DETENTION Film 2011. Written by Joseph Kahn and Mark Palermo. Directed by Joseph Kahn. Starring Josh Hutcherson, Shanley Caswell, Spencer Locke, Aaron David Johnson, Walter Perez and Dane Cook. | |||
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1 | Attentionyl | BBB | Drugs | Medicine | |||||||
Attentionyl Riley Jones' medication from Rite Prescriptions. | |||||||||||
3 | Beauty Beast 5 | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Beauty Beast 5 Horror movie within the horror movie Slashing Beauty 4 within the horror movie Cinderhella III: Blood Ball. The students in detention watch it on VHS. | |||||||||||
3 | Cinderhella II: Beauty Scream | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Cinderhella II: Beauty Scream Sequel to horror movie Cinderhella. "At the stroke of midnight you die." Starring Moscow Hyatt. The best movie since Volcano. | |||||||||||
3 | Cinderhella III: Blood Ball | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Cinderhella III: Blood Ball Sequel to horror movie Cinderhella that Toshiba BitTorrents the work print during Detention. The review by Sherlock Moriarty compares it unfavorably to Hellboy II, calling it a craptasterpiece. | |||||||||||
3 | Cinderhella [film] | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Cinderhella [film] Horror movie featuring serial killer Cinderhella. | |||||||||||
4 | The Drunges | BBB | Music | Rock Bands | |||||||
The Drunges Indie rock band. Poster over Taylor Fisher's bed, and her alarm clock is set to one of their songs. | |||||||||||
3 | Euro Filmco 2000 | BBB | Media Companies | Film Production Companies | |||||||
Euro Filmco 2000 Makers of Slashing Beauty horror movies. | |||||||||||
3 | Galaxy Cinemas | BBB | Entertainment | Movie Theaters | |||||||
Galaxy Cinemas Local movie theater in Grizzly Lake. Now showing horror movie Cinderhella 2. | |||||||||||
4 | Galaxy Pines Mall | BBB | Retail | Shopping Centers | |||||||
Galaxy Pines Mall Local shopping mall where horror movie Cinderhella 2 is opening. | |||||||||||
5 | Good Morning Grizzly Lake | BBB | Television | TV Shows-Talk Shows | |||||||
Good Morning Grizzly Lake Morning TV talk show in Grizzly Lake featuring Brandon Czeczouceau. | |||||||||||
3 | Grizzlies | BBB | Sports | School Mascots | |||||||
Grizzlies Grizzly Lake High School mascot. | |||||||||||
3 | Grizzly 3 News | BBB | Television | TV News | |||||||
Grizzly 3 News Local news program in Grizzly Lake featuring Monica Lafontaine. | |||||||||||
3 | Grizzly Lake High School | BBB | Education | High Schools | |||||||
Grizzly Lake High School Local high school in Grizzly Lake. | |||||||||||
3 | Grizzly Lake High School Grizzly Bear | BBB | Transportation | Time Travel | |||||||
Grizzly Lake High School Grizzly Bear Toshiba turns the Grizzly Lake High School bear into a working time machine. | |||||||||||
3 | Grizzly Lake Police Department | BBB | Legal Aid | Police Departments | |||||||
Grizzly Lake Police Department Local police department in Grizzly Lake. | |||||||||||
4 | GV Musterhaus Films | BBB | Media Companies | Film Production Companies | |||||||
GV Musterhaus Films Makers of Cinderhella horror movies. | |||||||||||
3 | Herpexx | BBB | Drugs | Medicine | |||||||
Herpexx Taylor Fisher's medication from Rite Prescriptions. | |||||||||||
3 | Osama Bin Ladinism | BBB | Education | Academic Fields | |||||||
Osama Bin Ladinism Joke about Verge building a bomb: He thought he was extra-crediting. | |||||||||||
4 | Pizza Pitt | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors | |||||||
Pizza Pitt Where Taylor made out with some guy. | |||||||||||
5 | Rad Dudes | BBB | Music | Musicians | |||||||
Rad Dudes The principal's band. | |||||||||||
6 | The Remedial History of the Jellybean | BBB | Education | Classes | |||||||
The Remedial History of the Jellybean Joke Toshiba makes: Then do something. If I fail science, I'm stuck with you next year in the remedial history of the jellybean. | |||||||||||
7 | Rite Prescriptions | BBB | Retail | Drugstores | |||||||
Rite Prescriptions Pharmacy on Taylor and Riley's prescription pill bottles. Address: 726 Middle St, Grizzly Lake, USA. | |||||||||||
3 | Science Olympiad | BBB | Events | Contests-Science | |||||||
Science Olympiad | |||||||||||
4 | Sims Grizzly Lake | BBB | Media | Video Games | |||||||
Sims Grizzly Lake Joke: I'm sorry that you're all too busy playing Sims Grizzly Lake to notice! | |||||||||||
5 | Slashing Beauty 4 | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Slashing Beauty 4 Horror movie within the horror movie Cinderhella III: Blood Ball. The students in detention download it for free and watch it illegally on the internet before it's released. | |||||||||||
3 | Todd Kellstein M.D. | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors | |||||||
