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| TROPIC THUNDER Film 2008. Written by Ben Stiller. Directed by Ben Stiller. Starring Ben Stiller, Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr, Nick Nolte, Steve Coogan, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, Brandon T. Jackson, Bill Hader, Brandon Soo Hoo, Reggie Lee, Trieu Tran, Matthew McConaughey, Tom Cruise. | |||
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| 1 | Alpa Chino  | BBB | Music | Rap Musicians | |||||||
Alpa Chino Rapper.  | |||||||||||
| 2 | Booty Sweat  | BBB | Beverage Products | Energy Drinks | |||||||
Booty Sweat Alpa Chino's energy drink brand.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Bust-A-Nut | BBB | Food Products | Candy | |||||||
Bust-A-Nut Alpa Chino's candy bar brand. Pop a cap in hunger!  | |||||||||||
| 4 | Chitlin' & the Dude | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Chitlin' & the Dude Comedy movie starring Tugg Speedman and Martin Lawrence.  | |||||||||||
| 5 | Fart Club | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Fart Club Teenage fart comedy starring Jeff Portnoy, play on Fight Club. "The first rule of a fart club: pull my finger"  | |||||||||||
| 6 | The Fatties | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
The Fatties Jeff Portnoy, Jeff Portnoy, Jeff Portnoy and Jeff Portnoy are The Fatties.  | |||||||||||
| 7 | Fatties: Fart Two | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Fatties: Fart Two Starring Jeff Portnoy.  | |||||||||||
| 8 | Fist Force  | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Fist Force Movie starring Tugg Speedman. | |||||||||||
| 9 | G5 Owner | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines | |||||||
G5 Owner Magazine that Tugg Speedman's agent Rick "The Pecker" Peck reads.  | |||||||||||
| 10 | Heat Vision and Jack | BBB | Television | TV Shows | |||||||
Heat Vision and Jack TV show where actor Jeff Portnoy got his start, about a maverick genius astronaut whose best friend was a talking motorcycle.  | |||||||||||
| 11 | Heidi Bivens | BBB | Healthcare | Therapy | |||||||
Heidi Bivens Beverly Hills therapist played by Janeane Garofalo.  | |||||||||||
| 12 | I Love Tha Pussy | BBB | Music | Songs | |||||||
I Love Tha Pussy Song - hit single by rapper Alpa chino. | |||||||||||
| 13 | I Love Tha Pussy: The 12 inch Remix | BBB | Music | Songs | |||||||
I Love Tha Pussy: The 12 inch Remix Song - remix of the hit single by rapper Alpa Chino.  | |||||||||||
| 14 | Imagicorp Pictures | BBB | Media Companies | Film Production Companies | |||||||
Imagicorp Pictures Studio behind the Tropic Thunder movie within a movie.  | |||||||||||
| 15 | International Studio Co. | BBB | Media Companies | Film Production Companies | |||||||
International Studio Co. Film studio. | |||||||||||
| 16 | Land of Silk and Honey | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Land of Silk and Honey Movie starring Kirk Lazarus. | |||||||||||
| 17 | Moonshot | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Moonshot Movie about the moon landing featuring Kirk Lazarus as Neil Armstrong.  | |||||||||||
| 18 | Peck Agency | BBB | Services | Public Relations | |||||||
Peck Agency Actor Tugg Speedman's agent Rick "The Pecker" Peck's agency.  | |||||||||||
| 19 | Prom Knight | BBB | Drugs | Medicine | |||||||
Prom Knight Teenage erectile dysfunction medication. "Because SHE is the one... Who is supposed to be soft.", "Give your lady a hard time."  | |||||||||||
| 20 | Rain of Madness | BBB | Cinema | Movie Parodies | |||||||
Rain of Madness Documentary capturing the making of Tropic Thunder - the film within the film, a parody of Hearts of Darkness, the documentary capturing the making of Apocalypse Now. "A documentary about the making of a film that led to its own unmaking."  | |||||||||||
| 21 | Satan's Alley | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Satan's Alley In a time where to be different was to be condemned, and to be condemned was to die, one man chose to question his god. Starring Five time Academy Award winner Kirk Lazarus and MTV Movie Award Best Kiss winner Tobey Maguire.  | |||||||||||
| 22 | Scorcher | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Scorcher In 2013, when the Earth's rotation came to a halt, the world called on the one man who could make a difference.  | |||||||||||
| 23 | Scorcher II | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Scorcher II When it happened again, the world called on him once more.  | |||||||||||
| 24 | Scorcher III | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Scorcher III And no one saw it coming three more times.  | |||||||||||
| 25 | Scorcher IV | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Scorcher IV And no one saw it coming three more times.  | |||||||||||
