mouth of Madness


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Untitled

3-D


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Vagina

Medical Conditions

Conditions

Vagina
Joke Butcher makes: It's like Hughie's infected you both with a raging case of vagina!

VH1 Educator Awards

Recognition

Awards Ceremonies

VH1 Educator Awards
When The Deep's is high on mushrooms, he talks to his gills, and they mention the time he was supposed to present Melissa Dubrowski with the Teacher of the Year award at the VH1 Educator Awards, the kindergarten teacher whom he finger banged backstage.

What is Soldier Boy's real first name?