Todd Kellstein M.D. Doctor listed on Riley Jones' prescription bottle. | |||||||||||
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
3 | December 11, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |||||||
December 11, 2012 Date to Discard After on Riley Jones' prescription bottle. | |||||||||||
MAKE BELIEVE MAP | |||||||||||
3 | Grizzly Lake | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. | |||||||
Grizzly Lake Setting. U.S. town, state not specified: "Grizzly Lake, USA" | |||||||||||
4 | Lakeview Lane | Map | Transit Routes | Lanes | |||||||
Lakeview Lane Address on Sloan Foster's driver's license in Grizzly Lake. Sloan was also Mia Sara's character's name in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. | |||||||||||
5 | Middle St | Map | Transit Routes | Thoroughfares | |||||||
Middle St Address of Rite Prescriptions pharmacy in Grizzly Lake. | |||||||||||
3 | Planet Starclaw | Map | Outer Space | Planets | |||||||
Planet Starclaw Planet where the bear is abducted. | |||||||||||
3 | Town Creek | Map | Urban Areas | Cities | |||||||
Town Creek | |||||||||||
4 | White Knoll Dr | Map | Transit Routes | Thoroughfares | |||||||
White Knoll Dr Riley Jones' address in Grizzly Lake. | |||||||||||
OTHER | |||||||||||
3 | Beauty Beast | Other | Criminals | Serial Killers | |||||||
Beauty Beast Serial killer from the Beauty Beast horror movie franchise, the horror movie within the horror movie Slashing Beauty 4, the horror movie within the horror movie Cinderhella III: Blood Ball. Played by Ron Jeremy. | |||||||||||
3 | Cinderhella [copycat] | Other | Criminals | Serial Killers | |||||||
Cinderhella [copycat] Serial killer in the real world inspired by the serial killer in the horror movie franchise Cinderhella. | |||||||||||
4 | Cinderhella [serial killer] | Other | Criminals | Serial Killers | |||||||
Cinderhella [serial killer] Serial killer from the Cinderhella horror movie franchise. | |||||||||||
5 | Independent Spirit Award | Other | Recognition | Awards | |||||||
Independent Spirit Award Given by the Grizzly Lake High School Basket Weaving Club. | |||||||||||
3 | Least Absences Award | Other | Recognition | Awards | |||||||
Least Absences Award Given by the Grizzly Lake High School Obscure Stamp Club. | |||||||||||
3 | Most Improved Posture Award | Other | Recognition | Awards | |||||||
Most Improved Posture Award Given by the Grizzly Lake High School Chess Club. | |||||||||||
3 | Most Invertebrates in Tri-State Area Awa... | Other | Recognition | Awards | |||||||
Most Invertebrates in Tri-State Area Award Given by the Grizzly Lake High School Bug Collecting Club. | |||||||||||
3 | Most Vapid Film Review of the Century | Other | Recognition | Awards | |||||||
Most Vapid Film Review of the Century Joke Riley makes: And the award for most vapid film review of the century goes to... | |||||||||||
4 | Peer Leadership Award | Other | Recognition | Awards | |||||||
Peer Leadership Award Given by the Grizzly Lake High School Math-Fanatic Support Group. | |||||||||||
3 | Prince Humperdinck Award | Other | Recognition | Awards | |||||||
Prince Humperdinck Award Given by the Grizzly Lake High School Fencing club. | |||||||||||
3 | Riley Jones | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Riley Jones Riley Jones: Clapton Davis, you are more concept than reality. | |||||||||||
4 | Sanderson | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Sanderson Sanderson: If your mind is being controlled by Wrath of Khan slugs, I just want you to know that I am cool with it. | |||||||||||
5 | Slashing Beauty | Other | Criminals | Serial Killers | |||||||
Slashing Beauty Serial killer from the horror movie Slashing Beauty 4, the horror movie within the horror movie Cinderhella III. | |||||||||||
3 | Taylor Fisher | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Taylor Fisher Taylor Fisher: Eat cock! | |||||||||||
3 | Taylor Fisher | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Taylor Fisher Taylor Fisher: I'm Taylor Fisher and I'm a bitch. Beauty, intelligence, talent, charisma, Hoobastank. What? They're good. | |||||||||||
3 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Starfighter | |||||||
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4 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville | |||||||
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5 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Diff|rent Strokes | |||||||
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6 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness | |||||||
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7 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness | |||||||
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8 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Flatliners | |||||||
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