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1 | Air Bizarre | BBB | Transportation | Airlines |
| Air Bizarre Airline Steven mentions on I Have a Pony. You can get a combination one way round trip ticket - Leave any Monday they bring you back the previous Friday. That way you still have the weekend.
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2 | Calcium Anthropology | BBB | Education | Academic Fields |
| Calcium Anthropology The study of milkmen - from I Have a Pony.
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3 | Two Blindfolded Dental Hygienists Trying... | BBB | Arts | Paintings |
| Two Blindfolded Dental Hygienists Trying to Make a Circle on an Etch a Sketch Painting by Salvador Dali Steven that mentions.
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4 | Stephen Wright | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stephen Wright Stephen Wright: I was reading the dictionary the other day. I thought it was a poem about everything.
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5 | Stephen Wright | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stephen Wright Stephen Wright: When the guy who made the first drawing board got it wrong, what did he go back to?
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6 | Stephen Wright | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stephen Wright Stephen Wright: We had a quicksand box in our backyard. I was an only child. Eventually.
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7 | Stephen Wright | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stephen Wright Stephen Wright: There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
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8 | Stephen Wright | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stephen Wright Stephen Wright: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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9 | Stephen Wright | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stephen Wright Stephen Wright: I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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10 | Stephen Wright | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stephen Wright Stephen Wright: I took a lie detector test the other day. No I didn't.
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11 | Stephen Wright | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stephen Wright Stephen Wright: I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
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12 | Stephen Wright | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stephen Wright Stephen Wright: I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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13 | Stephen Wright | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stephen Wright Stephen Wright: I didn't sleep well. I made several mistakes.
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14 | Stephen Wright | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stephen Wright Stephen Wright: Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.
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15 | Stephen Wright | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stephen Wright Stephen Wright: A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
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16 | Stephen Wright | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stephen Wright Stephen Wright: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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