| 26 | Scorcher V | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Scorcher V And no one saw it coming three more times.  | |||||||||||
| 27 | Scorcher VI: Global Meltdown | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Scorcher VI: Global Meltdown Now, the one made who made a difference five times before is about to make a difference again. Only this time, it's different. Here we go again. Again. Who left the fridge open?  | |||||||||||
| 28 | Sex Camp | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
Sex Camp Summer camp movie that Jeff Portnoy mentions a summer camp movie: "Back in '98, I did a low budget titty comedy for skinemax, 'Sex Camp.' Anyway, me and the campers from the uncool camp had to break into the rich girls' camp. So we did it by building a catapult. They shot us over the wall and we parachuted down."  | |||||||||||
| 29 | Simple Jack | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Simple Jack Tugg's box office bomb. "The story of a mindless idiots who has the power to talk to the animals that live on the family farm in chronicles his rise from a half-wit inbred moron to a no-wit jackass at the exciting conclusion."  | |||||||||||
| 30 | Timenarc 2050 | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Timenarc 2050 Movie starring Tugg Speedman. | |||||||||||
| 31 | Tropic Blunder | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Tropic Blunder Movie eventually cobbled together from hidden camera footage that finally wins Tugg his first academy award. "The true story behind the making of the most expensive fake true war story ever."  | |||||||||||
| 32 | Tropic Thunder [book] | BBB | Literature | Books | |||||||
Tropic Thunder [book] Vietnam veteran Staff Sergeant John "Four Leaf" Tayback's memoir.  | |||||||||||
| 33 | Tropic Thunder [film] | BBB | Cinema | Movies | |||||||
Tropic Thunder [film] The film adaptation of Vietnam veteran Staff Sergeant John "Four Leaf" Tayback's memoir.  | |||||||||||
| 34 | TVietnam | BBB | Television | TV News | |||||||
TVietnam TV station.  | |||||||||||
| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
| 35 | September 3, 1972 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Birth Dates | |||||||
September 3, 1972 Actor Jeff Portnoy born.  | |||||||||||
| 36 | November 27, 2007 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
November 27, 2007 Movie producer Les Grossman featured on the cover of Forbes magazine.  | |||||||||||
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| 37 | Cody | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Cody Cody: I don't know what it's called, I only know the sound it makes when it lies! | |||||||||||
| 38 | Cody | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Cody Cody: Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit!  | |||||||||||
| 39 | Cody | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Cody Cody: You're the Milli Vanilli of Patriots, okay?  | |||||||||||
| 40 | Cody | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Cody Cody: Look, man, I almost blinded Jamie Lee Curtis in "Freaky Friday." This shit will ruin me, man! | |||||||||||
| 41 | Crying Monkey Award | Other | Recognition | Awards | |||||||
Crying Monkey Award Award won by Satan's Alley movie at the Beijing Film Festival.  | |||||||||||
| 42 | Damien Cockburn | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Damien Cockburn Damien Cockburn: The chopper is God, and I am Jesus Christ, his son. You are my chosen disciples.  | |||||||||||
| 43 | Damien Cockburn | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Damien Cockburn Damien Cockburn: Now, let's go and make the greatest war movie ever! ...Oh.  | |||||||||||
| 44 | Flaming Dragon | Other | Criminals | Gangs | |||||||
Flaming Dragon Heroin producing gang in the Golden Triangle.  | |||||||||||
| 45 | Jeff Portnoy | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jeff Portnoy Jeff Portnoy: Listen you cherry fuck, you call in that snake'n nape and get us some boomboom now! | |||||||||||
| 46 | Kevin Sandusky | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kevin Sandusky Kevin Sandusky: Don't drink that water! That water's like a petri dish! Alpa, do you have any Booty Sweat? | |||||||||||
| 47 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.  | |||||||||||
| 48 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard.  | |||||||||||
| 49 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me. | |||||||||||
| 50 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!  | |||||||||||
| 51 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.  | |||||||||||
| 52 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.  | |||||||||||
| 53 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: Yo asshole! This muthafucka's dead. Ain't no Chris Angel Mindfreak, David Blane trapdoor horse shit jumpin' off here!  | |||||||||||
