VIOLENT NIGHT Film 2022. Written by Pat Casey, Josh Miller. Directed by Tommy Wirkola. Starring David Harbour, John Leguizamo, Alex Hassell, Alexis Louder, Beverly D|Angelo. | |||
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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU | |||||||||||
1 | Blaster Astro | BBB | Toys | Toy Weapons | |||||||
Blaster Astro Gift Santa Claus gives the bartender. | |||||||||||
3 | Dark Ransom | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Dark Ransom Movie featuring wannabe action star Morgan Steel. | |||||||||||
4 | Explosive Force | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Explosive Force Action movie that wannabe action star Morgan Steel wants to make. | |||||||||||
3 | Wee Johnny's | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs | |||||||
Wee Johnny's Bar Santa Claus visits on Christmas Eve. | |||||||||||
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
3 | September 11, 2001 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
September 11, 2001 The historic date 9/11 would have gone down a little different had wannabe action star Morgan Steel had been there. Morgan Steel: All I'm saying is, if I was on one of those planes, 9/11 would have ended with a bunch of terrorists skydiving over Connecticut without their parachutes. | |||||||||||
3 | December 24, 2022 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |||||||
December 24, 2022 Jason Lightstone, his estranged wife Linda, and their 7-year-old daughter Trudy visit his mother Gertrude's mansion to celebrate Christmas Eve with his sister Alva, her new boyfriend and wannabe-action star Morgan Steel, and Alva's online streamer son Bertrude. Drunkenly delivering gifts, Santa Claus arrives at the Lightstone estate where the caterers reveal themselves to be mercenaries with Christmas-themed codenames. Led by "Mr. Scrooge", they slaughter the staff and take the family hostage. | |||||||||||
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3 | Commander Thorp & Gertrude | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Commander Thorp & Gertrude Commander Thorp: I have no idea what the fuck is going on here, but this ends now. Gertrude: Damn right it does. | |||||||||||
4 | Morgan Steel | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Morgan Steel Morgan Steel: All I'm saying is, if I was on one of those planes, 9/11 would have ended with a bunch of terrorists skydiving over Connecticut without their parachutes. | |||||||||||
5 | Mr. Scrooge | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Mr. Scrooge Mr. Scrooge: Whatever it takes, Christmas dies tonight. | |||||||||||
6 | Mr. Scrooge | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Mr. Scrooge Mr. Scrooge: Bah humbug, motherfucker. | |||||||||||
7 | Mr. Scrooge | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Mr. Scrooge Mr. Scrooge: That's what I love about sociopaths, always up for trying new things. | |||||||||||
8 | Mr. Scrooge & Santa Claus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Mr. Scrooge & Santa Claus Mr. Scrooge: The last Christmas. Santa Claus: Not if you still believe. | |||||||||||
9 | Santa Claus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Santa Claus Santa Claus: You were about to murder an innocent child. Naughty. Naughty. Naughty! | |||||||||||
10 | Santa Claus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Santa Claus Santa Claus: Santa's gonna eat through these guys like a plate full of cookies. | |||||||||||
11 | Santa Claus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Santa Claus Santa Claus: Stocking stuffer. | |||||||||||
12 | Santa Claus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Santa Claus Santa Claus: Santa Claus is comin' to town. | |||||||||||
13 | Santa Claus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Santa Claus Santa Claus: Suck on this. | |||||||||||
14 | Soldier & Santa Claus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Soldier & Santa Claus Soldier: Jesus Christ. Santa Claus: Nope. Just jolly old Saint Nick. | |||||||||||
15 | The name of Santa Claus' favorite hammer... | Other | Trivia | Name Game | |||||||
The name of Santa Claus' favorite hammer when he was Nicomund the Red.
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16 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Solo | |||||||
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