EASTBOUND & DOWN TV Series 2009. Created by Ben T. Test, Jody Hill and Danny McBride. Starring Danny McBride, Katy Mixon, John Hawkes, Andrew Daly, Ben Best, Jennifer Irwin, Steve Little and Joaquin Cosio. | |||
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1 | Ashley Schaeffer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Ashley Schaeffer Ashley Schaeffer: Let me tell you something. I had a dream about this moment - when I was making love to my wife Darla. On top of her. Powerful thrusts filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath. My son Gabriel walked in. Little boy. My wife sprung out of bed, said, No, Gabriel, leave. I said, No, honey. Shut your mouth, let him watch. Let him watch what is being consecrated here. And I want the people to watch what's gonna be consecrated here. And I will bring my son down here and he will watch. He will watch you two battle it here. You two becoming one. Okay? This isn't a game anymore. This isn't a game. | |||||||||||
2 | Cutler | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cutler Cutler: Hey April - what are you doing? | |||||||||||
3 | Cutler | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cutler Cutler: Oh, no - here comes the Fun Police! Put down your fun and stop having fun or you'll go to Fun Jail! | |||||||||||
4 | Cutler | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cutler Cutler: Oh, boy, that B12 shot is really kicking in right about now. I just feel loose and limber. I feel like Superman. | |||||||||||
5 | Cutler & April | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cutler & April Cutler: How's this feel? April: It feels good. | |||||||||||
6 | Cutler & April | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cutler & April Cutler: Did you come yet? April: I was going to, but... Cutler: I thought you did before, you know, and then... | |||||||||||
7 | Cutler & April | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cutler & April Cutler: Should I keep going? April: Do you want to keep going? Cutler: Oh yeah, yeah, you know I always want to. April: I'm okay if you want to take a break. Cutler: Well, I'm so hard, but I just didn't know if we should come back to this. April: That works. Cutler: Well, let's take a break. April: So I'm just gonna give it a couple more pumps and then, so three, two, one. | |||||||||||
8 | Kenny Powers | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Kenny Powers Kenny Powers: Here's what I need you to do. Call Kevin Nakashi in Seattle. He runs Happy Farms. It's an organic beef distributor. I don't have his number so you're gonna have to find that too. Have him make weekly shipments of the Kobe beef directly to Louis in the cafeteria. It's gonna cost you a little bit more, but if you drop my name, you should get a discount. | |||||||||||
9 | Kenny Powers | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Kenny Powers Kenny Powers: You look like a retarded Michael Myers. It's not a good look. | |||||||||||
10 | Untitled | Themes | GLOW | ||||||||
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11 | Untitled | Themes | 3-D | ||||||||
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