FULL METAL JACKET Film 1987. Written by Stanley Kubrick, Michael Herr and Gustav Hasford. Directed by Stanley Kubrick. Starring Matthew Modine, Adam Baldwin, Vincent D|Onofrio, Lee Ermey, Dorian Harewood, Arliss Howard, Kevyn Major Howard and Ed O|Ross. | |||||
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1 | Mao Giang | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Mao Giang Movie on theater marquee during news crew interview. Translation: "Red River". | |||||||||||
3 | Vietnam: The Movie | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Vietnam: The Movie Joker: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? Cowboy: Hey, start the cameras. This is "Vietnam: the Movie!" Eightball Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne. I'll be a horse! Donlon: T.H.E. Rock can be a rock! T.H.E. Rock: I'll be Ann-Margret! Doc Jay: Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo! Crazy Earl: I'll be General Custer! Rafterman: Well, who'll be the Indians? Animal Mother: Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians! | |||||||||||
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
3 | December 25, 1967 | Dates | 20th Century: 60s | Events | |||||||
December 25, 1967 Marines sing happy birthday to Jesus, followed by a magic show at 0930. | |||||||||||
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3 | Animal Mother | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Animal Mother Animal Mother: If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang. | |||||||||||
3 | Animal Mother | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Animal Mother Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole. | |||||||||||
3 | Colonel Pogue | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Colonel Pogue Colonel Pogue: Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over. | |||||||||||
3 | Cowboy | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Cowboy Cowboy: I hate Vietnam. There's not one horse in this whole country. There's not one horse in Vietnam. There's something basically wrong with that. | |||||||||||
3 | Cowboy | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Cowboy Cowboy: I think what she's trying to say is that you black boys pack too much meat. | |||||||||||
3 | Cowboy | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Cowboy Cowboy: Good morning little schoolgirl. I'm a little schoolboy, too. | |||||||||||
3 | Crazy Earl | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Crazy Earl Crazy Earl: These are great days we're living, bros! We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting. | |||||||||||
4 | Da Nang Hooker | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Da Nang Hooker Da Nang Hooker: Hey baby, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. You party? | |||||||||||
3 | Door Gunner | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Door Gunner Door Gunner: Anyone who runs is V.C. Anyone who stands still is well-disciplined V.C.! | |||||||||||
3 | Door Gunner | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Door Gunner Door Gunner: Get some! Get some! Get some! | |||||||||||
3 | Door Gunner & Joker | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Door Gunner & Joker Door Gunner: You guys oughta do a story about me sometime! Joker: Why should we do a story about you? Door Gunner: 'Cause I'm so fuckin' good! | |||||||||||
3 | Door Gunner & Joker | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Door Gunner & Joker Door Gunner: I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo, too! Them's all confirmed! Joker: Any women or children? Door Gunner: Sometimes. Joker: How can you shoot women or children? Door Gunner: Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell? | |||||||||||
3 | Eightball | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Eightball Eightball: Excuse me, ma'am. What we have here little yellow sister is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. | |||||||||||
3 | Gunnery Sergeant Hartman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps! | |||||||||||
4 | Gunnery Sergeant Hartman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit. | |||||||||||
5 | Gunnery Sergeant Hartman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister. | |||||||||||
3 | Gunnery Sergeant Hartman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A rifle is only a tool. It's a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because Marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand? | |||||||||||
4 | Gunnery Sergeant Hartman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it? | |||||||||||
5 | Gunnery Sergeant Hartman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck! | |||||||||||
3 | Gunnery Sergeant Hartman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around. | |||||||||||
4 | Gunnery Sergeant Hartman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo! | |||||||||||
5 | Gunnery Sergeant Hartman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. | |||||||||||
3 | Gunnery Sergeant Hartman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant? | |||||||||||
4 | Gunnery Sergeant Hartman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You climb obstacles like old people fuck. Do you know that, Private Pyle? | |||||||||||
3 | Gunnery Sergeant Hartman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, Numb Nuts? Didn't your mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? | |||||||||||
4 | Insults | Other | Themes | Billboard | |||||||
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5 | Joker | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Joker Joker: The dead know only one thing: it's better to be alive. | |||||||||||
3 | Joker | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Joker Joker: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit. yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid. | |||||||||||
4 | Joker | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Joker Joker: I wanted to meet interesting, stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill. | |||||||||||
3 | Joker | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Joker Joker: I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade? | |||||||||||
4 | Joker | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Joker Joker: Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts outta my shit. | |||||||||||
3 | Joker, Cowboy, Eightball, Donlon, T.H.E.... | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Joker, Cowboy, Eightball, Donlon, T.H.E. Rock, Doc Jay, Crazy Earl, Rafterman & Animal Mother Joker: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? Cowboy: Hey, start the cameras. This is "Vietnam: the Movie!" Eightball Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne. I'll be a horse! Donlon: T.H.E. Rock can be a rock! T.H.E. Rock: I'll be Ann-Margret! Doc Jay: Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo! Crazy Earl: I'll be General Custer! Rafterman: Well, who'll be the Indians? Animal Mother: Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians! | |||||||||||
3 | Marines | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Marines Marines: This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen. | |||||||||||
3 | Private Gomer Pyle's real name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game | |||||||
Private Gomer Pyle's real name.
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3 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness | |||||||
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4 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Beast | |||||||
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5 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Dark Shadows | |||||||
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