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Literature 2014. Written by Caroline Kepnes.
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1BenjiQuotesQuotes

Benji
Benji (social media post that Joe writes): I'd fuck Miley Cyrus. #deepthoughts.

2Benji's family dog's name.TriviaName Game-Animals

Benji's family dog's name.
Rascal
Pete
Spud


3Joe Goldberg QuotesQuotes

Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: You look at me and I nod and you crumble in my arms, and it looks like we're hugging, another young couple off to IKEA to get feathers for the nest and eat hyped-up meatballs, and nobody can hear you crying except for me. You try to wiggle away but I hold you, and your big Portman eyes are glossy and your cheeks are red and there's an old couple across the way and the dude nods at me like I'm Captain America and we're almost there and you're wiping your eyes.

4Joe Goldberg QuotesQuotes

Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: Two days ago, you started stressing about Halloween. You were going to be Princess Leia (you really are a flirt), and you were taking pictures of yourself and your friends and getting drunk a lot. You did not ask me to be Luke Skywalker, and going forward, we are gonna have some fun fights about how to celebrate Halloween.

5Joe Goldberg QuotesQuotes

Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: A proper cremation requires time and chemicals, but I think I did well, given the circumstances. And I care enough to box him up and bring him home, and most people in my position would leave him out on the island. I crack a smile because when you think about it, you're not really Princess Leia (your buns were much smaller), and I'm not really an undertaker. There's a symmetry of some kind, and I like it.

6Joe Goldberg QuotesQuotes

Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: My, you have a way of making me do things I don't normally do. I haven't dressed up for Halloween since the third grade (Spider-Man), and though it's gotten harder over the years, I've managed to silently protest that whore of a holiday for the bulk of my life. Yet here I am in a mothball-scented dressing room at Bridgeport Costumes.

7Joe Goldberg QuotesQuotes

Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: 6:08 and the next dude in line is buying the new King and The Shining just to be bold-he calls The Shining a prequel and I want to cut his face.

8Joe Goldberg QuotesQuotes

Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: No, you're not like those girls. You don't stage Faulkner and your jeans hang loose and you're too sun-kissed for Stephen King and too untrendy for Heidi Julavits and who, who will you buy?

9Joe Goldberg QuotesQuotes

Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: The day is against me. I forgot that Stephen King has a new book out, Doctor Sleep, the long-awaited follow-up to The Shining. New King means crowds, even a week or two after the book's release-people are lazy-and hordes of shoppers giddy to be reunited with Danny Torrance.

10Joe Goldberg QuotesQuotes

Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: Doctor Sleep turns my shop into a fucking Church of Stephen and I have no room to think about you, prepare for you. We are inundated with Kingophiles, couples trying to save their marriage with a book club, older fans who have waited forever, young punks who want to check into an independent bookstore on Facebook, freaks who highlight the bad parts and yearn to reeanact, withdrawn dullards longing for the companionship promised by a page-turner, women who want more out of a book than a feisty fuck with a commitmentphobic banker.

11Joe Goldberg QuotesQuotes

Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: I love Stephen King as much as any red rum drinking American, but I resent the fact that I, the bookseller, am his bitch.

12Joe Goldberg QuotesQuotes

Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: The next asshole is rummaging through his wallet for his credit card to buy his Stephen King so he can (fingers crossed) read about a sicko doing sick things because he's too much of a pussy to do all the sick things he wants to do, things he's probably wanted to do since he was a kid.

13Joe Goldberg QuotesQuotes

Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: The after-work depressed book buyers are coming steady, going home to their dungeons to let Stephen King distract them from their pathetic, lonely lives.

14Joe GoldbergQuotesQuotes

Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: Suspense is good for people. It makes us stronger. This is why America loves Stephen King so much, he keeps us on the edge of our seats until it hurts. He also knows that all people, whether groundskeepers at Fenway or privileged young fucks, are capable of going insane if placed under the right circumstances. Stephen King would appreciate my work with Benji and I smile as I lock the door.

15Name that Benji's storage locker is regi...TriviaName Game

Name that Benji's storage locker is registered under.
Stephen King
Thomas Pynchon
Stephen Crane


16Untitled ThemesSin City


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