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| BORED TO DEATH TV Series 2009. Created by Jonathan Ames. Starring Jason Schwartman, Zach Galifinakis, Ted Danson and Heather Burns. | |||
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| 1 | Adamantium    | Matter | Metals | ||||||||
Adamantium Ray: She left Super Ray. And even though his heart is encased in Adamantium fat, like Wolverine, he was destroyed.  | |||||||||||
| 2 | Bernard | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bernard Bernard: This restaurant isn't open yet, so this is sort of a preview, like a Broadway show, you know, like Spider-Man, or Cats. | |||||||||||
| 3 | Carol | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Carol Carol: My God, look at this thing. It's so beardy. I want to go down on it.  | |||||||||||
| 4 | George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
George George: Are we too stoned? My feet feel really interesting in my shoes. | |||||||||||
| 5 | George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
George George: I don't really have an opinion. I'm too stoned to think. But I'm having a really good time. | |||||||||||
| 6 | George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
George George: I don't like secrets. I'm the only one that gets to have secrets. | |||||||||||
| 7 | George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
George George: I don't procrastinate, I just like to do things later. | |||||||||||
| 8 | George & Howard | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
George & Howard George: Oh, Howard, you sell vaporizers? Howard: No, no, this is not Star Trek and these are not vaporizers. It's a walkie talkie. | |||||||||||
| 9 | George & Jonathan | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
George & Jonathan George: Oh my god, look at her. Jonathan: Whoa, what a costume. George: Yeah, I have to go talk to her. I've always had a thing for Wonder Woman.  | |||||||||||
| 10 | George & Priscilla | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
George & Priscilla George: What's my name? I want to hear you say it. Priscilla: Nosferatu George: No, you forgot to say great. The great Nosferatu. Priscilla: Sorry. George: All right, do it again.  | |||||||||||
| 11 | George's second ex-wife's - and best ex-... | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
George's second ex-wife's - and best ex-wife's name.
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| 12 | Jim Jarmusch | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jim Jarmusch Jim Jarmusch: You must really suffer from the terrifying clarity of your vision. | |||||||||||
| 13 | Jonathan | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jonathan Jonathan: In my heart I'm a vegan, but in my mouth, I lack discipline. | |||||||||||
| 14 | Jonathan | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jonathan Jonathan: You know, we really should all be vegans. I'm kind of a non-practicing vegan.  | |||||||||||
| 15 | Jonathan | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jonathan Jonathan: After this, I got to go home and finish my short story for the New Yorker contest. It's about a P.I. named Harry Parker. It's a Pulp Fiction take on how I beat those drug dealers in Prospect Park. | |||||||||||
| 16 | Jonathan & George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jonathan & George Jonathan: Do you really want to know the truth? George: Yes, I do. As long as it's not boring. | |||||||||||
| 17 | Jonathan & Ray | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jonathan & Ray Jonathan: So, this is how he gets his powers? Ray: Yeah, walks down the street with his fly undone, falls through a subway grate, hits his cock on the third rail, and he becomes a god. Jonathan: So, the third rail is to his cock what the spider bite was to Peter Parker? Ray: Yeah, but this is on a higher level... but that's the general idea, yeah. | |||||||||||
| 18 | Kevin Bacon & Ray | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Kevin Bacon & Ray Kevin Bacon: I gotta tell you, I think it's amazing that he uses his huge cock as a weapon. I mean, that's just awesome. I mean, that just seems really true to life. Ray: Thanks. I kinda see his huge cock as like Thor's hammer.  | |||||||||||
| 19 | Leah & Ray | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Leah & Ray Leah: What are you doing? Ray: I'm zapping it like Iceman, from The X-Men series. | |||||||||||
| 20 | Lisa | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Lisa Lisa: I know a lot of radical vegans. She must be an unhappy person. | |||||||||||
| 21 | Louis Green | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Louis Green Louis Green: Oh, you're limping. That's makes me happy. | |||||||||||
| 22 | Priscilla & George | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Priscilla & George Priscilla: That was lovely, George. George: I know.  | |||||||||||
| 23 | Ray | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Ray Ray: I'm not gonna change, I'm just gonna pretend to change. I can't change, that's impossible. | |||||||||||
| 24 | Ray | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Ray Ray: Are you a Vulcan, or an elf? | |||||||||||
| 25 | Ray | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Ray Ray: She left Super Ray. And even though his heart is encased in Adamantium fat, like Wolverine, he was destroyed.  | |||||||||||
| 26 | Ray & Jonathan | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Ray & Jonathan Ray: I have a new alter-alter-ego. Kevin Bacon. Jonathan: What do you mean, Kevin Bacon? Ray: He emailed me this morning. Somehow, he saw The Birth of Super Ray, and he wants to meet tonight. He thinks he can option it for like $10,000. Jonathan: My God, this is huge! He wants to play Super Ray? Ray: Yes, he thinks it can finally be his big franchise character. Kind of like a drunken Batman with a big cock.  | |||||||||||
| 27 | Ray's ex-girlfriend Leah's dog's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | ||||||||
Ray's ex-girlfriend Leah's dog's name.
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| 28 | Richard Antrem | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Richard Antrem Richard Antrem: Thank you so much for coming to the opening of Richard & Sons. As some of you may know, we are trying to elevate New York City's connection with its food. We promote only local fare grown by vegans and conscientious objectors. | |||||||||||
| 29 | Stella & Jonathan | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Stella & Jonathan Stella: What to vaporize some more pot? Jonathan: I want to vaporize you.  | |||||||||||
| 30 | The name of the dungeon mistress, as wel... | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
The name of the dungeon mistress, as well as Jonathan's mother.
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| 31 | Untitled | Themes | Shield, The | ||||||||
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| 32 | Untitled | Themes | Color Out of Space | ||||||||
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