OCTOPUSSY Film 1983. Written by George MacDonald Fraser, Michael G. Wilson and Richard Maibaum. Directed by John Glen. Starring Roger Moore, Maud Adams, Louis Jourdan, Kristina Wayborn and Kabir Bedi. | |||||
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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU | |||||||||||
1 | Kutuzov Computer | BBB | Computers | Supercomputers | |||||||
Kutuzov Computer Orlov: In East Germany under my direct command, I have 31 divisions, including 11 tank divisions and another five in Czechoslovakia. In support, on the Russian western border are 60 divisions, including 22 tank divisions. In all, a 10-1 advantage. American and West German forces can field at most ten armoured divisions. The British maintain only a token force. We have played out a variety of attack strategies on the new Kutuzov computer and find that a lightning thrust by ten armored divisions from the north, and by five more through Czechoslovakia, lead to total victory in five days against any possible defense scenario. | |||||||||||
2 | Universal Exports | BBB | Corporations | Import Export Companies | |||||||
Universal Exports Cover for the British Secret Service. James Bond: Welcome to Universal Exports. | |||||||||||
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
3 | August 25, 1982 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
August 25, 1982 Pale British spy James Bond dons a mustache to pose as Hispanic military officer Col. Luis Toro and infiltrate a horse show near a military base in an unnamed Latin American country, where he plants some explosives. | |||||||||||
3 | January 16, 1983 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
January 16, 1983 Bond defeats exiled Afghan prince Kamal Khan in a game of backgammon using Khan's loaded dice. After escaping from Khan's bodyguard Gobinda, Bond visits Q, picking up a listening and tracking device. | |||||||||||
3 | January 17, 1983 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
January 17, 1983 Exiled Afghan prince Kamal Khan's henchman Magda seduces James Bond. | |||||||||||
3 | January 18, 1983 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
January 18, 1983 Following a night of lovemaking, James Bond permits Magda to steal the real Faberge egg, which is fitted with Q's listening and tracking device. Following her exit, Gobinda knocks Bond unconscious. | |||||||||||
3 | January 19, 1983 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
January 19, 1983 James Bond wakes up in exiled Afghan prince Kamal Khan's palace. After Bond escapes from his room, he discovers that Khan is working with Orlov, a Soviet general seeking to expand Soviet domination to Western Europe. | |||||||||||
3 | January 20, 1983 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
January 20, 1983 James Bond infiltrates Octopussy's palace, and confronts her. | |||||||||||
3 | January 21, 1983 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
January 21, 1983 James Bond sleeps with Octopussy. Khan's mercenaries Mischka and Grischka break into the palace to kill Bond, but Bond and Octopussy thwart them. Bond learns from Q that thugs have killed Vijay. | |||||||||||
3 | January 22, 1983 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
January 22, 1983 Travelling to East Germany, Bond infiltrates the circus and discovers that Orlov has replaced the Soviet treasures with a nuclear warhead, primed to explode during the circus performance at a US Air Force base in West Germany. | |||||||||||
3 | January 23, 1983 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
January 23, 1983 Dressed as a clown, James Bond deactivates Khan's bomb at the circus. | |||||||||||
OTHER | |||||||||||
3 | James Bond | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
James Bond James Bond: Welcome to Universal Exports. | |||||||||||
4 | James Bond | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
James Bond James Bond: Fill her up, please. | |||||||||||
5 | James Bond | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
James Bond James Bond: At the risk of appearing to be making light dinner conversation, may I ask exactly why I'm here? | |||||||||||
6 | James Bond | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
James Bond James Bond: Easy comes, easy goes! | |||||||||||
7 | Kamal Khan | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kamal Khan Kamal Khan: Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed, soon to be made extinct. | |||||||||||
8 | Kamal Khan & James Bond | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kamal Khan & James Bond Kamal Khan: You seem to have this nasty habit of surviving. James Bond: You know what they say about the fittest. | |||||||||||
9 | M | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
M M: Eyes only, 007. Operation Trove. You'll be replacing 009. He turned up dead in East Germany with that egg in his hand. | |||||||||||
10 | Octopussy | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Octopussy Octopussy: Oh, a man of principle - with a price on his head. Naturally you do it for Queen and Country. I have no country. I have no price on my head! | |||||||||||
11 | Octopussy | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Octopussy Octopussy: And you are James Bond, 007, Licensed to Kill. Am I to be your target tonight? | |||||||||||
12 | Operation Trove | Other | Plans | Operations | |||||||
Operation Trove Bond's next mission, replacing 009 after he turns up dead in East Germany. | |||||||||||
13 | Q | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Q Q: You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn! | |||||||||||
14 | Q | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Q Q: Really, 007! Look, I haven't time for these adolescent antics! | |||||||||||
15 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Shield, The | |||||||
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