CLERKS Film 1994. Written by Kevin Smith. Directed by Kevin Smith. Starring Brian O|Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Jason Mewes, Lisa Spoonhauer. | |||
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1 | Customer & Dante | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Customer & Dante Customer:You got any ice? Dante: No. Customer: What? You mean I have to drink this coffee cold? | |||||||||||
2 | Dante & Customer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dante & Customer Dante: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks. Customer: in a row? | |||||||||||
3 | Dante's dog actor's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | ||||||||
Dante's dog actor's name.
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4 | The Quick Stop Cat Actor's Name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | ||||||||
The Quick Stop Cat Actor's Name.
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5 | Randal | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Randal Randal: This job would be great if it weren't for all the customers. | |||||||||||
6 | Randal | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Randal Randal: Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father. Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. it ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets. | |||||||||||
7 | Randal | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Randal Randal: I firmly believe in the philosophy of a ruling class, because I do rule. | |||||||||||
8 | Randal | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Randal Randal: Some people rent the most intellectually devoid movies. | |||||||||||
9 | Randal | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Randal Randal: I don't appreciate your rouse, your cunning attempt to trick me. I bet it feels good pointing out the short comings of others. | |||||||||||
10 | Randal | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Randal Randal: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl Mom. | |||||||||||
11 | Randal & Dante | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Randal & Dante Randal: Julie Dwyer died. Dante: Yeah, right. Randal: No, I'm serious. Dante: Oh, my god. Randal: Sanford's brother dates her cousin. He found out this morning. Dante: How? When? Randal: Embolism in her brain. Yesterday. Dante: Jesus. Randal: She was swimming at the YMCA pool when it happened. Died mid-backstroke. Dante: I'm gonna go to her wake. Randal: No, you're not. Dante: Why not? Randal: It's today. | |||||||||||
12 | Randal & Dante | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Randal & Dante Randal: Which did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back? Dante Hicks: Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets. | |||||||||||
13 | Untitled | Themes | Gray Eagle | ||||||||
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