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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
1 | De-neuralyzer | BBB | Technology Products | Electronics |
| De-neuralyzer Device that reverses the effects of a neuralyzer.
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2 | Famous Ben's Pizza of SoHo | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
| Famous Ben's Pizza of SoHo Restaurant where Laura Vasquez worked.
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3 | Fun Zone | BBB | Nightlife | Strip Clubs |
| Fun Zone Strip club in the bus locker.
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4 | Kylothian Class C | BBB | Vehicles | Spacecrafts |
| Kylothian Class C Space ship.
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5 | Men in Black | BBB | Organizations | Secret Organizations |
| Men in Black
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6 | Mysteries in History | BBB | Television | TV-Biography |
| Mysteries in History TV show featuring host Peter Graves.
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7 | Neuralyzer | BBB | Technology Products | Electronics |
| Neuralyzer Men in Black tool used to alter memories.
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8 | Tapeworm Video Store | BBB | Retail | Adult Stores |
| Tapeworm Video Store Agent K and Agent J track down a video tape - a clue to the source of the Light.
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FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
9 | February 1, 2002 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
| February 1, 2002 Agent J and Agent T become partners.
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10 | July 4, 2002 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
| July 4, 2002 Agent J neuralyzes Agent T - erasing his time since they became partners 5 months, 3 days earlier on February 1st.
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11 | July 2 | Dates | No Year | Events |
| July 2 Agent K reserves Mysteries in History, episode 27: Light of Zartha. Year unknown.
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MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
12 | Hell | Map | Worlds | Afterlife |
| Hell Newspaper headline: Satan Escapes from Hell.
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13 | Jorn | Map | Outer Space | Planets |
| Jorn Sylona Gorth's planet of origin.
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14 | Kaluth System | Map | Outer Space | Star Systems |
| Kaluth System Star system, home of the planet Jorn, Sylona Gorth's planet of origin.
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15 | Zartha | Map | Outer Space | Planets |
| Zartha Peter Graves: Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence, a quasi-government agency known as the Men in Black supposedly carries out secret operations here on Earth in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies. Here is one of their stories that "never happened", from one of their files that doesn't exist. 1978. The leaders of Zartha flee their planet in order to escape the clutches of the evil Kylothian, Sereelena.
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OTHER |
16 | Agent J | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Agent J Agent J: Thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would have been eaten. 'Cause you don't listen! You're ignorant! How's a man gonna come crashin' through the back of a subway win - that's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers! "Oh no, we've seen it all!" "Oh no, a 600 foot worm, save us Mr. Black Man!" I ask you nicely to move forward to the next car, y'all just sit there like...
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17 | Agent K | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Agent K Agent K: The Crelons are the Backstreet Boys of the universe. What'd they do, throw snowballs at you?
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18 | Agent K | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Agent K Agent K: You did not see a room full of shiny weapons, you did not see four alien night crawlers. You will love and cherish each other for the rest of your life.
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19 | Agent K | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Agent K Agent K: The wife and I went to Vegas and saw Siegfried and Roy make a pair of white tigers fly around the room. Your act's nothing special, slick.
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20 | Agent K & Agent J | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Agent K & Agent J Agent K: That come standard?
Agent J: Actually, it came with a black dude, but he kept gettin' pulled over.
Agent K: Yep.
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21 | Agent K's name when Agent J locates him ... | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
| Agent K's name when Agent J locates him working at the post office in Truro, Massachusetts.
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22 | Dog's name that greets the alien ship. | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Dog's name that greets the alien ship.
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23 | Frank the Pug | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Frank the Pug Frank the Pug: Trapped like rats in a Chia Pet.
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24 | Jarra | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jarra Jarra: They caught me siphoning ozone from their atmosphere to sell on the black market. They're very touchy about this global warming thing.
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25 | Laura | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Laura Laura: When we're kids, before we're taught how to think or what to believe, our hearts tell us there is something else out there. I know what I saw. You tell me what I'm supposed to believe.
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26 | Peter Graves | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Peter Graves Peter Graves: Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence, a quasi-government agency known as the Men in Black supposedly carries out secret operations here on Earth in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies. Here is one of their stories that "never happened", from one of their files that doesn't exist. 1978. The leaders of Zartha flee their planet in order to escape the clutches of the evil Kylothian, Sereelena.
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27 | Post Office | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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28 | Scrad | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Scrad Scrad: You meet a beautiful girl, she's into it, and the best line you can come up with is, "Want to come back to my place for some tonsil hockey and egg salad?"
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29 | Worms | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Worms Worms: K, you're back! Somebody said you were dead. You look good!
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30 | Worms | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Worms Worms: Once you go worm, that's what you'll yearn.
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