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| THE FAR SIDE Comic Strips 1980. Written by Gary Larson. | |||
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| 1 | Chicken Fortune Teller | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Chicken Fortune Teller Chicken Fortune Teller: Whoa! Another bad one! I see your severed head lying quietly in the red stained dirt, a surprised expression still frozen in your lifeless eyes. Next. | |||||||||||
| 2 | Dog in Heaven  | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dog in Heaven Dog in Heaven: For twelve years I was a car-chaser. Pontiacs, Fords, Chryslers - I took them all on. And yesterday my stupid owner backs over me in the driveway.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Lobster | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Lobster Lobster (to cook): Three wishes? Did I say three wishes? Shoot! I'll grant your four wishes!  | |||||||||||
| 4 | Old Woman | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Old Woman Old Woman (trapped in bird cage to bird flying away): You'll never get away with this! | |||||||||||
| 5 | Pilot | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Pilot Pilot: Say, what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank? | |||||||||||
| 6 | Scientist | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Scientist Scientist: There goes Williams again, trying to win support for his Little Bang Theory. | |||||||||||
| 7 | Secretary | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Secretary Secretary: It's a fax from your dog, Mr. Dansworth. It looks like your cat.  | |||||||||||
| 8 | Spider  | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Spider Spider (suicide note): Goodbye world. | |||||||||||
| 9 | Untitled | Themes | Gray Eagle | ||||||||
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| 10 | Viking | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Viking Viking supervisor: Okay, before you go, let me read this one more time: Burn the houses, eliminate the townsfolk, destroy the crops, plunder their gold! You knuckleheads think you can handle that? | |||||||||||
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