| 54 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: All right, that's enough of this subordination. If the machine breaks down, we break down.  | |||||||||||
| 55 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: I'm just like a little boy, playin' with his dick when he's nervous. | |||||||||||
| 56 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: Stop tailgatin' me, ya pasty teabag! I'm goin' potty. Wanna hold my dick? | |||||||||||
| 57 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: Want some? Get Some! | |||||||||||
| 58 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: Here's my motherfuckin' farm! | |||||||||||
| 59 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: Hey, man! One week down, two weeks behind, G.I. Joe can't cry, but it don't matter 'cause you didn't have the camera turned on anyway. Let's party!  | |||||||||||
| 60 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: Let's make lemonade.  | |||||||||||
| 61 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: And the Oscar goes to. Yes! Tugg Speedman for "Tropic Blunder: The True Story Behind The Making Of The Most Expensive Fake True War Movie Ever"  | |||||||||||
| 62 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: Man that's beauty! Nights like tonight make a man wonder what it's all about. | |||||||||||
| 63 | Kirk Lazarus | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: Being an actor's no different than being a rugby player or a construction worker, save for the fact that my tools are the mechanisms that trigger human emotion. | |||||||||||
| 64 | Les Grossman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Les Grossman Les Grossman: First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you!  | |||||||||||
| 65 | Les Grossman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Les Grossman Les Grossman: You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I will fuck you up!  | |||||||||||
| 66 | Les Grossman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Les Grossman Les Grossman: Oh. You're a great American. This nation owes you a huge debt. Now, shut the fuck up and let me do my job!  | |||||||||||
| 67 | Les Grossman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Les Grossman Les Grossman: Look fuck-stick, I'm incredibly busy, so why don't you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass. | |||||||||||
| 68 | Les Grossman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Les Grossman Les Grossman: Cockburn, from now on my fist is going to be so far up your shithole that every time you have a thought, it's gonna have to tiptoe past my wedding ring...  | |||||||||||
| 69 | Les Grossman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Les Grossman Les Grossman: Let's face it, the kids aren't exactly dressing up as The Scorcher for Purim anymore. | |||||||||||
| 70 | Les Grossman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Les Grossman Les Grossman: You know how you handle an actor? They whine about anything, you pull down their pants and spank their ass.  | |||||||||||
| 71 | Les Grossman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Les Grossman Les Grossman: Which one of you fuck faces is Damien Cockburn?  | |||||||||||
| 72 | Les Grossman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Les Grossman Les Grossman: This is your fault, you limey fuck! You shit the money bed, my friend.  | |||||||||||
| 73 | Post-Platoon Stress Disorder | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |||||||
Post-Platoon Stress Disorder Kirk Lazarus is diagnosed with PPSD by Beverly Hills therapist Heidi Bivens. "The first documented case was Charlie Sheen. The same diagnosis had been given out to Colin Farrell after Tigerland, Jim Caviezal after Thin Red Line, and incredibly, even Robin Williams after shooting Good Morning, Vietnam."  | |||||||||||
| 74 | Rob Slolom | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Rob Slolom Rob Slolom: It's Les Grossman. He throws these words around. "Crisis", "explosion", "not rolling", "fired". These are just words.  | |||||||||||
| 75 | Simple Jack | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Simple Jack Simple Jack: I got a g-g-g-g-good brain.  | |||||||||||
| 76 | Simple Jack | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Simple Jack Simple Jack: You m-m-muh m-m-muh make me happy.  | |||||||||||
| 77 | Sponsor | Other | Themes | Billboard | |||||||
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| 79 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville | |||||||
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| 80 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness | |||||||
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| 81 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Color Out of Space | |||||||
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