MEAN GIRLS Film 2004. Written by Tina Fey. Directed by Mark Waters. Starring Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Tina Fey, Lacey Chabert, Lizzy Caplan, Daniel Franzese, Jonathan Bennett, Amanda Seyfried, Tim Meadows, Ana Gasteyer and Amy Poehler. | |||
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1 | Aaron Samuels | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Aaron Samuels Aaron Samuels: Your face smells like peppermint! | |||||||||||
2 | Bethany Byrd | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bethany Byrd Bethany Byrd: Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons... but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina! | |||||||||||
3 | Bethany Byrd | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bethany Byrd Bethany Byrd: I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops. | |||||||||||
4 | Cady Heron | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cady Heron Cady Heron: My stomach felt like it was going to fall out of my butt. | |||||||||||
5 | Cady Heron | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cady Heron Cady Heron: Yeah, everyone in Africa can read Swedish. | |||||||||||
6 | Cady Heron | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cady Heron Cady Heron: Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good. | |||||||||||
7 | Cady Heron | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cady Heron Cady Heron: I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch. | |||||||||||
8 | Cady Heron | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cady Heron Cady Heron: Grool... I meant to say cool and then I started to say great. | |||||||||||
9 | Cady Heron & Damian | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cady Heron & Damian Cady Heron: Who are the Plastics? Damian: They're teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover. | |||||||||||
10 | Cady Heron & Regina George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cady Heron & Regina George Cady Heron: Your house is really nice. Regina George:I know, right? | |||||||||||
11 | Coach Carr | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Coach Carr Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers. | |||||||||||
12 | Coach Carr | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Coach Carr Coach Carr: At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die. | |||||||||||
13 | Damian | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Damian Damian: My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk. | |||||||||||
14 | Damian | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Damian Damian: This girl is deep. | |||||||||||
15 | Damian | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Damian Damian: She asked me how to spell orange. | |||||||||||
16 | Gretchen Wieners | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Gretchen Wieners Gretchen Wieners: It's so fetch. | |||||||||||
17 | Gretchen Wieners | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Gretchen Wieners Gretchen Wieners: Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. It's Monday. | |||||||||||
18 | Gretchen Wieners | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Gretchen Wieners Gretchen Wieners: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular. | |||||||||||
19 | Gretchen Wieners | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Gretchen Wieners Gretchen Wieners: That was so fetch! | |||||||||||
20 | Gretchen Wieners | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Gretchen Wieners Gretchen Wieners: Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism. | |||||||||||
21 | Gretchen Wieners | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Gretchen Wieners Gretchen Wieners: You may think you like someone, but you could be wrong. | |||||||||||
22 | Gretchen Wieners | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Gretchen Wieners Gretchen Wieners: Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white. | |||||||||||
23 | Homeschooled Boy | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Homeschooled Boy Homeschooled Boy: And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. | |||||||||||
24 | Janis Ian | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Janis Ian Janis Ian: You're not pretending anymore, you're plastic! | |||||||||||
25 | Janis Ian | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Janis Ian Janis Ian: Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. | |||||||||||
26 | Janis Ian | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Janis Ian Janis Ian: Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness? | |||||||||||
27 | Janis Ian | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Janis Ian Janis Ian: Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life! | |||||||||||
28 | Janis Ian | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Janis Ian Janis Ian: Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs. | |||||||||||
29 | Janis Ian | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Janis Ian Janis Ian: There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it. | |||||||||||
30 | Jason | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jason Jason: Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? | |||||||||||
31 | Karen Smith | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Karen Smith Karen Smith: On Wednesdays we wear pink! | |||||||||||
32 | Karen Smith | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Karen Smith Karen Smith: Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now. | |||||||||||
33 | Karen Smith | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Karen Smith Karen Smith: There's a 30% chance that it's already raining! | |||||||||||
34 | Karen Smith | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Karen Smith Karen Smith: On Wednesdays, we wear pink. | |||||||||||
35 | Karen Smith | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Karen Smith Karen Smith: So if you're from Africa, why are you white? | |||||||||||
36 | Mr. Duvall | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Mr. Duvall Mr. Duvall: Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls! | |||||||||||
37 | Mrs. George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Mrs. George Mrs. George: I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are no rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. | |||||||||||
38 | Mrs. George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Mrs. George Mrs. George: Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends? | |||||||||||
39 | Ms. Norbury | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Ms. Norbury Ms. Norbury: Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs? | |||||||||||
40 | The Plastics | Criminals | Gangs | ||||||||
The Plastics Cady: Who are the Plastics? Damian: They're teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover. | |||||||||||
41 | Regina George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Regina George Regina George: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen! | |||||||||||
42 | Regina George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Regina George Regina George: These sweatpants are all that fits me right now. | |||||||||||
43 | Regina George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Regina George Regina George: Get in loser, we're going shopping. | |||||||||||
44 | Regina George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Regina George Regina George: I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her! | |||||||||||
45 | Regina George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Regina George Regina George: Fine. You can walk home, bitches. | |||||||||||
46 | Regina George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Regina George Regina George: Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy little... | |||||||||||
47 | Regina George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Regina George Regina George: Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back? | |||||||||||
48 | Regina George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Regina George Regina George: Can I just say that we don't have a clique problem at this school? And some of us shouldn't have to take this workshop because some of us are just victims in this situation. | |||||||||||
49 | Untitled | Themes | Color Out of Space | ||||||||
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50 | What color do we wear on Wednesdays? | Trivia | Questions | ||||||||
What color do we wear on Wednesdays?
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