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| KINGPIN Film 1996. Written by Barry Fanaro and Mort Nathan. Directed by Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly. Starring Woody Harrelson, Randy Quaid, Vanessa Angel and Bill Murray. | |||
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| 1 | Claudia | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Claudia Claudia: Your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert. | |||||||||||
| 2 | Claudia & Roy Munson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Claudia & Roy Munson Claudia: What do you think about new beginnings? Roy Munson: What is that, the feminine hygiene spray? | |||||||||||
| 3 | Ernie McCracken | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Ernie McCracken Ernie McCracken: Keep 'em comin', sweets, I got a long drive. Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table? | |||||||||||
| 4 | Ernie McCracken | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Ernie McCracken Ernie McCracken: You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels. | |||||||||||
| 5 | Ishmael Boorg  | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Ishmael Boorg Ishmael Boorg: Hey everybody there's a shit cloud coming! Run for your lives!  | |||||||||||
| 6 | Ishmael Boorg | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Ishmael Boorg Ishmael Boorg: I don't know who the heck you think you are, but if you don't wiggle those child-bearing hips out that door in 5 seconds, you're gonna find your nose sniffing my big Amish ass! | |||||||||||
| 7 | Ishmael Boorg & Roy Munson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Ishmael Boorg & Roy Munson Ishmael Boorg: You really should try to quit, Mr. Munson. They say it's bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process. Roy Munson: Is that right. Who's done more research on the subject than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say it's harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke.  | |||||||||||
| 8 | Landlady  | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Landlady Landlady: What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. You really jarred something loose, Tiger.  | |||||||||||
| 9 | Mr. Boorg | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Mr. Boorg Mr. Boorg: Ishmael always was a strange boy, but he means well.  | |||||||||||
| 10 | Roy Munson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Roy Munson Roy Munson: The name's not boy. It's Roy. Roy Munson. | |||||||||||
| 11 | Roy Munson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Roy Munson Roy Munson: Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn.  | |||||||||||
| 12 | Roy Munson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Roy Munson Roy Munson: The world can really kick your ass. I only have a vague recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine. | |||||||||||
| 13 | Roy Munson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Roy Munson Roy Munson: Look I've done a lot of creepy things in my life but I'm not gonna get into a fistfight with a girl.  | |||||||||||
| 14 | Roy Munson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Roy Munson Roy Munson: I hope you rot in Hell, you loser! You suck! You don't deserve a car! | |||||||||||
| 15 | Roy Munson & Ernie McCracken | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Roy Munson & Ernie McCracken Roy Munson: This feels weird. Are you sure this is legal? Ernie McCracken: I don't know. it's fun though, isn't it? | |||||||||||
| 16 | Roy Munson & Ernie McCracken | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Roy Munson & Ernie McCracken Roy: You two know each other? Ernie McCracken: It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits, Roy. | |||||||||||
| 17 | Roy Munson & Mr. Boorg | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Roy Munson & Mr. Boorg Roy Munson: Morning! I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull. Roy Munson: I'll brush my teeth.  | |||||||||||
| 18 | Untitled | Themes | Mouth of Madness | ||||||||
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| 20 | Untitled | Themes | Mouth of Madness | ||||||||
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| 21 | Untitled | Themes | Shield, The | ||||||||
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| 22 | Untitled | Themes | Solo | ||||||||
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