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| CON AIR Film 1997. Written by Scott Rosenberg. Directed by Simon West. Starring Nicolas Cage, John Cusack, John Malkovich, Steve Buscemi, Ving Rhames, Colm Meaney, Danny Trejo and Dave Chappelle. | |||
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| 1 | Billy & Cyrus | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Billy & Cyrus Billy: Have you lost your mind? Cyrus: According to my last psych evaluation yes. | |||||||||||
| 2 | Cameron Poe | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cameron Poe Cameron Poe: There's only two men I trust. One is me. The other is not you. | |||||||||||
| 3 | Cameron Poe | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cameron Poe Cameron Poe: Somehow they managed to get every creep and freak in the universe on this one plane. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Cameron Poe | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cameron Poe Cameron Poe: Hooray for the sounds of fucking silence. | |||||||||||
| 5 | Cameron Poe's daughter's name.  | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Cameron Poe's daughter's name.
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| 6 | Cameron Poe's nickname for his wife. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Cameron Poe's nickname for his wife.
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| 7 | Cyrus | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cyrus Cyrus: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air.  | |||||||||||
| 8 | Cyrus | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cyrus Cyrus: Don't move or the bunny gets it.  | |||||||||||
| 9 | Cyrus  | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cyrus Cyrus: The last thing your daughter will smell will be my hot stinking breath! | |||||||||||
| 10 | Cyrus & Johnny 23 | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cyrus & Johnny 23 Cyrus: Johnny, can you fly? Johnny 23: No. Cyrus: You keep that in mind, cause if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane!  | |||||||||||
| 11 | Cyrus Grissom | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cyrus Grissom Cyrus Grissom: I despise rapists. For me, they're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you're really thirsty. But, in your case, I'll make an exception. | |||||||||||
| 12 | Cyrus Grissom & Guard Falzon | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cyrus Grissom & Guard Falzon Cyrus Grissom: Oh, stewardess? Stewardess? What's the in-flight movie today? Guard Falzon: Well, I think you'll like it, Cyrus. It's called "I'll Never Make Love to a Woman on the Beach Again", and it's preceded by the award-winning short, "No More Steak for Me, Ever".  | |||||||||||
| 13 | Duncan Malloy | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Duncan Malloy Duncan Malloy: This is one problem that needs to be un-fucked right now! | |||||||||||
| 14 | Duncan Malloy | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Duncan Malloy Duncan Malloy: Well of course you can't reach him. He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit. | |||||||||||
| 15 | Duncan Malloy | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Duncan Malloy Duncan Malloy: Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This. this is fucking spectacular! | |||||||||||
| 16 | Duncan Malloy & Vince Larkin | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Duncan Malloy & Vince Larkin Duncan Malloy: What's with dictionary-boy over here? Vince Larkin: I believe thesaurus-boy would be more appropriate.  | |||||||||||
| 17 | Garland Greene | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Garland Greene Garland Greene: One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat. | |||||||||||
| 18 | Garland Greene | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Garland Greene Garland Greene: Define irony - a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. | |||||||||||
| 19 | Garland 'the Marietta Mangler' Greene | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Garland 'the Marietta Mangler' Greene Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene: Crazy is working 50 hours a week for 50 years, at the end of which you're told to piss off. End up in a nursing home, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of not making it to the toilet on time. | |||||||||||
| 20 | Guard Falzon | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Guard Falzon Guard Falzon: If any of you so much as pass gas in my direction and upset my delicate nasal passages, your testicles will become my private property.  | |||||||||||
| 21 | Guard Falzon | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Guard Falzon Guard Falzon: My, my, as I look around, I see a lot of celebrities among us. I see eleven Current Affairs, two Hard Copies and a genuine Geraldo interviewee. But, I gotta tell you gentlemen, none of this impresses me. Because we have rules on this aircraft, and they're gonna be enforced. It's a lot like kindergarten, you'll keep your hands to yourself, you'll keep the decibel level down, and if any of you should feel the need to scream, spit or bite, you'll get the treatment.  | |||||||||||
| 22 | Johnny 23 & Cameron Poe | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Johnny 23 & Cameron Poe Johnny 23: Do you know what I am? Cameron Poe: Ugly all day? | |||||||||||
| 23 | Little Girl & Garland Greene | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Little Girl & Garland Greene Little Girl: Are you sick? Garland Greene: Why do you ask? Little Girl: You look sick. Garland Greene: I am sick. Little Girl: Do you take medicine? Garland Greene: There is no medicine for what I have.  | |||||||||||
| 24 | The Marietta Mangler | Criminals | Serial Killers | ||||||||
The Marietta Mangler Also known as Garland Green. Serial killer played by Steve Buscemi.  | |||||||||||
| 25 | Pinball | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Pinball Pinball: I hate to say this, Cyrus, but we are three white dudes short. Or as they say in Ebonics, "We be fucked."  | |||||||||||
| 26 | Pinball & Cyrus | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Pinball & Cyrus Pinball: You didn't mean that 'dirty nigger crackhead' shit, did you? Cyrus: Give me that gun. Hell yes, I meant it. | |||||||||||
| 27 | Pinball & Swamp Thing | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Pinball & Swamp Thing Pinball: Hey, man. You Swamp Thing? Swamp Thing: That's right. Pinball: You gonna fly the plane? Swamp Thing: That's right. Pinball: It's amazing the shit you white trash know. Swamp Thing: That's right. | |||||||||||
| 28 | Untitled | Themes | Flatliners 2 | ||||||||
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| 29 | Vince Larkin | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Vince Larkin Vince Larkin: This one's done it all. Kidnapping, robbery, murder, extortion. His name is Cyrus Grissom, a.k.a. Cyrus the Virus. Thirty-nine years old, and twenty-five of them spent in our institutions.  | |||||||||||
| 30 | Vince Larkin | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Vince Larkin Vince Larkin: Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane.  | |||||||||||
| 31 | Vince Larkin & Cameron Poe | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Vince Larkin & Cameron Poe Vince Larkin: So what are you going to do now? Cameron Poe: What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day! | |||||||||||
| 32 | Vince Larkin & Cameron Poe | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Vince Larkin & Cameron Poe Vince Larkin: If you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust? That was a joke. Cameron Poe: I'm glad you told me. | |||||||||||
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